Most Popular Funny Truths Wishes and Status Messages

Funny Truth:
Parents always teach their kids not to talk to strangers,
But the funny thing is that
They strictly support arranged marriage!

Difference between MAN and MAGNET.... . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
MAGNETS HAVE A POSITIVE SIDE..... he he he

No matter how old you are,
if a little kid shoots you with
a toy gun, you pretend to die.

- All you need is love,
or a gun, a shovel & a place to
hide the body.

- it's very important in life
to learn 'shift+delete'.
Some people aren't worth
recycling, Trust me!

- we always fall in love with
the most unexpected person

- necessity is the mother of
invention, girlfriend is the mother
of necessities..

6 answers given by a GIRL wen she is proposed: 1.No 2.Give some time 3.I have always seen u as my frnd 4.I already have a bf 5.V shud concentrate on studies 6.dis is jus infactuation If a BOY is proposed: 1. yes 2. yes 3. yes 4.yes 5.yes 6.yes

Truth of d day.... As We grow up we Think We Lose Our Friends. But Truth Is we Don't lose Friends, We Just Learn Who The Real Ones Are..!!

Why Lecturer is greater when compared to Mother,
Because a Mother can make only 1 child 2 sleep...
But a Lecturer can make whole class 2 sleep! Funny but True.

Nobody teaches Volcanoes to erupt,
Tsunamis to devastate,
Hurricanes to sway around no one teaches
How to choose a Wife,
Natural Disasters Just Happen.

Parents always teach their kids not 2 talk 2 strangers,

But the truth is that,

all our good friends were

once 'Strangers for us'.....

Truth Is A Debit Card Pay 1st Enjoy Later. Lie Is A Credit Card Enjoy 1st Pay Later Wid Markup...' -

boy:i luv u girl:no!
boy feels sad and turn around girl look at him and hug from behind and said: I LOVE YOU :)
how awesome, right ! NO!!!!!!!!!!!! . she saw his wallet full of money

i can't evn imagine that u'l hide dis 4m me......... ....
yet u did ....but u cnt hide dis truth 4 long ....dat ....
u'r not a V****N !!!! MOBILE USER :-)

Every man who is high up likes to think
he has done it all himself,
and the wife smiles and lets it go at that

Touching Truth of Present :- A VERY SHORT NICE LINE SAID BY A TRUE FRIEND 4 HOLDING TRUE FRIENDSHIP : HURT ME WITH THE TRUTH BUT NEVER COMFORT WITH A LIE....

Girls are like pianos. When they're not upright, they're grand.

GUd grls wish: M not a princes bt my lyfpartnr sud b a PRINCE
Smart grls wish:My lyfprtnr may/maynt b a prince bt he sud treat me as a PRINCES

Hospitality: making your guests feel like they're at home,
even if you wish they were.

Why Gandhi smiles on every rupees note
Lincon don't smile in Dollars?
Because American women don't keep the money inside their Blouse...

There is only one perfect mother in the world ...... Every child think he has it there is only 1 perfect child in the world ..... . . . . Every m0ther thinks the neighb0ur has it :-

Silly msg having lot of meaning:
Everybody wants to go to heaven,
but nobody wants to die..! Wat a Funny world...!

Fact : In love marriage, you will marry your lover.
In arranged marriage, you will marry others lover. Its true!!!

A very true thought by a student : Whenever I want to fall in LOVE with my books.... . . . . My bed SEDUCES me..!!

Having 1 child makes you a parent but having 2 makes you a refree.
Marriage is a relationship in which 1 person is always right and the other is always husband.
You can’t buy love but you pay heavily for it.
Wife and husband always compromise, husband admits that he’s wrong and wife too agrees with him.
Our language is called the mother tongue because the father never gets a chance to
speak..! xP=P

Will Be Ready In 5 Minutes said by Girl.
And will call u back in 5 minutes said by a Boy are the same.

Teacher: All Of U Write Ur Lover Name In Paper (After 2 sec) . Boys: Finished. (After 10 mins) Girls: Additional Paper mam..

why girls smarter in studies than boys? . . . . . . .
cause in class girls looking at the figures in book
and boy looking at the figures of girl.

Some people ask the secret of our long marriage.
We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week.
A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing.
She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.

Whenever I find the key 2 success, someone change the lock. The road 2 success, is always under construction. All the desirable things in life are either illegal, expensive or married.