sahil's Quote Collection

On The First Wedding Night.
Husband: Look Darling Before Marrige I Had Affair With 20 Girls”
Wife Replied: “Janu Kundli Milli Hai To Gunn To Millenge Hi Na

Wo roz roz kehti hai k apni tasver Bluetooth par send krdo mujay
*FARAZ*
Us nadan ko itna b nahi pta k mery paas Nokia 3310 hai…!

Hamari Aaj Ki Ghazal Ka Unwaan Hai “KHAMOSHI”

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Ghazal Sunne Ka Bohat Bohat Shukriya. :-)

Pakistani poem
Mera TV Hai Japani,
Or Patloon Englistani,
Ghar Me Bijlee Hai Na Paani,
Yaro Me Hon Pakistani,
Mere Leadar Mun K Kaale,
Inke Zehnoo Me Hen Taale,
Dakoo Choor Lutere Saale,
Dil Me Inke Beimani,

Newton ne apple niche girte dekha aur GRAVITY discover ki.

Koi us GADHEY se ye puche k ABEY SAALAY!
25 saal se POTTY karta tha to wo kya UPER JATI THI ?

Akbar: Anarkali tuje kya chahiye?

Taaj ya Takht?

Anarkli:
Jan-e-panah mje na Taaj chahiy aur na hi Takht
bus

kilo chini mil jaye to nwaazish ho ge..

Mera Us
Shehr-e-Adaawat Mein Basera Hai Faraz…

Jahan Charas To Mil Jaati Hai.

Magar Cheeni Nahi Milti

Aana hai to khud he chale aao,

Apni to aadat hai bulaya nahi karte,

Kabhi humse khafa hone ka tasawwur b na karna,

Hum aise sitam gar hain manaya nahi karte,

Deedare najar se tera deedar karta hoon,

teri in aankhon pe jaan nishar karta hoon,

Ab tu hi bata kaise karoon afsanaye-dil bayaan apna ki tu meri ZINDAGI hai aur main tumse pyar karta hoon

Behind every successful student,
there is one Girlfriend
But what about a failed student..??
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Thanksgiving is nothing if not a glad and
Reverent lifting of the heart to God
In honor and praise for His goodness.
Happy Thanksgiving!

As we express our gratitude,
we must never forget that
the highest appreciation is not to utter words,
but to live by them.
Happy Thanksgiving!

He who thanks only with lips
Thanks in part;
True Thanksgiving
Always comes from the heart.
Happy Thanksgiving!

Whether we have less or more,
We always thank God therefore.
Happy Thanksgiving!

Our Creator shall continue to dwell above the sky,
And that is where those on earth will end their thanksgiving.
Happy Thanksgiving!

Grace isn’t a little prayer you chant
before receiving a meal.
Rather, it’s a way to live,
Being thankful to God for everything you have.
Happy Thanksgiving!

Thanksgiving is America’s national chow-down feast,
The one occasion each year when,
Gluttony becomes a patriotic duty.
Happy Thanksgiving!

Thanksgiving is possible only for those
Who take time to remember;
No one can give thanks
If they have a short memory!
Happy Thanksgiving!

To Lord; we beg but one boon more:
Give peace in the hearts of all men living,
Provide peace to the whole world.
Happy Thanksgiving!

You are the most special person in my life.
You are my friend, philosopher, guide and lot more.
Thanks for being there always!
Happy Thanksgiving!