Hindi Quotes - Page 18

O meri jaan
Banaras k paan
Dosti ki aan
Pyar ki shaan
Hathi k kaan
Chawal k dhan
Mere butter naan
Maan ya na maan
bt i really
Miss u shaitan

Aaj ki 2 pyari baatein-
1) Kisi ko chahte ho to dil se chaho sirf zubaan se nhi..
&
2) Kisi pe gussa karte ho to sirf zubaan se karo dil se nhi.. :-)

LoveFlash:
Koi Yaad
Koi Baat
Koi Raaz
Ho Tum

Meri Sans
Meri Soach
Meri Aas
"Ho Tum"

Aankhon K Paas Nahi To Na Sahi

Han Magar Dil K Bohat Paas Ho Tum..

Chuha bilee se darta hai,Billie kutte se darti hai,Kutta Aadmi se darta hai,Aadmi bibi se darta hai,Aur Bibi Chuhe se darti hai...
BHAGWAN KI BHI MAYA AJIB HAI !!!

A True Line-
Kisi Ki Madad Karte Waqt Uske Chehre Ki Taraf Mat Dekho..
Kyon ki Uski Jhuki Huee Aankhein Tumhare Dil Me Gurur Na Bhar De !
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Hamesha Unhi Ke Kareeb Mat Rahiye,
Jo Aapko Khush Rakhte Hai..

Kabhi Unke Bhi Kareeb Rahiye,
Jo Aapke Bina Khush Nahin Reh Sakte !
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Agar Tum Kisi ko Chaho or Usay
Hasil na Kar Sako to...



[' Fittay Moo ']

Balke "Durr Fittay Mu" ]

Lakh Laanat Teri Aashqi Te.

Z@rdari Ka Daura-e-China Khatray Se Khali Nahi

Faraz,

Suna Hai Chinese To Kuttay Bhi Kha Jatay Hen...!:-D

Wah INDIA

Afzal ko Mafi,
Sadhvi ko Fansi,

RSS pr Pratibndh,
SIMI se Anubndh,

Amrnath Yatra par lagan,
HaJ k liye Anudan,

"Wakai Mera Bharat Mahan"

If a student fails in xam
Mom says 3 wrds: padh leta beta
Dad says 3 wrds:ye sudhrega nahi
LOVER says 3 wrds:hw could u?
Frnd also says 3 wrds:
"TU BHI FAIL"

Indians ki khas Aadate
=barish mili bhigna shuru
=barat mili nachna shuru
=Ldki mili linemarna
shuru
Or
=Sms mila nhi k frwd krna shuru.
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2 rishto se chalti hai ye jindagi.1 khushi 1 gum,2 logo se mehkati hai ye dosti,1 aap or 1 hum.Dekhna or gehra hoga ye rishta,agar sms karte Rahe 1 aap 1 hum.

@ !
@ !" /(-.-)
@ ! //>
@ ! '/ /'

Ting Tong.

Yad Dilane Aya Hu.

Apke SMS Nhi Aa Rhe

SMS Karo Warna Ghanti Kharab Kr k Bhag Jaunga.

Ques-Mohabbat ho Jati he Ya karni Padti he
Ans-Ladki Sundar ho or Honda Activa Pe ho to ho jati he
Baddsurat ho or Honda City Pe ho to karni padti hai.;-)

Qs-"Gawar" kisko kehte he?
Ans-jo "anguthe" ka istemal karte he

















Waise is waqt Kahi ap to anguthe ka istmal nhi kar rahe ho?

"MOAT" par bhi mujhe yaqen hai "TUM" par bhi Aitebaar hai...


Dekhna hai pehlay kon aata hai "MUJHE" dono ka "INTEZAR" hai.

Kya Tum Gareeb Ho?
Reply With

“Yes Or No”

Agar Ameer Ho To 50 Ka Balnce Share Karo.

Agar Gareeb Ho To Ye Message Kisi Äur Ko Forword Käro!
yaar juldi karo girlfriend se baat karni hai.

Agar Kisi Ko Kuch Dena Hy To Usay Achha Waqt Do.

BCoz Aap Her Cheez Wapis Le Sakty Ho

Magar Kisi Ko Diya Huwa Achha Waqt Wapis Nahi Le Sktay.

Aik baat hamesha yad rakhiye…

Qalam ki ehmiyat Talwar se ziyada hoti hai,

Kyun k…

Talwar se kabi Shalwar mein nara nahi dala ja sakta!

Shukriya…

Bheega sa lagta hai alam tumhe

Bheegi si lagti hai raat tumhe

Bheega lag raha hai saara jahan tumhe

Abay uth ja neend se pagal “PISHAAB” kardia hai tune.

Jahan dosti vahan pyar,
Jahan pyar vahan ishq,
Jahan ishq vahan judai,
Jahan judai vahan dard,
Jahan dard vahan jandu balm,
Jandu balm lagao aur chup kar ke so jao…
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Santa Oxford university me professor tha

Wah wah

Santa Oxford university me professor tha





Niche kya dhund rahe ho?
Joke to upar tha.!

Gadhe Ko Gadhi Se
Pyar Ho Gaya,

Wah Wah..

Gadhe Ko Gadhi Se
Pyar Ho Gaya..







Itna Romantic SMS Padh Kar..

