Hindi Wishes and Status Messages - Page 19

I.T.of INDIAN GODS:

Brahma-System Installer,

Vishnu-System Supporter,

Shiv-System Programmer,

Narad-data Transfer,

Yamraj-Deleter,

Apsara-Virus.

A dost kabhi bhi kisi ka dil mat todna kyoki dil ek hota hai todna hai to hddiyo ko todo kyoki hddiya 206 hoti hai

CID pj Again..Dil Diya hai,Pyaar kiya he.,Dil Diya hai,Pyaar kiya he.,ACPKehta he"Ho na ho daya KhoonWatchman ne hi kiya he..

What is sms?
1 Raasta hai dil ki baat batane ka.
1 Zariya hai apni yaad dilane ka.
1 Saathi hai gum ko bhulane ka
Aur
1Tarika hai dosti nibhane ka..

"_______ karna to koi tumse sikhe..."Fill in blank for me. send this message to your friends and get cool replies but reply me first...Kuch acha reply karna.

jab tak jinda rehege tab tak yad karte rahege, Mar be gaye to yamraj ke yaha jakar tumko SMS bhega karage.

ae khuda apne pass meri ye amant rakhna,rahe jab tak dosti duniya salamat rakhna,bujha dena meri aankho ke diye,magar unki aankho ke har khwab ko salamat rakhna.

Sad story :(

2 chuzon ko ek dusre se pyaar ho jata hai
jab dono bade hote hai to unko pata chalta hai ki
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dono murgay hai

Moral:Kachi umar ka pyaar!
na aar na paar ;-)

Saari Duniya k saare log tujhe apne faiyde k liye chahte hai,,,

Sirf ek KHUDA hi hai jo tujhe tere faiyde k liye chahta hai”

Logo Ne Pyar Kiya To Kya Kiya Pyar Ki Bewafai Mein Khud Ko Mita Diya Isi Pyar Mein Log Bane Devdas Par Koi Na Ban Saka Mere Jaisa Bindas!

Seediyan unke liye
bani hai,

jinhe chatt per jana hai

Aasman par ho jinki nazar,

unhe to rasta khud bnana hai

Right Na..

Karachi Or Mujh Mein Zyada Fark Nahi "Pappu",,, . . Fark Itna Hai Keh Karachi Keh Halaat Set Nai Hote, Or Mujh Se Bachi Set Nai Hoti... ;->

I Love You....... ye msg kisi ladki ko bhejo
aur jeeto nazdiki police station
ki trip wo bhi luxorius jeep me
.Khana.Phina.Rahna
free.uper se Body Massaj v

Paper Mei Is Liye Mere 100 Number Aaye Hain Pappu… Likh K Aaya Tha… ” HAR SAWAAL KA Ek HE JAWAB ALTAF ALTAF ” ;->

Filmi life aur Asli life me kya ANTAR hai?Santa:Film me bahut mushkilo k bad
shadi hoti hai. Asli life me shadi k bad bahut mushkil hoti hai.

Achon Se Zyada Tum Achay Ho Sachon Se Zyada Tum Sachay Ho Mene Kaha Mujhe Tum Se Mohabbat Hai Wo Boli "PAPPU" Sharm Karo Abhi Tum Bachay Ho. Ha Ha Ha Ha

Girlfriend na hone ke 6 fayde-1-Time ki bacht(2)Acchi Nind(3)koi Miss Call nahi4-Koi chinta nahi.5-saving money 6-Koi safai nahi ki number busy kyu tha.

Pappu Mulk Ko Or K.E.S.C Ko Gusse Mai Yeh Shair Arz Krta Hai.. Karachi K Halat Dekh K Rota Hun . . . . Rat Mai Chaddi Pehen K Sota Hun..

life mein ek baat hamesa yaad rakhna..
cream biscuit meit cream hota hai
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par tiger biscuit mein tiger nehi hota.

Kitne Pyar Se Likha Tha Sahil Pe Tera Naam Pappu Na Jane Kis ZALIM Ne GUTKAY Ki Pichkari Maar K Laal Kar Diya... ;->

Kehte hain ki ISHQ main neend ur jaati hai Koi humse bhi ishq kare Khambhaqat neend bahut aati hai

Teacher Asked Pappu: Jab Larki Ki Age 18 Saal Se Uper Ho Jaye To Usay Kis Cheez Ki Zarurat Hoti Hai? Pappu: Shanakhti Card(N.I.C) Ki. Ap B Apni Zehniyat Pappu Ki Tarah Saaf Rakhen.

Two Frogs Sitting Together 1St Frog: Trrrrr 2nd Frog: Trrrr 1st Frog:Trrrr 2nd Frog:Trrrr 1st Frog: Taratrrr 2nd Frog: Yar Topic Change Na Kar....

Chicken ready? Yes Boss. Fish ready? Yes Boss. Omlet ready? Yes Boss. Mutton ready? No Boss. why...? BAKRA abhi sms parh raha hai boss.

Ager Aap Male Ho To 2 Sms Kero
Female Ho To 3 Sms Kero
Apnay Aap Per Shaq Hai To Chup Raho

1 hai Billu 1 hai Gullu 1 hai Ullu Billu six class main parh raha hai, Gullu seven class main parh raha hai, ore ore Ullu sms parh raha hai hehehehe......

Ram Chandra Keh Gaye Siya Se Aisa Kalyug Aayega. Wah Wah.. Ram Chandra Keh Gaye Siya Se Aisa Kalyug Aayega Volume Kam Kar Pappa Jag Jayega

agar wo koi chiz hoti to kharid leta,
agar wo koi insan hota to mana leta,
mana meri mhbt ko he khuda,
bas khuda ko kese paye nahi pata..

Khuda ki bandage me khudko nihal rakhna, har dua me labpe kuch sawal rakhna, dur hokar bhi agar dena chaho khushi mujhe, toh har ghadi har pal apna khayal rakhna.

i love you
i love you
i love you
i love you



i love you very much.
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bas yahi kehna chahti thi LAILA majnu se par bechari ko enlish nai ati thi.....