Q:- what do u get when u cross a librarian and a lawyer? A:- "All the information you want, except you can''t understand it."
Q:There is always a sign board''DRIVE SLOWLY'' near school,bt never near girls college.Why? Ans:BECAUSE HERE VEHICLES AUTOMATICALLY GET SLOW!
Q: What kind of food does a race horse eat? A: Fast food
Q:) What does a buffalo produce during an EarthQuake? A:) MilkShake
Q: What is the height of optimism? A: Sehwag coming out to bat applying sunscreen on his face.
Q:) Why do Gods stay up in heaven? A:) Because they are afraid of what they have created!
Q:) What does a buffalo produce during an EarthQuake? A:) MilkShake.
Q: How do you sink a submarine full of blondes? A: Knock on the door.
Q: Why was the leper caught speeding? A: He couldn''t take his foot of the accelerator.
Q: Where do Indian batsmen perform their best? A: In advertisements.
Q: Have you heard the joke about the butter? A: I butter not tell you, It might spread!!
Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you? A: Run like hell....she''s got a hand grenade in her mouth
Q: Why don''t men often show their true feelings? A: Because they don''t have any.
Q: What is the Indian version of a hat-trick? A: 3 runs in 3 balls.
Q: What''s the difference between a Kiss, a car & a monkey? A: A kiss is so dear, a car is too dear & the monkey is U dear!
Q: Why don''t men often show their true feelings? A: Because they don''t have any. 1
Q: What''s the difference between gud & bad gals? A: Gud gals loosen a few buttons when its hot, bad gals make it hot by loosening a few buttons!
Q: Which boy has the permission to get into a girls'' bathroom and touch her anywhere he likes? A: Lifebuoy.
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