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6 Years Ago | 2 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Mohabat Ke Nam Pe Kya Khub Saza Mene Pai He
Gor Farmaiega
Baki Sher Baad Me.
Abhi Mujhe SUSU Aayi He

6 Years Ago | 2 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Teri surat p dil haru,
Wah Wah

Teri surat p jaan waru,
Wah Wah

Jis din tera MSG nahi ata,
Ji chahta he teri kanpati pe do maru..

6 Years Ago | 5 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Aankhon mein agar WEBCAM hota to tasviron ko receive kar sakte

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dimaag mein agar PRINTER hota to khayaalon ka PRINT OUT nikaal lete

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man mein agar BLUETOOTH hota to bhavnaayon ko TRANSFER kar dete

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dil agar CPU hota to sabki yaadon ko SAVE kar sakte

6 Years Ago | 7 shares | By Devendra Singh # 8697

Dil Dia Tha jisko Diwani Samaj Kar



Dil Dia Tha Jisko Diwani Samaj Kar



Kha Gyi Dil Ko Biryani Samjh Kar


1 Aasu Bhi Nhi Chhoda Us Bewafaa Ne,




use Bhi Pee Gyi Nimbu Pani Samjh Kr

6 Years Ago | 3 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Arz kiya he:

Phir mujhse ho gayi ek bahot badi bhool.

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wah wah

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Phir mujhse ho gayi ek bahot badi bhool.

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wah wah

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Tohfe me de diya usey gobhi ka phool

6 Years Ago | 2 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Tere pyar mein umar bhar intezar kiya

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wah wa

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Tere pyar mein umar bhar intezar kiya

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Wah Wah

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Aur

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Uss intezar me na jane Kitno se pyar kiya :D ;)

Dard dekho shayar ka

6 Years Ago | 2 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Yeh kitabon ki duniya samajhte samajhte zindagi nikal jayegi..

Theory ke concept mein life ki equation bigad jayegi..

Sochte hain nikal aye kitabo ki duniya se..

Par itna pata hai ki inhi kitabo se ek din ZINDAGI JANNAT main badal jayegi..

7 Years Ago | 5 shares | By Shruti Sharma # 3294

DIL Ki Dharkanen RUK C Gai Hain SAANSE Meri THAM C Gai Hay Pucha DIL K Doctor Se HUMNE Pata Chala Is DIL Me AAPKI YAADEN SARDI Ki Wajah Se JAM C Gai Hain.

7 Years Ago | 5 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Jis ladki k chehre par aaj kal naqab hota hai.

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Wo naqab ashiq k liye azab hota hai.

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Mat marna naqab wali ladki pe mere dost.

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Khubsurat packing me maal aksar kharab hota hai.

7 Years Ago | 7 shares | By pradeep bisht # 8803

Koi gham nahi magar dil udas hai,
Tujh se koi rishta nahi phir bhi ehsaas hai,
Kehne ko bohut apnay magar tu ek khas hai,
Zyada emotional na hona uper sub bakwas hai…

7 Years Ago | 6 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

ARZ HAI JANAB...............

Hontho ko chhuwa usne ehsaas abtak hai

wah wa wah wa

Aankhe num aur saanso me Aag ab tak hai

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Waqt guzar gaya par uski yaad ab tak nahi gayee

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Ufffffffffff wo hari mirchi ki swaad abtak hai

7 Years Ago | 4 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Arz kiya he:

Dil Logi ya jaan logi !!!

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wah wah

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Dil Logi ya jaan logi !!!

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wah wah

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Meri jaan set hone me kitna time logi ???

7 Years Ago | 8 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Gor pharmaiyega..

AaJ KaL Ki Ladkiya Husn Pe NaaZ Karti Hai..

Wah...wah...

AaJ KaL Ki Ladkiya Husn Pe NaaZKarti Hai..

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Grammar to aata nahi Magar english mein baat karti hai

8 Years Ago | 3 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Tumko dekha to ye khayal aya...




Tumko dekha to ye khayal aya..



