Funny Shayari Wishes and Status Messages - Page 32

Mohabbat bewafa k siwa kuchh bhi nahi,
duniya gam k siwa kuchh bhi nahi.
Unke pas hamare siwa sab kuchh hai,
par hamare pas unke siwa kuchh bhi nahi.

pichhe se dheka tho,pyaar aa gaya...







shamne se dheka tho,bukaar aa gaya...

DIL SE NIKLI DUA HAI HAMARI.
ZINDAGI ME MILE APPKO KHUSHIYA SARI.
GAM NA DE KHUDA AAPKO KABHI.
CHAHE TO EK KHUSHI KAM KAR DE HAMARI.

kya aankhen hai tumhari
kya chehra tumne paya hai
kya aankhen hai tumhari
kya chahra tumne paya hai.....
aisa lagta hai jaise
peepal ke ped se bhoot utar aaya hai....

Dusmani Dusman Se,
Pyar Pasand Se,
Khusi Har ek Se,
Rishta Apno Se,
Mohabbat Mehbub Se,
Ishq Ashiq Se,
Magar Dosti Dil Se,
Jo Hai Aapse.

tum jab safed saari mein lal bindiya lagati ho,
tum jab safed saari mein lal bindiya lagati ho...
to kasam se puri tarah AMBULANCE lagti ho....
farq sirf itna hai ki
woh ghayal logon ko le jaati hai
aur tum ghayal kar jaati ho....

Shadi karni thi Par kismat khuli nahi
Taj banana tha Par mumtaj mili nahi
Ek din kismat khuli Aur sadi ho gaye
Ab Taj banana hai Par ab ye mumtaj marti nahi

Ye sange marmar sa tarasha gora badan,
boond-boond pighalta shabab,
hoton se laga ke dekho kashish kaisi hai,
kambakht ye vanila icecream cheez hi aisi hai.

Hum wafa nibhaana jaante he,
Zakhm aapke Kitne bhi gehre ho,
Hum dawa lagaana jaante he,
Hame bhoolne ki koshish na karna,
Hum Gala Dabaana bhi jaante he.

Bethe bethe gham may girftar ho gaya
Gosha nashin tha
ronaq-e-bazar ho gaya
Do gazz zamin mil he gai mujh gharib ko
Merne k bad my B zamindar ho gya

Hum rishte ka furz u hi nibhate rahenge,
Waqt bewaqt apako satate rahenge,
Dua karo ki lambi ho umar hamari,
Nahi to bhut banker darate rahenge.

Hum tareef ke kabil kahan ,
Charche to aapke chalet hai.
Arey goli maro aise logo ko ,
Jo apki poonch or seengh se jalte hai.

Udhar ap mazbur baithe he
Idhar hm mazbur baithe he
baat ho to kaise
jab Dono taraf kanjus baithe he

Tere intzar me hum aise waqt bitate hai
Tere intzar me hum aise waqt bitate hai
Kabhi pizza to kabhi Ice cream khate hai

Magroor rehne walo sadgi hum se sikho.
kush rehne walo udaasi hum se sikho.
Larae karne walo mafi mangna hum se sikho.

Log ishq mein jaan dene ki baat karte hain,
Magar deta koi nahi.
Hum to hatheli per jaan liye ghoomte hain,
Kambakht koi maangta hi nahi.

likho paigaam kuch aisa li , kalam hi rone ko majboor ho jaye.

har lafz main wo dard bhar do ki phadne wala DISPRIN lene ko majboor ho jaye.

TUMARE JIENDGE ME KABHI KOE GAM NA HO
APKI ,AANKHE KANHI ANSUOO SE NAM NA HO
APKO MAILE ROJ-ROJ NAYEGIRL FRIEND
JINKI UMAR 80 SE KAM NA HO

Aye Dost Tanhai Me Na Waqt Bitaya Karo,
Kabhi-Kabhi Mehfilo'n Me B Aaya Karo,

Kya Hua Jo Toot Gye Hein Samne K 4 Daant Phir B Mooh Khol Kar Muskraya Karo

Kabhi kabhi meri ankho
main Saya lagta hai ..
Jo apna hia woh
praya lagta hai
tum se milney ki
Tmana tu bhot hai
Lekin
Anay janey main karyaa
bohat lagta hai.....

Arz kiya hai!

Agar kar leti ishq humse wo,
Uski raato ki nind ud jati,
Isi bahane raat ko padhti rehti,
Kam se kam exam me pass to ho jati

Bekaar hai woh log jo apne lover ko miss kiya karte hai.......
Bekaar hai woh log jo apne lover ko miss kiya karte hai.......
Are miss karna hai to macchron ko karo....

Bhula diya hame khud hamaro ne
Bezaar kiya sabko mere ash'aaro ne
Daghaa ka dard ishq se bakhoobi tha mila
Aur badnaami ki kasar puri ki khudke yaaro ne

jo jita wo sikandar jo hara wo jail ke andar jo sms bhije usko jaado ki jappi jo na bheje usko bhandar ki pappi.

DIL KI HER KALI KHIL GAYE
UNKI YAAD AYE TO ANKHON ME KHUSI CHMAK GAYE.
AUR KAY KAHU WO SAMANE AYE TO MERI BOLI BAND HO GAYE.

Har aadmi ka apna alag vision hota hai
Har cheej ka apna alag season hota hai
Baki logon ke liye ye bhale hai akshar ya shabd
Mere liye to tumahara SMS muskurane ka reason hota hai

Chandni raat me barsaat buri lagti hai.
Janaza uthate hue barat buri lagti hai.
Bura mat manna a dost.
kyonki jise gam laga ho use hr baat buri lagti hai.

Kitne hasin hain aap...............
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khud ko duniya ki nazar se bachaya karo...
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ankhon mein kajal lagana hi kafi nahi.
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gale me nimbu-mirchi aur chapal bhi latkaya karo...

Mausam ka ishaara hai, Hasraton ne pukaara hai,
Kaise kahe ke kitna miss karte hai hum aapko,
Ye sayari ussi yaad ka ek Ishaara hai.

Nigahe nigaho se mila ke toh dekho..
naye logo se rishta bana ke toh dekho..
kyun kehte ho log aate nahi aap ke pass,
Ek baar aache ..saabun se naha ke toh dekho...