Funny Shayari Wishes and Status Messages - Page 4

Logo ki aadat hai mohabbat par bandish lagana
Wah Wah

yaaro me sone jaa raha hai
mujhe hai 7baje uthna

wah wah wah wah

Arz Kia Hai..
Tu Kya Jane Mere Dil Ka Dard
Wah Wahh
Tu Kya Jane Mere Dil Ka Dard
Dil Krta Hai Khench Kr Maro Tujhe Angry Bird.

Aasman me bahut se sitare the. aapke bhi bahut chahne wale the.hum bhi gaye jail aapke sath
kyuki aapke chori ke mobile me sabse Zyada sms hamare the.

Tum jaisa dost khone nhi denge...
Tumhe khud se alag hone nhi denge...
Roz acche acche sms kiya kro...
Varna aankhon mai mirchi daal denge or
dhone v nhi denge....

Phone na karna bill jyada ayega,
msg. na karna paisa kharch ho jaega,
miss call na dena battery low ho jaygi,
bas dil se yaad karna free mein baat ho jayegi.

Khuda kare tumhara mobile kho jaye....


Mile mujhe aur wo mera ho jaye....


Sms karu ladkiyo aur naam tumhara ho....


Maar padhe tumko aur kalija mera thanda ho..!!

Arz Hai
The Janaza Of Aashiq Is Nikla From The Gali of Mehbuba With Very Zor-Shor
The Mehbuba Jhaki From The Door & Boli Margaya Haramkhor. . .

Arz kiya hai..
Muskarana to har ladki ki adaa hai.
Wah wah..
Gor farmaiye..
Muskarana to har ladki ki adaa hai.

Use jo mohabbat samjhe wo sabse bada GDHA hai.

-=Arz Hai=-

Chm Chm Karti Chandni
Tim Tim Krte Tare

Chm Chm Karti Chandni
Tim Tim Krte Tare

Koi B SMS Nahi Krta
'Besharam' Ho Gaye Sare

Khuda kare kal thujhe
Khushiyan hazar mile
Mujhse bhi acha yaar mile
Teri girlfriend tujhe
Bandhe Rakhi
Aur ek Behen ka pyaar mile

Teri khamoshi aur
udasi ki wajah hum samajh na sake ae dost,

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Wo to shaam ko teri mummy ne bataya
ke aaj teri chappal se pitai hui hai!!

Mohabbat karli tumse bahut sochne ke baad,
Ab kisiko dekna nhi tmhe dekhne ke baad,
Dunia chod denge tumhe pane ke baad,
Khuda maaf kare itna jhoot bolne baad.

Sbzi teri ho
handi meri ho
wah wah

C.N.G teri ho
Gari meri ho
wah wah

Hum dono ki dosti itni gehri ho
ke Mangetr teri ho aur us se
shadi meri ho
Ab bol wah wah

Hai aansuo me dubi mere pyar ki kahani.andar se hai budhapa bahar se hai jawani .nazro se teri nazre kaise milae jani .teri dai aankh kani meri bai aankh kani.

Kbi kbi nhi,hr roz mili.

Zindgi se hr ek mauj mili,

Bs ek sacha dost manga tha zindgi se..

muje nalayko ki puri fauj mli...

Hale dil kuch is tarh hamara hai,
Yaad tumhe din me 100 baar kiya karte hai,
Jo na aaye ek din bhi sms tumhara,
Purane sms hi pad liya karte hai….!

Arz Kiya He..
Jo Kehti Thi Tujhe DiL Me LocK Kar Diya
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Jo Kehti Thi Tujhe DiL Me LocK Kar Diya
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Aaj uSi Ne Fb Pe BLocK Kar Diya..

Kudrat ne jab tumhe banaya hoga,
To bas confusion ka mahol chaya hoga,
Banana hoga gadha ya Bandar
Fir dono ka combination pasand aaya hoga!!

Ummidon ki manzil deh gayi, Khwabon ki duniya beh gayi, Abe teri kya izzat
reh gayi, Jab ek zakkas item tere ko "BHAIYA" aur RAKHI pehna gayi....

Exam start hote hi rone ka sama hota hai,
Aise mausam me hi to dimag ka dahi hota hai,
Paper me kuch likh nahi pate,
Ye fasana to marksheet me bayan hota hai!!

khuda kare ke apko kabhi judai na mile, agar hame na karo SMS, to kuch aisa ho ke, mousum ho sardi ka, aur apko rajai na mile

Baat bahut khas mere sath ho gayi,
Kar diya humne ijhare ishq mobile se,
Lakh rupaye ki baat 40 paise me ho gayi!!

*Arz Karta Hun*
Baadal Garza Shor Ke Sath,
Barish Hui Zor Ke Sath,
Zara Dhyan Rakhna Apni GirlFrnd Ka,
Bhag Na Jaye Kisi Or Ke Sath..:)

Wo aag hi kya jo lag ke bade nahi
Wo nasha hi kya jo sir pe chade nahi
Nahi banta tab tak koi sacha aashiq
Jab tak ishq mein usko do chaar pade nahi.

Zindagi Badi Udas Hai
Mujhe Lagi Pyas Hai
Mujhe Khelni Aati Taash Hai
Cow Khati Ghaas Hai
Main Uska Sir toor Dunga
Jisne kaha Meri Poem Bakwaas hai…

umr kya kahu kafi nadan h meri, sbse has k milna pehchan h meri, apka dil zakhmo se bhara ho to hamesha hmse miliye...... dilo ko repair krne ki dukan h meri.

Baithe tere khayalon mein,
Kore kagaz pe likh dala tera naam,
Tasvir bhi utaar dali, aur likha yeh paigam,
Zinda ya murda pakadnewale ko 5000/- inaam.

Boy apni lover se - tum hoti to aisa hota
tum hoti to waisa hota but maa kasam tum
na hoti to paisa hi paisa hota.

Dhadkan dil ki ruk jati hai,
Sanse aksar tham jati hai,
Bahut buri halat hoti hai yaaro,
Jab
Girlfriend se shadi karne ki naubat aati hai..!!

Apki Bato Pe DiL Haru
WAH! WAH!
Apki Surat Pe Jan Waru
WAH! WAH!
Jis Din NHi Aata Apka SMS DiL Krta H Apko patak-patak k Maru!
Ab BoLo Wah! Wah!