Hindi Jokes Wishes and Status Messages - Page 11

Toofani Raat.

Girl: Come on dear get in to my umbrella.
Boy: Its ok sister thanx &
runs away..

Moral: Moral woral kuch nahi.
Ladki k paon ulte the..

Platform Par Saaman Ke Dher Ke Sath
Baitha Dekh Kuli Ne Puchha-
Madam..Coolie Chahiye?
Mahila-
Nahi Mere PATI Hain Mere Sath.!!

Aurangazeb: Senapati batao ki
hum Shivaji ko kyu nahi dhund pa rahe hain??

Senapati: kyoki Maharaj ham Mugal hai Google Nahi

Gabbar:Thakur ye mobile humko de de
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Thakur:Dekh yr hath-pair ka mazak thik h,
mobile se majak masti nhi,
facebok chalu h or Bsnti online he. . !

Ek Shrabi Ka Court Mein Case Chal Raha Tha.
Judge ne kaha “ORDER ORDER”

Shrabi Replied:
“Ek CHILLI CHICKEN, One ROYAL STAG with SODA”
Jaldi le aao…

Sis 2 Bro: Wat R U Givin 2 GrandMa On Hr B'day?
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Bro: A FootBall!
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Sis: Bt GrandMa Doesnt Play!
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Bro: On My B'day She Gave Me Bhagvat Gita..
Uska Kya ? ;-)

Baap ne bete ki talahshi li
Cigrate Beer or Gals k No. nikle
Baap ne bahut mara, pucha kb se Chal rha h sab?
Beta (rote hue) – Papa ye jacket to apki hai

Santa apni Gf ki zulfon me aisa khoya,
Ke
Behosh ho gaya...
Jab hosh Aaya to Romantic ho kar pucha
Jaan.!
Nahati kyun nahi ho..?

Girl : Mujhe Kyu Dekh Rahe Ho? Tumhari Koi Behan Nahi He Kya? . Boy : Hai Isi Liye To Dekh Raha Hu . Girl : Kyu ? . Boy : Meri Behan Ko BHABHI Chahiye…

Boy: Tumhare Pen Me Ink Nahi He Kaya?? Girl: Andhay Ho Kia?? Chal ThO Raha Hai Boy: Acha ThO Apna Number ThO Likh Kar DikhaO..

Boy :- chalti hae kya 9 se 12..?
Girl :- chal...
Boy :- kaha...?
Girl :- principal ke pas...
Boy :- lo aab apni behan ke saath mazak b nh kr sakte....!
Girl :- bewkuf...!! chhutti mangne.......

Girlfiend: Pee ke Gaari Mat Chalana Bahut
Accident ho Rahe hai
Boyfriend: Thanx Baby u r so Caring..
Friend: Pee ke Gaari Mat chalana bahut
Accident ho Rahe hai
Boy: Apne Baap ko mat sikha Saale.. Hehehehehe, kamine dost,

Pathan : Nothing ka kiya matlb hai?

Frnd : kuch nahi

Pathan : o yaraa aesa nai hota
yar jb b koi word banta hai
toh us ka koi matlb b hota hai :-)}

Ldka-I LUV U
Ldki-sry main kisi or se pyarkrti hu
Ldka udas ho gya phr achanak bhagne laga or bola-
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Teri mummy ko Btaunga.
Ldki-Ruk Ja kamine i LUV U 2.

Girl: McDonald’s chale...?
Boy: Spelling bolo to hi jayenge.
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Girl: 1 kam karo KFC chalte h...
Boy: KFC ka Fullform bolo
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Girl: Rehne de kamine, samosa hi khila de....

Boy (politely): hi...

Girl (showing atitude): do I know u?
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Boy (in cool tone): nahi re pagli. Teri itni aukaat kaha.

lady to pandit-ghar ki sukh shanti ke liye kaun sa vrat rakhu?..
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pandit-maun vrat....

Papa:- Beti bari ho kar kya karo gi?
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Beti:- Shaadi.
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Papa:- Galat baat hai,
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abhi se kisi ka bura nahi sochte...

JSK

Girl- mere b'day par bahut costly gift dena.
Boy-ok.

on the b'day.....
Boy- your gift....
Girl- how sweet!!!!!:):).
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is mein kya hai.............?????

Boy- petrol mein tale paneer ke
pakore...!!!!!

Santa- Aaj Mera Beta First Class Me Aaya.

Teacher- Very Good.
Kisme Aaya?








SanTa- RAJDHANI EXPRESS TRAIN Me....

Teachar- Beta Chori Krna Buri Baat Hai,
Chori Ka Fal Hmesha Kadva Hota He
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Pappu- Bas Ab Chup Ho Ja Kamini Jhuti Maine Kal Hi APPLE Chori Krke Khaaye Woh Bade Mithe The.

Kanjoos baap bachchon se:
Jo raat ko khana nahi khayega use 5 Rs dunga.

Bachche 5 Rs le kar so gaye.

Subah baap bola:
Jo 5 Rs dega.. usi ko naashta milega.

ANNA HAZARE ko dhekh kr 4 Yrs ka Baccha bola- Koi inhe rok lo Nhi to meri HISTORY me 1 chapter or add ho jyega. BAWAL YE KR K JAYENGE SAWAL HUMSE PUCHHE JAYENGE

Gabbar: Thakur ye mobile hum ko de de!!

Thakur: Dekh yaar hath-pair ka mazak thik hai,
Mobile se mazak nahi..
Facebook chalu hai aur basanti online. ;)

Lazy Boy To Father: papa ek glass
paani
de do, .
Father: khud uth k pe lo, .
Boy: please de do na……! .
Father: ab manga to thappar
marunga .
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Boy: thappar marne aao to pani
lete
aana

Boy Friend on phone:
Hi dear muje teri bahut yaad aa rahi hai
I seriously miss u!

GF: Abhi to baat ki humne
BF: Arey phirse tuje hi lag gaya, Sorry!!

Bf on call- Hey Swtheart Kya Kr Rahi Ho. . ?
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Gf Meri Tabiyat Kharaab H Janu,
Sone Ja Rahi Hu or
Tum . ? .
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Bf- Me Cinema Hall Me Tere Piche Baitha hu
KAMINI . .

Sweet Ans. by Child in School Interviewer:
Teacher: What is your mother’s name?
Kid: Kabhi naam nahi puchha,
Bas..
pyar se MAA kehta hu.

Doctor: aapki bv ab sirf 2 dino ki mehmaan hai, Im so sorry!!
Santa: isme sorry ki koi baat nahi hai dr. sahab, nikal hi lenge ye 2 din jaise taise...

1 Bhakt Ashram Me Jake SwamiG Se-SwamiG Mera Puja Me Mann Nai Lagta! Kya Karu? Swami:Us Puja Ko Mere Pass Bhejo Shayad Mera Man Lag jae!