Ki


pagalo k stock me naya maal aya

8 Years Ago | 8 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Arz kiya he

Tere pyar ke saaye ne mujhe aisa pyasa banaya,

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wah wah

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Tere pyar ke saaye ne mujhe aisa pyasa banaya,

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wah wah

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Tu 2 min ruk.. mei pani pi ke aaya

10 Years Ago | 3 shares | By Ganesh Basnet # 8737

Charo taraf Padhai ka Saya h
Har paper me zero nazar aya h
Hm to yuhi Chale jate h bina Muh dhoye Xm dene ,
Or log kehte he Sala raat bhar Padhai kr k aaya h

10 Years Ago | 0 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Arjz kiya hai,
"unka chehara dekh ke,
beet gaye hai kayi arse..
Aur ek wo hai jo roj,
mask pahanti hai


swine flu ke darse"

10 Years Ago | 3 shares | By Ashish 8574816604 # 1

Zindgi Ki Har Ek Udaan Baaki Hai
Har Mod Pr Ek Imtihan Baki Hai
Abhi To Sirf Aap Hi Pareshan Hai Mujhse
Abhi To Pura Hindustan Baaki Hai… ???

10 Years Ago | 0 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Semi English Shayri
The Janaza of Mehbub nikla 4m d Gali of Mehbuba wid Lots of
Zor-Shor
Mehbuba jhaki 4m d Door & boli
"Gaya Hramkhor"

10 Years Ago | 2 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

For Sharabi..

Pani ko daru bana dete,

Daru ke tanker lagva dete,

Kambakht hamne pini chod di hai..

Warna

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Tajmahal ko "Beer bar"

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Mumtaj ko "Bar girl" bana dete..!!

10 Years Ago | 5 shares | By athar ansari # 8779

kamar jitni bhi patli ho maza utna nasheela hai.
chalega jo bhi ho aankhon ka rang kala ya neela hai,
ishq k naam pe kerte sabhi ab RASLEELA hao..

main karun to saala character dheelaa hai

10 Years Ago | 2 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Ruthi hai wo is tarah jaise hum unhe sach me mana lenge



itna waqt kaun zaya kare, itne me hum dusre patha lenge

10 Years Ago | 1 shares | By shashank pandey # 8791

dost ruthe toh rab ruthe ,fir ruthe toh jag chhute, agarfir ruthe toh dil ruthe, agar fir ruthe? Nikal danda maar saale ko jab tak danda na tute.

10 Years Ago | 0 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Katal karna hai to nigahonse kar
talwar me kya rakha hai
Pyar karna hai to mujhse kar
mere doston me kya rakha hai.

10 Years Ago | 3 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Na pyar,
na yar,
na mohhabat,
na dosti yaro,
aaj k ye devdas ki bat mano yaro,
na chandramukhi,
na paro,
BUS HAR LADKI PAR LINE MARO!

10 Years Ago | 0 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Arz kiya he:

Is sirey se us sirey tak har ek gunehgaar hai,

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wah wah

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Is sirey se us sirey tak har ek gunehgaar hai,

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wah wah

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koi zamaanat par hai aur koi faraar hai....

10 Years Ago | 1 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Arz he,
Tere deedar k liye hmne pyar se avaj lagayi he,
Aur tu hme bhikhari samaj roti leke ayi he

10 Years Ago | 0 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Sehmi-2 nigaho me khuwab hm sja dege
Suni-2 raho me phool hm bicha dege
Hmare Sath muskra k dekh

Apko hm COLGATE k postar p lagwa dege

10 Years Ago | 2 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Hum yaad tumhi ko karte he

Ek ada pe marte he

Ek hi baat se darte he ki

Aap CLOSE-UP kyo nahi karte he

10 Years Ago | 6 shares | By anand raikwar # 8729

Bihar ki gali mai pan ki dukan,
Devdas ne dekhi Paro Ki muskan,
Devdas ne khilaya paro ko pan,
Kha k pan Paro boli "Shukriya Bhai Jan.

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