Funny Wishes and Status Messages - Page 80

Dream makes everything possible, Hope makes everything work, Luv makes everything beautiful, Smile makes all the above... So always Brush ur Teeth

wonderfull couples in this world
heart & beats
night & moon
music & songs
roses & love
fish & water
my sms & ur smile

whts attitude??

three ants after seeing alephant

first- we will kill him

second- we will crush him

third- leave him dude, we r three and he is alone !!!!!!!

Dress code for Feb-14:

Green-Leave me Alone

Red-Going 2 Propose

Pink-Accepted Proposal

Black-Rejected Proposal

White-Already Booked

love is life but luv ur own wife or she vl get a knife n cut ur whole life

this is an adult msg if u r under the age of 18, pls dont read this sms
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pls vote in d cumng election...!

Two lovers plan to suicide. Boy jumped first, Girl closed her eyes & return back saying love is blind. Boy in air opened his parachute saying love never dies.

Touch your heart,you will feel the rythm of your heartbeat
touch your head and u will fell the rhythm of an empty pot
Tin..
Tin..
Tidip..

The BALL can escape from BAT

The RAT can esscape from CAT

But

Your dabba cell cant escape from my msg
gud evening

When i call you.....1st ring i miss you
2nd ring i think of you,
3rd ring i like you,
4th ring i like you,
so much 5th ring,
idiot pick up the phone.

What is da true meaning of 'Study' ???
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S. Sleeping
T. Talking
U. Unlimited tafreh
D. Dreaming
Y. Yawning

MATHS AND GIRLS BOTH ARE COMLICATED................
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BUT MATHS ATLEAST HAVE LOGIC....

MISSED CALL Means -

"M"Ost
"I"Nnovative
"S"Tylish
"S"Till
"E"Ffecti Ve
"D"Evice

"C"Onveying
"A"Pnapan
"L"Ove &
"L"Oneliness

Best msg ever written on board in church--
"God never fails"
A stock broker wrote below it-:
"Let him trade in stock market"

If u r sad, than sit on the rocks, open ur shoes and smel ur socks

Definition of a true music lover-
A girl is singing in the bathroom taking the bath & a boy standing near the keyhole is using his ears & not his eyes

some one

loving u

caring for u

watching over u

protecting u

following u

guess who?



ur

street dog.............................

When Apple becomes Red it is ready to Eat,
Whan a Girl become 18 she is ready to.........






VOTE!!
Dirty mind.. U will never change..

Why
do i
SMS u?

Care?


Miss?



Love?



Bored?



Time pass?


U Know Why?


Bcoz
I m not KANJUS

What is the difference b\w Alcohol and Poison.
If u drink Alchol u will dance around the people....
If u drink Poison people will dance around U....

After MS word,
Ms excel
&
Ms power point
microsoft Launch
new software
relat to cricket



MS Dhoni

Three dreams of a man:
To be as handsome as his mother thinks.
To be as rich as his child believes.
To have as many women as his wife suspects

A Smart Lawyer Said:

I Learned Law So Well,
The Day I Graduated
I Sued My College,
Won The Case
And
Got My Tuition Fees
Back ... ;->

Height of fashion?

Dhoti wid zip.


Height of secrecy?

Blank visiting card.


Height of stupidity?

Looking thru a keyhole of glass door.

Today is Donald Duck's birthday .... :)

So wish him by sending this sms to every cartoon you know.

Just like I did by sending this sms to you...

U R the one who is CHARMING
U R the one who is INTELLIGENT
U R the one who is CUTE
and I am the One who is spreading these RUMOURS

How can u earn 1 Crore Rs in stock market??
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Simple..
Start Investing wid 2 crores..

fagqaf
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asfsafa
sdfasdfsa
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gadhe kuch nahi samajh ayega
u know its matrix coded

That HUM is Missing TUM vry much n
Widout Tum Hum is vry Lonely


So TUM never go Far frm HUM otherwise

HUM will mis TUM a l0t.

once a bagger meet a bagger
bagger in a train.
than the bagger asked the bagger
what is his name?
than the bagger told the bagger
that bagger is his name.