Most Shared Hindi Wishes and Status Messages

Sardar to Pandit: Aapke sir pe Choti kyun Hai?
Pandit: Is se Mere Dimag Me Vichar Aate Hai
Sardar: Sala Idhar to pura TATA-SKY Laga Hai Fir Bhi kuch nhi ata.

Santa ne Banta se kaha,
”Sabse bada challenge kya hai?”

Banta replied – Answer sheet ko khaali chod do
aur last mein
likh dena, paas karke dikha.

Jo hasaye hume wo dost,
Jo rulaye hume wo pyaar,
Jo jhuke wo dost hai,
Jo jhukaye wo pyaar hai,
Jo manaye hume wo dost,
Jo sataye hume wo pyaar,
Phir bhi dosti chod ke log kyu karte hai pyaar.

Bhagwan apke sare Gam ret par likh de
Taaki wo hawa se hi mit jaye.
Aur khusiyan patthar par likhe,
Taki hawa to kya usse barish bhi na mita paye.

Santa Bank me paise jama karane gaya.
Cashier: Tumhare Note nakli hai.
Santa: Tujhe kya farak padata hai?
Jama to Mere Account me ho rahe hai na..!!

Banta: Yaar teri wife ki maut ka bada afsos hua, Vaise hua kya tha? Santa: Goli lagi thi mathe main.
Banta: Bhagwaan ka shukar kar ke aankh bach gayi.

Taazi hawa mein phoolon ki mehak ho,
Pehli kiran mein chidiyon ki chehak ho,
Jab bhi kholo tum apni palkein,
Un palkon mein bas khusiyon ki jhalak ho..

Dosti aur pyar nadi kinare ghumne gaye,
Pyar nadi me gir gaya kyon ki
Pyar andha hota hai.
Uske pichhe dosti bhi gir gayi,
Kyon ki dosti kisi ka sath nahi chhodti.

Aaj mene khuda se ek dua mangi,
aur dua me mene apni maut mangi,
pheer khuda ne mujhse kaha,
dene ko to maut me tumhe abhi dedu lekin usko kya jawaab du jisne teri lambi umar mangi.

Pataa hai sabse pyaara Rishta kiska hota hai?
DO ANKHON kaa,
Jo ek Saath jhapakti hain,
Ghumti hain, Dekhti hain,Roti hain,
lekin fir bhi wo dono ek dusre ko dekh nahi sakti.

Nafrat Gunah Se Karo,
Gunah Karne Wale Se Nahi,
Shayad
Tumhari Mohabbat Mein Aa Kar
Wo Gunah Karna Hi Chhod De.

My Thought.
.
Yadi Tum Apni Muskan Ke Khud Malik Ho
.
To,
.
Duniya Ka Koi Bhi Insan,
Tumhe Nahi Rula Sakta Hai.

Jb Tm Pe Koi Musibat Aajaye Tou Kisi Ka Ahsaan Na Lo Q K
Musibat 4 Din Ki Or Ahsaan Zindagi Bhar Ka
To
Mujh Per Ek Ahsaan Krna K Mujhpe Koi Ahsaan Na
Krna ;

Dharti Pe Ishwar Ki Talash Hai,
Malik Tera Banda Kitna Nirash Hai,

Kyu Dhundta Hai Insan Ishwar
Ko,

Jabki Ishwar Ke Dusre Rup Me

'MAA BAAP' Uske pass Hain.

Khushiya Jama Karte KarteUmar Gujar Gayi,
Par Khush Na Ho Sake.
Ek Din Ehsas Hua
Khush to Wo Log Hain.
Jo Khushiya doosro ko dete hai.

Keval Wo Hi Sapney Sach Nahi Hote Jo
Sote Waqt Dekhe Jaate Hai,
Sapney Wo Hi Sach Hote Hai Jin K Liye
Aap Sona Chhod Dete Hai!

Achcha dost zindgi ko jannat bnata hai.

Islye Meri qadar kia karo
Warna fir kehte firoge.!!

Bahti hawa sa tha wo
Yar hmara tha wo
Kaha gaya use dhundo.

Sachay Insan K Jhoot Mein Koi Acha
Maqsad Ho Sakta Hai, Lekin Jhootay Insan Ka Sach Sirf Aag Laganay K Liye Hota Hai

Wo Log Kisi Ke Nahi
Hote
Jo Dost Aur Rishte
Ko
Libaas Ki Tarah
Badalte Hai.

Zindgi ka sb se sensitive lamha wo hai,
Jab koi apna apko itna dukh de ki ankhe bhar jaye,
or wo hi puche kya hua?
or apko muskura k kehna pade'Kuch nhi'.

Ishq sabhi ko jena sikha deta hai…
wafa ke naam par marna sikha deta hai…
ishq nahi kiya to karke dekho…
zalim har dard sehna sikha deta hai…!

'Insan 2 waja se badal jata hay...

Koi boht khass us ki zindgi may a jay...

"yah"

Koi boht khass us ki zingdi se chala jay'.

Ye yaad hai apki ya yadon mein ap ho?
Ye kwab hai apke ya kwabon mein ap ho?
Hum nahi jante bas itna bata do
Hum jaan hai apki ya jaan hamari ap ho.

KHUSHI"
1 aisi chiz hai,
Jo hamare paas nahi hone k baad bhi,
Ham chahe to dusare ko de sakte hain.

Zindgi ka pehla pyar kaun bhulta hai
Ye pehli bar hota hai jab koi kisi ko
Khud se badhkar chahta hai,
Uski pasand uski khwahish me khud ko bhul jata hai,
Hota hai itna khubsurt pehla pyar to na jane
Kyu aksar adhura reh jata hai…

INSAN KI SOCH Bhi Ajeeb He
KAMYABI Mile To
ApNi Akal Par NAAZ krta He
Aur
Jab Musibat Aaye To
Apne NASEEB Ko Kosta He..

Saasno se pyari , yaade hai tumari…
Dhadkan se pyari , baatein hai tumari…
Tumhe yakin na ho…
Is Zindagi se pyari, Dosti hai tumari

Zindgi mein hamesha sab ki jrurat rakho,
Par
kabhi kisi ki kami nahi,
Kyun ki
Jrurat aur bhi koi puri kar sakta hai,
Par
KISI KI KAMI KOI PURI NAI KR SKTA.

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Tumhe humhari yaad kabhi to aati hogi
dil ki dhadkan bhi shayd bhar jati hogi
kitna chaha tha humne, ki saath saath rahe
yeh soch kar tumhari bhi aankh bhar aati hogi