Pathan: Tum 1 Bar Me Kitny Admi Utha Skty Ho Pehalwan: Kam Se Kam 10 Pathan: Basss! Tum Se Acha To Hmara Murgha Hy Jo Subah Pury Mohally Ko Utha Deta Hy. ;->
A little Boy says to a Girl: :I LOVE U: . . . But she says k wo kisi or ko chati hai. . . the little boy looks down in sad mood.. & After few seconds looks up.. & eyes Filled with tears and emotes all his feeling by saying just a single & most beautiful word ever: . . . . . KAmIniii
Boy Ne ek Girl Ko Propose Kia.... Girl Ne Mana Kar Diya.... . . . . Boy : i'll wait .. . . . 30 Din tak Tere Ghar k Niche Khada Rahunga.. . . . 30th Din k baad Girl Boli -I Love u.... . . . . Boy : . . . . . Rehne De !! Ab Teri Padosan Set Ho Gayi Hai.....!!!
Ek shayar garibi se tang akar daku ban gaya. Daqaiti karne 1 bank gaya aur kaha. Arz hai- taqdir me jo hai wahi milega. Hands up koi apni jagah se nai hilega. Fir cashier se kaha.. Kuch khwab meri ankho se nikal do. Jo kuch v hai jaldi se is bag me dal do.
Do ladies ko 20 saal ki saza mili 20 saal baad jail me guzarne k baad Jb Dono Riha Hui To DoNo nE Muskurate huE kaha . Chalo ab baaqi baten ghar pahunch kr kartey hain....
Jyotishi-Tera nam Santa h Santa-Ji Jotis-Tere 1 Ladka h, Tune abi 5kg Gehu kharida h. Santa-Tusi to Antryami ho Jotis-Gadhe, agli bar Kundli lana RashanCard nhi
Boy sends friend request to Girl on Facebook :- Girl :- Kaunn ho tum ? Boy :- Hasrat tumhari ....... Girl :- Chahte kya ho ? Boy : Mohhabat tumhari ...... ... Girl:- Pachtaoge tum .......... Boy :- Kismat hamari ......... Girl :- Married hoon main ...... Boy: To Status single se hata Manhoos Naari .,.
GirL to another girl: "You are beautiful'' Other girl: "Thank you, you are beautiful too" & BOY to another boy: "You are handsome" Other boy: "Tu Gay to nahi hai na saale?"
1st woman-kuchh suna ya nahi bharat ne hindustan par hamla kar diya h 2nd woman- hame dar h ki kahin ek missile mere pe na gir jaye 3rd woman-tum sab fikra kyu karti ho hum to india me rahte hai na...
Ak aadmi dudh lane gaya aor bola Rupu:- 5 kg dudh dena. Ramu:-par tera katora to chota ha isma 5kg gaay ka dudh kase lega . Rupu:-to thik ha bakri ka dudh de do.
pati na kajre ki dhar na motiyo ki har na tumne kiya koi singaar fir bhi kitni sundar ho tum kitni sundar ho patni kamine saaf bol na ki mekup ke liye paise nahin dunga
Beta- Papa mujhe 180cc pulsar bike hi leni hai... . . . . . . Baap- beta tu 180cc pulsar le ya 350cc ki bulet, picha tune 100cc ki scooty ka hi karna hai....
Ek Baar Santa apni maa ka ilaaj karne ke liye hospital gaya.. Wahaan par Dr. ne kaha 2 test honge.. Santa rone laga to Dr. ne pucha kya hua.?? Santa bola- Meri maa to unpad hai...
After breakup:- Girl - Kamine maine jo wallet,watch, deo, tshrt, jeans, belts, shoes diye thae sab wapas kar ! . . . . Boy-Tu petrol wapis kar . . . . . . .Girl - kya me apne janu se mazak bhi nahi kar shakti
Patni: agar me mar gyi to tum kya kroge.? Pati: baba ji k pas jauga... Patni: tum kitne ache ho... Kya kahoge unse....? Pati: kahunga baba ji apki kripa ho gyi...