Hindi Jokes Wishes and Status Messages - Page 24

WIFE-Q G roz subah mere chere pe pani kyo dalte ho?

Hubby-Tumhare pita ne kaha tha meri beti phool k tarah hai isse murzhne mat

dena isliy...

Adhikari-Mantriji,Baadh Ka Pani Khatre K Nishan Ko Chhu Rha H,Kya Kare?

Mantri:Khatre K Nishan Ko 3 Feet Or Upar Kar Do

CHINTI auto me baithi or 1 pair bahar
rakha. driver-mam pair andar
rakho. CHINTI-nhi,raste me HATHI mile to
LAAT marni hai, kal saala aankh maar k gya
tha...

Bhikari-: Aapke PAdosi Ne Mujhe Pet Bharke KhAnA KhilaYa He.!
Aap Bhi Kuch Khilao?

Santa:Yeh Lo HAjmola.

Girlfriend to Santa: Me tum se tabi shaadi karungi jab tum koi sahsi kaam kar ke dikhaoge.
Funny Santa: Tum se shaadi karne se jyada sahsi kaam aur kya ho sakta hai?

Aaj ka Lover to his Girlfrnd-
Yu mat khinch tu mujhe apni taraf sanam







Branded T-shirt hai
Phat gyi toh bahut pitegi
Maa kasam.

Ek videshi aadmi ek INDIAN se bola: INDIA gareeb desh hai. INDIAN replied: Kutte jitna oil tum log saal bhar me khate ho, utna to hum ek shaniwaar ko SHANIDEV ko chadha dete hain.

BOY- I LOVE YOU DEAR will u marry me??
GIRL- ye to purana hai koi naya style ???







BOY -Apni LAASH ko aag lagane ka MOUKA mere Bete ko degi kya?????????

Girl-Plz Send Me Some Good Jokes.
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BOY- Me Padhai Kar Raha Hu...

Aftr 2 min..

GIRL-Kya hua, Aur bhejo n??

Santa-Tum Dusaro Se Kyu Kehte Firte Ho Ki Me Murkh Hu?

Banta-Maaf Karna Yaar, Muje Nahi Malum Tha Ki Yeh Baat Gupt Rakhni He

Teacher To student: tumhare ghar ki chai bahut achhi thi.

Student: Sir, agar Billi ne dudh jootha nahi kiya hota to aur achhi hoti.

ADVOCATE KI Biwi:Aap T.V aur Freez Kab Laoge?
ADVOCATE:Court Me Talak Ka 1Case H
Wo Solve Hote Hi Unka Ghar Ujdega aur T.V Freez Aa Jyega

HUM TO UDTI CHIDYA
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BHI PAR GIN LETE HEN
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BANTA :
ISMEN KYA MUSHKIL HAI,
2 HI TO HOTE HAI... ...

Munna: Ye sala College ka fullform kya hota hai?
Circuit: Apun ko malum hai na bhai

C-Come
O-On
L-Lets
L-Love
E-Every
G-Girl
E- Everyday
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Santa-Angrejo ne CHAAND pe PANI aur BARAF ki khoj kar li hai...

Banta-To Hum aey ab sirf DAARU aur namkeen leke jana hai...

Boy-I Love u
Girl ne boy se pucha main bhi tumse i love u kahu to kya karoge
Boy- khushi se mar jaaunga
Girl- ja pagle nahi kehti
JEE Le apni zindgi...

1 kanjus ki shadi me bar bar Pani pesh kia jara tha

Santa bhukh se behal hokar chilaya, "Bhai,Biryani milegi kya? Pani gale me atak gaya hai".

Ek Ladka Ladki Hotel mein gaye....
Waiter:- Kya Loge???
Ladki:- Sabjiyo wali Gujiya.
Waiter:- What???
Ladka:- ye Biharan hai, MOMOS mang rahi hai. Kuch shikh le

Girl to Shopkeeper:
Bhaiya Calculator Dihkao..
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Shopkeeper:
CASIO.....???
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Girl:
Main theek hu, Aap sunao... :P

Santa: Aaj TV pe 30 feet ka saap dikhane wale hai.
Banta: Haa par mai nahi dekh paunga.
Santa: kyu?
Banta: mera TV toh 21 inch ka hi hai.

Girl:
Jab tumhe meri yaad ati hai to tum kya karte ho..?
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Boy:
Main tumhari favorite icecream kha leta hu aur tum?
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GIRL:
Main GOLD FLAKE pi leti hu..

[after marriage]
Santa-oye, bhabi ka kya nam hai?


banta-google kaur!

santa-aisa kyu?

banta-sawal ek oucho jawab 10 milta hai.

Santa-agar tumhe 1 lakh mil jaye to kya kroge
Banta-to mai khusi se pagal ho jaunga aur zindgi bhar apna treatment karaunga..

police: madam darwaja kholo apke pati truck k neeeecheee ake papad bn gye he..............

madam: to isme darwaja kholne ki kya jarurat h .......neeche se srkaaaa do unhe...hahah

Worst PJ..
Wo kaunsi cheez hai jo fridge me rakhane ke baad bhi garam rehti hai?
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Kya hua nai pata...
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Ans-garam masala..JSK

Naukar: Apko Mujhpar Bharosa Nahi Hai?

Raman: Sari Chabiyan To Mej Par Hi Rehti Hain.

Naukar: Lekin Unme Se Ek Bhi Locker Ki Nahi Hai.

1 jaat ne apni kharab car k niche kutte ko leta hua dekha.
to kutte ko 1 dum se khicha or kaha "Bahar likad kamin tanne banau Automobile Engineer..."

Grahak: Kmal he 1 gante phle tum is Bakri k 1000 Rupay Mang Rhe the.
Ab Kya Hua 1100Rs kyo mang rhe ho?
Santa:Ye Mera 100Rs Chaba gayi He

pinky- raat ko mujhse milne ghar ki chat par aana.
raju-kyu??
pinky-mujhey tumhey rakhi jo bandni hai

A lucknowiNawab meets GOLU
Nawab:Janab kya main apko ek takleef de sakta hoon?
GOLU:O kutty hath to laga,
daikh tujhy zalel kese karta ho