1 Aur Gadha TAYYAR Ho Gaya

BREAKING NEWS PJ:-

What is "Sakshi's" name after marriage with M.S. Dhoni ??
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" S.M.S. Dhoni "

Santa-Teri Sabse Badi Takat Kya He

Banta-Meri Patni

Santa-Sabse Badi Kamzori ??

Banta-Dusro Ki Patni..

Bhool gye Ya
Bhulna chahte ho
Door kr diya
Ya door jana chahte ho
Ajma liya
Ya ajmana chahte ho
MSG kr do
ya ab HADDIA TUDVANA chahte ho

Badati Mahngai
Aaj Se 25 saal Baad-

Chawal-2Rs/Dane
Gehu-1Rs/Dane
Tel-6Rs/Boond.

"Koi 3 ITEM Lene Par Deshi Ghee Muft Sunghaya Jayega"

Mujhe ji Bhar K
Rone DO


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Sari Ladkiyo K
number Mobile Se
Papa Ne Delete Kar
Diye Hai.

Kisi dost ko fazool na samjho.
KYUN K
Jo darakht phal nahi deta WOH saaya zaroor deta hai.

Kahta hai pal pal tum se ,ho k dil ye deewana
,',',',
,',',',',
',',('.')>,',
,, ' ,_/ /_','
barish ka hai mausam Ragad-Ragad k nahana.

Yaad Karte hain Yaaron ko,
to yaad se dil bhar aata hai,
Kabhi saath raha karte the sab,
Aaj sabko saath dekhne ko dil taras
jaata hai...

Hum "MOHABBAT" wale,,
Ap husn wale
Hum "DIL" wale
Ap dolat wale
Hum "SMS" krne wale,,
OR,,
Ap sirf...
Free me parh k
"MUSKURANEY" waley.

"Kiss Qadar Anjan hai yeh "Silsila-e-ISHQ" bhi..!

Muhabat to Qaim rehti hai, magar "Insan" toot jatay hain...,

Hzraaat, 1 Zroori ELaaan Suniye...
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Hzraat,Apne Dmagh ka ilaaj krwaiye,Q k ELAAN suna jata hy
Prha nhi jata.;-)

Truth of Life " Agar aapki Ankh Khubsurat hai to aapko Duniya Achhi lagegi Lekin agar aapki Zuban Khubsurat hai to aap Duniya ko acche lagoge"....!!!

Inme se koi 1 chez select karo
1.Hathoda
2.pathar
3.Gun
4.Pipe
5.Tube
6.Shoe
7.Rod
8.Danda

Or


apne
sar pe zor se maaro...
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Shayd meri yaad aa jaye.

BARIS K MOUSAM ME APKA DIL MACHLTA HOGA,
PANI ME BHIGNE KA DIL KARTA HOGA
ISME APKI GALTI NAHI
IS MOUSAM ME HAR MENDHAK KA YAHI HAL HOTA HAI.

Apni juban ki taqat apne un PARENTS par kabhi b mat aajmao jinhone tumhe bolna sikhaya hai, aur Is sms ko itna felao jitna tumne apne parents se pyar paya hai..

Sar jukta hai SHARAM Me Sar jukta Hai ADAB Me Sar Jukta Hai LIKHNE Me & Sar Jukta Hai 'DON' Ka Message Padhne Me.

Delhi Mai Kuch Dair Pehle Operation Shuru ho Chuka hai:

Aap Logon se Request Hai, Plz Dua Kijiye


Bhagwan Jaane Ab Kya Hoga?


Ladka ya Ladki..!!

Pakistani Cricket team ko Hollywood Movie ki offer Hui Hy.
Yousuf Hero hoga.. Movie ka Naam Hy..
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11 IDIOTS....

Kisi ki taraf dosti ka haath itni jaldi na berhao!


Ho sakta hai us nay...







Washroom se aa kr haath na dhoey hon!
-Commandar Safegaurd

Breaking News:



Pakistan cricket team has complained in ICC about Australia that:



Ye baray larkay le aye they hum jabi haar gay..:

Chand se rohsni ziyada aur sitaron se kam nikli...

Wah Wah...

Chand se rohsni ziyada aur sitaron se kam nikli...

Aur jab bhi mein ne aap ko dekha..

Meri hansi ek dum nikli..

Hum Se Khailti Rahi Duniya Taash K Patton Ki Tarha...!
"DOSTO"

Jis Ne Jeeta Us Ne Bhi phainka'
Jis Ne Haara Us Ne Bhi phainka.

Mujhse Ab Ye "Judai" ka "Gham" Piya Nahi Jata Farazz...



Mujhey 2 Glass "SPRITE" K He Pila Do "Baraf" Daal K. :-)

Beti: Ammi Ye Mard Kya Hota Hy, Or Khusra Kya Hota Hai?

Ammi: Beti Agar Message Ka Jawab De To Mard

Agar Na De To Khusra

( ' :') ('; ' )
Mujhe tumse itni shiddat se muhabet ho gai hai.
K ab tum bin reha nehi jata tumhare bin neend nhe ati

I love u

I mis u

Ab a jao na

My dear

Light !

What is Your Name?

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Aray Pagal Tujhay Apna Naam Bhi Nahi Aata

Jo Neechay Dekh Raha Hai.

bewakoof ...;->

Kabhi kabhi Jee to ye Chahta hai k Duniya k sb se Khubsurat or Haseen Insan ka Qatal kr don
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Mager bad ma
Socha hon k
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Khud-Kushi to
Haraam hai..:-