Never miss a good chance to shut up
Does killing time damage eternity?
Justice: A decision in your favor
Were you arrested earlier? It''s gotta be illegal to look that good.
Do you know karate? Cos damn it honey, your body is really kickin.
Exceptions always outnumber rules
Darling, I''m new in this town - dya think I could have directions to your house.
How can there be self-help groups?
Excuse me. I''m from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I''m going to have to ask you to assume the position.
Today''s subliminal message is . . .
Have a nice day. . . somewhere else
A waist is a terrible thing to mind
Demons are a Ghouls best Friend
The best things in life aren''t things
Out of Body. Back in Five Minutes
Everyone is entitled to my opinion
"Criminal Lawyer" is a redundancy
Constipated people don''t give a crap
Strip mining prevents forest fires
If I throw a stick, will you leave?
I don''t work here. I''m a consultant
Where there''s a will, I want to be in it
All stressed out and no one to choke
Am I dead, Angel? Cause this must be heaven!
Guilt -- the gift that keeps on giving
If it ain''t chocolate, it ain''t dessert
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder
I may not be perfect, but I''m all I got
Adults are just kids who owe money
Do not disturb. Already disturbed
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