Funny Shayari Wishes and Status Messages - Page 28

Zindagi ke Mod Par Is Tarah Hi Milte Rehna
Mere Pyare Se Friend Bane Rehna,
Main Bhale Hi Miss Call Karun
Par TuM HaMesha Call Karte Rehna

Mskarana to har ladki ka ada hai......wah wah!..
Musjarana to har ladki ka adha hai..... Wah wah.
Jo wisa pyar samja wo sabse bada gada hai.

phul khilkar udas hai.....
samandar ko aaj pani ki pyaas he..
ek baar muskura do dost..
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Ram Gopal Verma ko naye BHOOT KI TALASH HAI........

kasti taufano se nikal sakti hai,takdir kese bhi waqt badal sakti hai,cricket kya dekh rahe hoo yaro ,tennis dekho SANIYA kabhi bhe juk sak te hai

Aise log Kahan pe milte hai,
Din Raat jo apko yaad karte hai
Apka Reply Aaye ya na Aaye
Lekin..
Wo Roz SMS ki Barsat karte hai..

Ashiq pagal ho jate hai pyar me,baki kasar puri ho jati hai intezar me,magar ye uski dilruba nahi samajti,vo baith kar chali jati hai kisi aur ki Car mein..

Zamin pe wo hamara naam likhate mitate hai,Zamin pe wo hamara naam likhate mitate hai, Unka to time pass ho jata hai ,Kambakht mitti me ham mil jaate hai

Har KHUSHI hasi mange aap se hr fool KHUSHBOO mange aap se itni ROSNI ho aap ki jindgi me ki khud BIJLI wale connection mange aapse.

kabhi sikayat na labo per layenge kaha hai dost to dosti nibhayenge ,
koi burai kare tumhari hamare samne ,
kasam khuda ki uski hann mai hann milayenge

Dil se uska khayal jata nahi
Uske siva koi yaad aata nahi
Hasrat h ki roz dekhu usko,
Par wo kambakt madari usko roj lata nahi

Apke hasi ne sara jaha ko hiladiya ! ! Apke hasi ne sara jaha ko hiladiya! Comma se jage hue patient ko permantly sula diya ! ! Ha ha ha ..

Usne jab meri or tirchi nazar se dekha
to mein madhosh ho gaya....



Muje jab pata chala ki uski nazar hi tirchi hai
to me behosh ho gaya

Lmha Lmha waqt guzar jaega,7 fero k sath koi tumse bandh jaega,abhi b waqt h kisiko patalo,kya pata kal kiska pataya hua maal
tmhre gale padh jaega.

Har Aasman Me Sitare Nahi Hote
Har Samandar K Kinare Nahi Hote
Nazar Se Ishare Nahi Hote
Har Bahar Me Najare Nahi Hote

Har Park Me Fuware Nahi Hote
Har Jaam K Paimane Nahi Hote
Sabhi Hasino K Diwane Nahi Hote
Har Gum K Fasane Nahi Hote

Har Mahatma Sant Nahi Hota
Har Msg Ka Aant

Taash ka Patha hu JOKER mat Samaj Na,
Taash ka Patha hu JOKER mat Samaj Na,

Teri BIWI ka Aashiq hu NAUKAR mat Samaj Na.

Dil ke Dard ko juba pe laana nahin.
Apne aankho se aansu bahana nahin.
Zakhm chaahe kitna bhi gehra kyun na ho.
DETTOL Ke siva kuch lagana nahin.

jiski stupid bate bhi lagati hai cute

saccha lagata hai jisaka har juth

jiske sath ladke bhi aajaye smile

usiko kahate hai frnd with rocking style..

kitna pyara muskura late ho,
kitne asani se logo ko apna bana lete ho,
itna pyar kahi kese jata lete ho,
kisi se sikha haiya sirf meri nakal utar lete ho.

Teri dosti me ham diwane ho gaye
Tujhe apna banate-banate begane ho gaye
Pukar le 1bar pyar se ai dost

KAUWE ki aawaj sune jamane ho gaye

aaapki yaado me ham paagal ho gaye...

hamari yaado me vo ghayal hp gaye...

itna dhoka diya unhone hame...

ki ham sabse pyaar karne ke kaabil ho gaye...

Main hu yahan, tu hai wahan
Main hu yahan, tu hai wahan
Lifebouy hai jahan, tandurusti hai wahan

aapki najro ne unhe ghayal kar diya...

unki najro ne aapko paagal kar diya...

in panktiyon kaa yahi hai mane...

ek ko hospital le jaayen aur dusre ko paagalkhane...

Dost mere Marne k Baad,
Sirf Aansu Bahana,
Yaad Aaye To Mere pichhe Na chale AAna,
Yahi Bahut Dukhi Kr Diya Hai Waha Aakar Mat Pakana.

life me love must hona chahiye,student ko love me interest hona chahiye,ashique ishq me perfect hona chahiye,ye be colledge me compulsory subject hona chahiye.

Jo jeeta wo sikendar aur jo hara wo jail ke andar. Jo sms kare ushe jadoo ki jhappi aur jo sms na kare ushe bandariya ki pappi..........

Badalti Hai Duniya Badalti Hai Fashion,

Badalti Hai Duniya Badalti Hai Fashion,

Teri Bhi Kya Zindagi Kabhi Mandir Kabhi Station…

Meri chahat ka hisab jo lagaoge,
To meri chahat ko behisab paoge,

Meri chahat hai pani k bulbule jaisi,
Zara sa thukraoge to dhundte rehjaoge...

Pyar kar to ek se kar,
Ho sake to kisi nek se kar,
Jab tak na mile sacha dilbar
Kamse kam try to harek pe kar…

Har ladki aapke liye bekarar hai,
Har ladki ko aapka intezar hai,
Ye apka koi kamal nahi hai mere bhai,
Kuch din baad”RAKHI” ka tyohar hai.

yeh zulfain hain tumhari, ya resham ke jaal, kitne khush-naseeb hain vo choohe jin hon ne kutre tere baaal.