Funny Questions Wishes and Status Messages - Page 9

Q: How many doctors does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Three. One to find a bulb specialist, one to find a bulb installation specialist, and one to bill it all to Medicare.

Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?
A: Run like hell....she''s got a hand grenade in her mouth

Q: Why was the leper caught speeding?
A: He couldn''t take his foot of the accelerator.

Q. What''s pink and fluffy
A. Pink fluff

Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO?
A: There have been sightings of UFOs.

Q: Why was the leper caught speeding?
A: He couldn''t take his foot of the accelerator.

Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?
A: Run like hell....she''s got a hand grenade in her mouth.

Q: Why was the leper caught speeding?
A: He couldn''t take his foot of the accelerator.

Q: How many men does it take to change a toilet roll?
A: We don''t know. Never happens.

Q: What does a blonde owl say?
A: What, what?

Q: What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimers disease?
A: Her IQ goes up.

Q: What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimers disease?
A: Her IQ goes up.

Q: How many men does it take to change a toilet roll?
A: We don''t know. Never happens.

Q: What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore?
A: An f****ing know it all.

Q: How do you sink a submarine full of blondes?
A: Knock on the door.

Q: Agar do pipal ke Pedon ko ek rassi se bandh diya jaye to us rassi ko kya kahenge?
A: Us rassi ko bolengey NOKIA - Connecting pipal.

Q: Why was the leper caught speeding?
A: He couldn''t take his foot of the accelerator.

Q. Where do you find a one legged dog?
A. Where you left it.

Q: Why are husbands like lawn mowers?
A: They''re hard to get started, emit foul odors, and don''t work half the time!

Q: How many doctors does it take to change a light bulb?
A1: That depends on whether it has health insurance.
A2: None. They just tell it to take two asprin and come round to the surgery later.
A3: None. They only sign the death certificate and phone the mortuary.
A4: None. They would diagnose depression and prescribe benzo diazapines.
A5: Only one, but he has to ...

Q: What''s the difference between a general practitioner and a specialist?
A: One treats what you have, the other thinks you have what he treats.

Q:- what do u get when u cross a librarian and a lawyer?
A:- "All the information you want, except you can''t understand it."

Q: What does a blonde owl say?
A: What, what?

Q: What is a double-blind study?
A: Two orthopaedists reading an electrocardiogram.
Things You Don''t Want to Hear During Surgery:
Oops!
Has anyone seen my watch?
That was some party last night. I can''t remember when I''ve been that drunk.
Damn! Page 47 of the manual is missing!
Well this book doesn''t say that... What edition is your ...

Q: Why did the nurse have a long pole and two rubber gloves?
A: Her way of not getting pregnant.

Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?
A: Run like hell....she''s got a hand grenade in her mouth.

Q. What''s blue and fluffy
A. Pink fluff holding it''s breath

Q: Does an apple a day keep the doctor away?
A: If you aim it well enough.

Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO?
A: There have been sightings of UFOs.

Q: What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore?
A: An f****ing know it all.