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The best advertisement line against
Pizza, Pasta, Burger, French Fries -
"Few moments on your Lips, Forever on your Hips."
Be healthy.!
Funny
mangoboy
Sat, Aug 20, 2011
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Falling in love is like jumping off a really tall building. Your
head tells- "Idiot you are gonna die" But your heart tells you "Don't worry. you can fly."
Love
mangoboy
Thu, May 14, 2015
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How To Impress A Girl?
Respect Her
Embrace Her
Treat Her
Give Gifts
Listen To Her
Care 4 Her
Make Her Feel Like Goddess,
How To Impress A Boy?
Jst,
SMILE ;)
Funny
mangoboy
Tue, Aug 16, 2011
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A Social Msg For My All Friends and brothers:-
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"Don't Drink water without Boiling....
Bcoz fish swim in water without wearing pampers....!!!
Funny
mangoboy
Tue, Aug 16, 2011
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Chahe
Gussa kro
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Chahe
Galia nikalo
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Chahe
sir pito
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Chahe
Cell todo
Chahe
Ghr ka saman bikher do
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Hum to isi time
Gud Morning
kahenge....!!
Good Morning
mangoboy
Sat, Aug 13, 2011
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Samaz Na Sake Unki Baato Ko
Hum Pyar K Nashe Me Choor The
Aaj Samaz Me Aya
Jispe Hum Jaan Chhidakate The
Wo DiL Todne K Liye Mash-Hur The.
Bewafa Shayari
mangoboy
Sat, Aug 13, 2011
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Preeto:
Your son is so cute & sweet.
Does He resembles like his father?
Jeeto:
Yes he does,
but not like my husband.(';')
Jokes
mangoboy
Fri, Aug 12, 2011
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Four things which brings tears to the eye:
Broken Love.
Separated Friendship.
Death.
Onion! ;)
Funny
mangoboy
Fri, Aug 12, 2011
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A Nice Saying :--
Always Speak Sweetly
So that,
if ever, u have to EAT ur own words they Dont TASTE BAD !!
Advice
mangoboy
Wed, Aug 10, 2011
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Dekho fir se brsat aa gyi
Tanhayi me waqt bitane ki baat aa gyi
Hum to yuhi nihar rhe te barish ke pani ko
Mendak ko dekha to
apki yad aa gyi...
Funny Shayari
mangoboy
Wed, Aug 03, 2011
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Laughter is d Best medicine,
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But if u r laughing without any reason, U need Medicine..
Funny
mangoboy
Mon, Aug 01, 2011
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A beggar found 100rs
He went 5 star hotel 4 diner
bill-3000
Mnger handed him 2 police
He gve 100 rs 2 police & freed
Its calld FINANCIAL MGT Widout MBA:)
Jokes
mangoboy
Mon, Aug 01, 2011
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Modern Wedding Style wedding:
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Pujari
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Do You Both Agree To Change Your Facebook Status To MARRIED...?? Yes, We do..
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Pujari-Vivah sammpann...;)
Jokes
mangoboy
Mon, Aug 01, 2011
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Question:
How Many Jokes Are/Were Created On Rajnikanth Till Now ????
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Answer:
Just One Or Two
Coz,
Rest All Are Facts !.!.! :D
Funny
mangoboy
Mon, Aug 01, 2011
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In 3 lines i can sum up everything i've learnt.
Abt lyf:It goes on!
Abt luv:It doesnt last!
Abt people:Their priorities keep changing!
Life
mangoboy
Mon, Aug 01, 2011
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Girl:
Jab tumhe meri yaad ati hai to tum kya karte ho..?
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Boy:
Main tumhari favorite icecream kha leta hu aur tum?
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GIRL:
Main GOLD FLAKE pi leti hu..
Hindi Jokes
mangoboy
Sat, Jul 30, 2011
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Husband makes a mistake..
Wife shouts.
Husband says Sorry...
Wife makes a mistake,
Husband shouts,
Wife cries &
Husband again says Sorry.... :P
Marriage Jokes
mangoboy
Sat, Jul 30, 2011
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Girl to Shopkeeper:
Bhaiya Calculator Dihkao..
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Shopkeeper:
CASIO.....???
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Girl:
Main theek hu, Aap sunao... :P
Hindi Jokes
mangoboy
Sat, Jul 30, 2011
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Shaadi Ke 3 Mahine Baad Admi Ka Haalath Aise Hota Hai Jaise Usko
"LIQUID OXYGEN" Mein Dubaya Gaya Ho..
LIQUID Saas Nahi Lene Degi Aur OXYGEN Marne Nahi Dega!;)
Marriage Jokes
mangoboy
Sat, Jul 30, 2011
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After 0ur Last Argument,
I Told My Girlfriend,
"I Hope Your Next Boyfriend
Appreciates The Improvements
I've Made In You . . ." :)
Funny
mangoboy
Sat, Jul 30, 2011
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