Most Shared Funny Quotes Wishes and Status Messages

Roj roj Weight naap ke kya karna hain, ek
din sab ko marna hain, chaar din zindagi
ke, hassi khushi kaat le mere dost,agale
janam me fir 2.5 kgse hi to start karna
hain!!!

If your attitude is strong enough to kill me,

Mine is intelligent enough to haunt you after my death..!!

Updesh:
Daru pine se jindgi ki problem
solve nahi hoti.
Gyaan:
Aise to juice pine se bhi…
problem
solve nahi hoti.
Isliye karo wohi jo lage sahi..!!

'Newton's' 5th law:
'loose motion never comes in slow motion....'
don't laugh..! it true..

Boy says:
ye jo aag dil mai lagi hai zamane mai laga dunga.
Uski doli jo uthi
to.
To.
Koi baat nahi telented hoon dusri pata lunga.

BEST QUOTE:

"Dont worry when you walk through Your LIFE...

Coz U ve tied me Tightly on your shoes and I wont make U Fall"..:-)

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Having a wife is part of living.. But having girlfriends along with wife is
'Art of Living'

The trouble with political jokes is that very often they get elected.

The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it.

An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have; the older she gets the more interested he is in her.

Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I''m not there, I go to work.

I don''t care what is written about me as long as it isn''t true.

Art, like morality, consists in drawing the line somewhere.

More than ever before, Americans are suffering from back problems, back taxes, back rent, back auto payments.

The person who writes for fools is always sure of a large audience.

Drawing on my fine command of the language, I said nothing.

I do benefits for all religions. I''d hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality.

You''ve got to be honest; if you can fake that, you''ve got it made.

Coffee isn''t my cup of tea.

Always forgive your enemies -- Nothing annoys them so much.

I can''t understand why I flunked American history. When I was a kid there was so little of it.

It took me fifteen years to discover I had no talent for writing, but I couldn''t give it up, because by that time I was too famous.

Outside of a dog, a book is man''s best friend. Inside of a dog, it''s too dark to read.

What the world needs is more geniuses with humility, there are so few of us left.

Be thankful we''re not getting all the government we''re paying for.

Every speaker has a mouth; An arrangement rather neat. Sometimes it''s filled with wisdom. Sometimes it''s filled with feet.

A horse may be coaxed to drink, but a pencil must be lead.

The free-lance writer is a man who is paid per piece or per word or perhaps.

I''m tired of all this nonsense about beauty being only skin-deep. That''s deep enough. What do you want -- an adorable pancreas?

Every crowd has a silver lining.