Funny Shayari Wishes and Status Messages - Page 37

Zindagi me kabhi tention mat lena, bindas hoke I LOVE U kehna, agar rose ke badle sandal mile, to kahena pyaari bahena sada khush rahena

Is Matlab Ki DUNIYA main KOUN Kiska Hota Hai?
SMS Bhi WOHI Karta Hai Jiska FREE Hota Hai,
Ye BAAT Sabko Pata Hai,
Magar,

KANJUSO Ko FREE Bhi Mehanga Lagta Hai!!!!!!!!!

patte gir sakte hai, ped nahi.
suraj duv sakta hai, aasman nahi.
dharti sukh sakti hai, daria nahi.
duniya sudhar sakti hai, par aap nahi.

Bhejkar sms dil se yaad kiya...
fir na kehna apko bhula diya...
Ab na koi bahana hoga,
dekhkar msg hamara apko muskurana hi hoga.

Har hansi ko ikraar nahi kehate,
har jagah baithne ko intezaar nahi kehate,
yun to nazar milti hai hazaronse,
har nazar ke milne ko pyaar nahi kehate

Kehdo un parhne walon se,
Kabhi hum bhi parha kertay thay,
Jitna syllabus parh k wo top kertay hain,
Utna to hum choice per chor dia kertay thay,

Hum gaye the unke ghar, khena tha dil se dil mila lo, Unki maa ne khola darwaza, hum ghabra ke bole aunty bache ko polio ki dawa pilla lo

dekh tere sansar ki halat kya ho gai bhagwan,kitna badal gaya insaan, na koi sms na koi miss call, hum bhi hai hairan.... kaisa buzy hua saitan.

Engineer Woh Hai Jo Aksar Phasta Hai
Interviews Ke Sawaal Mae
Badi Companiyon Ki Chaal Mae
Boss Aur Client Ke Bawaal Mae

Kiss ko kiss karu
Kiss ko miss karu
Tum ko miss karu to Kiss ko kiss karu

Apni mohabat ka izhar karne wala hun…
chitthi nahi taar karne wala hun ….
koi haseena to ab ghas dalti hi nahi
koi haseena to ab ghas dalti hi nahi
isi liye ek budiya se ishq karne wala hun.

Taarif to sabhi karte hain mere sms ki,
Magar sms ka jawab koi nahi deta,
Hum to sabhi ko roz yaad karte hain,
Par humein kabhi koi yaad hi nahi karta.

Mai janta hun ke ye khwab jhute hain,
Aur ye khushiya adhuri hain;
Magar jinda rehne ke liye mere dost,
Kuchh galatfaimiyan jaruri hain!!

Mohabbat mein dil beqaraar karne waala hun
bina daanton ke ye khumaar karne waala hun
rab ne 30 saal baad badli kismat
70 ka sahi par pyaar karne waala hun

Phone EK MANDIR,
SMS uska PRASAD,
SMS bhejnewla PUJARI,
SMS padne wala BHAKT,padkar
SMS karnewla DANI,
aur Na karnewala mandir ke bahar ka Bhikari :)

Ab main Sharif ho gaya hu.
Ek sundar LADKI ke karib ho gaya hu.
Uske paas mere DIL ki chabi hai.
Wo meri aakhri DILRUBA or AAPKI 19vi bhabhi hai..

Jab jab hum ne chaha tab tab tum jaage,

Jab jab hum ne chaha tab tab tum jaage,

Kyuki tumare ghar ki ghanti hum hi baja kar bhaage...

Arz hai........
Mulahaiza farmaye..
Jindagi ne kiya bahot se
sitammmmmmmm....
wah...wah
Arz hai .....
Jindagi ne kiye bahot se sitam.....
khuda ki khasam....
.Shair khatammmm... ....
.wah wahhhhhhhh

Aap itrate bahut ho
Dil ko behlate bahut ho

Sochte hai aap ko DINNER par le jaaye
Par kya kare ZALIM tum khate bahut ho.

Tajmahal kuch logo k liye ek ajuba, kuch logo k liye pyar ka ehsas, par hamare tumhare liye ek BAKWAS kyuki roz badalti hai hamari MUMTAZ........

Suna hai zindagi imtihaan leti hain,
Suna hai zindagi imtihaan leti hain,
Par yahan to imtihaan ne hamari zindagi le rakhi hain

1 Shair Arz Hai:-


Machhar ke kaatne se mujhe ho gaya maleria...







Pressure is equal to force per unit area!

1 bar jaan mangkar dekho,
1 bar yaad karke to dekho,
Bas 1 bar pukr kar toh Dekho!!
Agar hum na aye to samaj lena,
HUM aram kar rahe hai

Arz kia hai

Ek Do Macchar marne se na banoge Shikari....


Theek waise hi Ek Do SMS bhejne se na banoge Bhikhari....

Apko Suraj Kahu Par Usme Aag H,
Apko Chand Khu Par Usme Dag H,
Apko Geet Kahu Par Usme Rag Hai,
Apko Bandar Kahu Par Kambaqt Usme Bhi Dimag hai.

Ishq ke Samandar me
jo Gota lagaya

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Paani bahut Thanda tha forran
main bahar nikal aaya..

Khud ko kamal bana denge. Tumare yaad me gazal bana denge. Kambakt marti nahi hum pe ladkiyan warna INDIA me our ek tajmahal bana denge

Chalo Faraz ab ishq ka maza chakain

Tamam dawain baccho ki pahunch se dur rakhen

Faraz kya milan ki ab justuju karen

Tbiyat zyada khrab hoto doctor se ruju karain

jahan dosti he wahan biswas he

jahan biswas he wahan ehesas he

jahan ehesas he whann dil he

jahan dil he wahan dard he

jahan dard he wahan MOOV he

Subah shaam thaari ghani yaad aave h, saari raat manne jagave h. karne ko to karlu call tanne per customer care ki va chhori baar baar balance low batave h.