Hindi Funny Shayari Wishes and Status Messages - Page 2

Arz Hai..

Kapde Silvane Ho To Dhund Lo Darji..

Wah Wah..

Ershad-Ershad..

Ki Kapde Silvane Ho To Dhund Lo Darji..
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Nangu pungu Ghumna Ho To, Aapki Marji!

India ki reet-ladki agar apni marzi se patjaye to pyar,
agar dost pata de to uphar,
agar gharwale le aaye to sanskar,
aur agar khud pata kar ghar leaao to hahakar.

Phone mat kiya karo Dear,
Mom hoti hai near,
Papa se lagta hai fear
Baat bhi hoti nahi clear,
Isliye SMS karo Dear,
Witout fear & very clear..

Dosti agar buri hai to hone mat do,
Ho gai to use khone mat do,
Aur agar dost ho sabse pyara to
us dost ko chain ki neend sone mat do.

Mohabbat karli tumse bahut sochne ke baad,
Ab kisiko dekna nhi tmhe dekhne ke baad,
Dunia chod denge tumhe pane ke baad,
Khuda maaf kare itna jhoot bolne Ke baad.

Bhaiyo aur Only Bhaiyo,

Nind Nahi Aati Mujhe Tab Se,
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Mujhe Nind Nahi Aati Tab Se,
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5 Rupye Khoyehai Jab Se..

Aapki bato pe dil haru
WAH! WAH!

Aapki surat pe jan waru
WAH! WAH!

Jis din nahi aata aap ka sms
dil karta hai aapko
patak-patak ke maru!

Dhadkan dil ki ruk jati hai,
Sanse aksar tham jati hai,
Bahut buri halat hoti hai yaaro,
Jab
Girlfriend se shadi karne ki naubat aati hai..!!

Na jaane kab koi taara toot jaaye,
Na jaane kab koi aansu aankh se chut jaaye,
Kuch pal hamare saath bhi has lo,
Na jaane kab tumhare daant toot jaaye..!!

Teri khamoshi aur
udasi ki wajah hum samajh na sake ae dost,

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Wo to shaam ko teri mummy ne bataya
ke aaj teri chappal se pitai hui hai!!

Jab dekha unhone tirchi nazar se,
Kasam khuda ki madhosh ho gaye hum,
Par jab pata chala nazar parmanant tirchi hai,
To wahi khade-khade behosh ho gaye hum.

CHAPPAL chhoti ho jaye toh PAAON mein nahi aati

Wah-Wah

CHAPPAL chhoti ho jaye to PAAON mein nahi aati

Aur GIRLFRND moti ho jaye to BAHON mein nahi aati!

India is nation and Dadar is station,
wha wha
India is nation and & dadar is station,
Do not fall in love, First complete your Education..!!

Har doori mitani padhti hai,
har baat btani padhti hai,
lagta hai dosto ke pass waqt hi nahi hai,
aaj kal
khud apni yaad dilaani padhti hai.

Phone ke rishte bhi ajeeb hote hai.
Balance rakhkar bhi log garib hote hai
Khud to msg karte nahi hai,
Muft ke msg padhne ke kitne shauqin hote hai.

Dost ruthe to rab ruthe,
fir ruthe to jag chhute,
agar fir ruthe dil tute,
aur agar fir ruthe?
nikal danda
maar sale ko jab tak danda na tute.

Aapko humse kabhi khone nahi denge,
aapko mujh se alag hone nahi denge,
kabhi sms bhi kar dia kro warna,
aankh mein mirchi dal denge aur dhone bhi nahi denge.