Funny Questions Wishes and Status Messages - Page 10

Q:- what do u get when u cross a librarian and a lawyer?
A:- "All the information you want, except you can''t understand it."

Q:There is always a sign board''DRIVE SLOWLY'' near school,bt never near girls college.Why? Ans:BECAUSE HERE VEHICLES AUTOMATICALLY GET SLOW!

Q:) What does a buffalo produce during an EarthQuake? A:) MilkShake

Q: What kind of food does a race horse eat? A: Fast food

Q: What is the height of optimism?
A: Sehwag coming out to bat applying sunscreen on his face.

Q: Why was the leper caught speeding?
A: He couldn''t take his foot of the accelerator.

Q:- what do u get when u cross a librarian and a lawyer? A:- "All the information you want, except you can''t understand it."

Q:) What does a buffalo produce during an EarthQuake?
A:) MilkShake.

Q:) Why do Gods stay up in heaven? A:) Because they are afraid of what they have created!

Q: How do you sink a submarine full of blondes?
A: Knock on the door.

Q: How do you sink a submarine full of blondes? A: Knock on the door.

Q:) What does a buffalo produce during an EarthQuake? A:) MilkShake

Q: Where do Indian batsmen perform their best?
A: In advertisements.

Q: Have you heard the joke about the butter? A: I butter not tell you, It might spread!!

Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?
A: Run like hell....she''s got a hand grenade in her mouth

Q:) What does a buffalo produce during an EarthQuake? A:) MilkShake

Q: Why was the leper caught speeding?
A: He couldn''t take his foot of the accelerator.

Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?
A: Run like hell....she''s got a hand grenade in her mouth

Q: How do you sink a submarine full of blondes? A: Knock on the door.

Q:) What does a buffalo produce during an EarthQuake? A:) MilkShake

Q: How do you sink a submarine full of blondes? A: Knock on the door.

Q: Why don''t men often show their true feelings?
A: Because they don''t have any.

Q: What is the Indian version of a hat-trick?
A: 3 runs in 3 balls.

Q: What''s the difference between a Kiss, a car & a monkey?
A: A kiss is so dear, a car is too dear & the monkey is U dear!

Q:) Why do Gods stay up in heaven? A:) Because they are afraid of what they have created!

Q: How do you sink a submarine full of blondes? A: Knock on the door.

Q: Why don''t men often show their true feelings?
A: Because they don''t have any. 1

Q:- what do u get when u cross a librarian and a lawyer? A:- "All the information you want, except you can''t understand it."

Q: What''s the difference between gud & bad gals? A: Gud gals loosen a few buttons when its hot, bad gals make it hot by loosening a few buttons!

Q: Which boy has the permission to get into a girls'' bathroom and touch her anywhere he likes?
A: Lifebuoy.