Hindi Jokes Wishes and Status Messages - Page 30

Santa ne 1 raah Chalti ajnabi Ladki se kaha-Aapne pehchana Mujh ko?

Ladki-nahi

Santa-mai whi hu jisko Aapne parso bi nhi Pehchana Tha...!!

1 Aadami Kabar pe Baitha tha
Musafir ne Pucha Darr Nahi Lagata?
aadmi-darne ki kya baat hai?
andar Garmi lag rahi to thodi der bhar aa gaya.

Santa- Apne Bal ko to Dekho,
Jaise Ghas Ugi Ho.
Banta- Tabhi toh Main Soch Raha Tha
Ki Mere Pas Ye Jaanwar Kyo Khada Hai.?

Santa Hotel me Khali Katroi me Roti dubo k kaha rha tha
Waiter- Ye kaise khana kaha rhe ho?
Santa- Maine math ka teacher hu daal suppose kari hui ha

god askd man"whats ur wish? Man " god please give me my bacheler days bach; 'god laughed n said; 'beta MANNAT mangne ko kaha tha JANNAT nahi

Rikshewala: Bus Stop k 20 rs.
Santa: Saman b sath me hai.
Riskhewala:- Saman Free hai.
Santa:- Okay saman le chal maine padal aata hu.

Gabbar ne sholey film me thakur ke haath Q kate the nahi pata Q ki thakur Gabbar ko sms nahi karta tha baki samajhdar ko ishara kafi hai

Santa:- Yaar ye Auratein Sharab Se Nafrat Q karti hai
Banta:- Q k sharab Pine k bhad

Chuhe Jaisa Pati b Sher Ban jata hai.

Santa ko 500 or 50 Note Chaapne ka tender Mila.

Kanjoos Santa Ne kagaz bachane k liye Ek Taraf 500
or Dusri traf 50 ka Note Chhap Diye.

Pati- Jab Maine ache kapde Pehn k Bazar Jata hu to Sabziwala sabzi mengi deta hai
Jab Gande Kapde pehn k jata hu to sasti
BV- Kal se Katora le k jana

GOLU Doso Ke Sath Shadi Me Khana Khane Gaya
ENTER Hue To 'SALAD' Dekh Ke Bahar Aa Gya
Bahar Aake Bola-
Oye! Abhi To Sabji Hi Nahi Bani Hai Yaar

Patni- Mujhe Kisi MEhangi Jaga Le K Chaliye na Ji
Pati- Chalo Tayaar Ho Jao, Petrol Pump Chaltay hai

Ek bacha doosre se: Aaj kuch khatarnak kaam karne ka mann kar raha hai. Doosra bacha: To phir chal. Thodi padhayi hi kar lete hain..

Teacher- Aap Ka Beta Fail Ho Gaya hai aur Aap Laddu Khila Rahe ho!

Netaji-50 Ki Class Me 40 Fail Hai..
Majority To mere bete Ke Sath Hai Na

Pagal1: maine tuje phone karna tha, pr tera mob.no. bhool gyapagal2: pagal muje msg kr k puch leta.Pagal1: sorry yaar dimag me nai aya ye toh,,,;??

Bandar ka vayapari ek admi se bola-aapne bandaro ke trak ko yahan se jate huye dekha hai kya..

Admi-aap usme se gire hai kya..

Delivry K Waqt
Lady-God Ladka
Man-God Ladki
God-Shut Up,Dont Confuse Me
Varna Aisa Confuse ITEM Bana Dunga K Tum Dono Roage Or Wo Tali Bajayega

Sonu- Abe Dekh Mere Daant..

Kaise..

Heere Ki Tarah Chamak Rahe Hai..

Monu- To Mere Kaun Se Kam Hai.

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Ek Dum.

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Sone Ki Tarah Peele Hai..

yamraj hijde se bole-lao tumhara hisab.
dunia me kya krke aaye ho?
hijda-aaye haye harami, abe de ke kya bheja tha jo hisab mang rhe ho.

Tcher 2 Stdt-Beta Ans sheet pr sabse phle kya likhna chahiye?

St-IS SHEET PAR LIKHE GYE ANS KALPNIK H JINKA KISI B BOOK SE KOI SMBANDH Nhi H or
Yadi koi sambandh hai to wo co-incidence hoga..

Teacher: kal kyu nahi aye the?

papu: gir gaya tha lag gayi thi.

teacher: kaha gire,kya lagi
pappu:TAKIYA par gira ANKH(EYE)lag gaye

Santa Humene Unke ghar k Samne Nach Nach kar Ghungro Tak tod diye
Zalim Nach Dekhne k bad Keh Gaye Pappu Cant Dance Sala

Faqeer-2 Rupay ka Sawaal hai Baccha
Baccha-Jaldi se sawal batao
Mujhe 2 Rupay ki bohat sakht zaroorat hai!

Teachar(Pappu Se): 2 aisi cheezo ke naam btao,
jinhe nashte me nhi kha sakte
Pappu:Sir, ek LUNCH AUR dusra DINNER !

Ladka Ghar der se Lauta
Maa- Kaha tha?
Beta- Film dekhne gaya tha "Maa kA Pyar"
Maa- ab Uper Jakar 1 reality Show dekh
"Baab ki Maar"

Snta apne Beemar baap se-Papa aapko marnay k bad Dafnaya Jaye ya Jalaya Jaye?
Papa-Beta Mujh se na Pucho, Mujhe Surprise Dena.

Banta: Dulha Ghodi Par Kyo Baithta Hai,
Dulhan Ko Nahi?
Santa: Ghodi Par Baitha kar Dulhe Ko Bhagne Ka Akhiri Mauka Diya Jata Hai.

Tcher: Jo Dusro Ko Apni Baat Na Samjha Sake Wo Gadha Hota He

Pappu: Sir,Kya Matlab Mai Samjha Nai

Patni: Bhukamp Aya Hai Aur Makan Bhi Hil Raha Hai. Gir Jayega To?
Santa: Girta Hi 2 Girne Do.
Kaun Sa Humara Makan Hai, Hum 2 Kirayedar H.

Papu Dhobi ko Daant-te hue -
Ek to meri shirt guma Di upar se paise mang raha hai.?

Dhobi:- Sahab shirt dhulne ke baad gum hui hai