Hindi Wishes and Status Messages - Page 21

Tume Maloom hai

janaam!!

tum bhi

ek...

Qatil ho,...

mere ander ka ek

hansta hua insaan

Tum ne mar dala hai

Maali ne fool ko khas bnaya
Fool ne khusbu ko khas bnaya
Khusbu ne mohbbat ko khas bnaya
Mohbbat ne ladki ko khas bnaya.
or
1 ladki ne kitno ko "DEVDAS"banaya

Jab paper ho out of cntrol. Answer sheet ko karke fold. Answer sheet ko karke ke fold, aeroplane banake bol I WILL…..FAIL……! Student kya jane result ka kya hoga,

Similarity between Gandhi, Salman and Mallika.
Thino ne kapde ka tyag kiya.
ek ne DESH k liye,
Dusre ne AISH k liye,
aur tisre ne CASH k liye.

Yar
Aapke liye 1 bahut bad news hai. Aap ro padenge ye news sunkar Pehle wada kro aap royege nhi aapko meri kasam h,








Aap kabhi
MUMMY nahi ban sakte..

Karlo YAAD Tab Tak Hum Zinda Hain

Dost

Phir Mat Kehna Chala Gaya Hai Dil Mein Yadein Basa Kr.

Gussa ho!
MERA SMS NAHI aata isliye
YE LO BADE
SMSSMSSMSSMS
LO CHOTE
smssmssmssms
LO REMIX
SmSsMsSmSsMs
STYLE WALE BHI LO
$M$$m$

ab khush??

kisi ne kya khub kaha h

Zindagi tasveer b hai aur taqdeer bi
Manchahe rango se bane to tasveer h
Aur
Unchahe rango se bane to taqdeer hai

MERA JIVAN MERA DESH,BHARAT MATA KI JAI,JAB TAK HAMARA DESH AAJAD RAHEGA,TAB TAK HUM APNI BHARAT MATA KI RAKSHA KAREGE.

Meri Raho K Jo Jugnu Hai,Wo Tere H
Teri Raho K Jo Andhere H
Wo Mere H
Chu Sakta Nhi Koi Gum Tujko Q K.Tujhpar Duaon K Jo Pehre Hai Wo Mere H

Pandit ne aap k mobile ki rashi dekh kr btaya hai k aap k cell pr kanjusi ki maha-dasha chal rhi hai..SMS bhej kr greh shant kro nhi to set chori ho jayega.

Mere Kandhe Pe Ser Rakh Kr..

Us Ne Pucha K Kb Tk Apne Kandhe Pe Sone dogae...?


Maine Hanste Howe Kaha...!

Jb Tk Log Muje Kandha nhi date

"AAP"
jante ho hame kya pasand h?
Bela ki
"MEHAK"
Raat ki
"CHANDNI"
Shaam ki
"UDAASI"
December ki RAATEIN,Doston ki BAATEIN
AurIs msg ka pehla lafz.

DON ka intjar to11 mulko k Digree Colleges ki Ladkiya kar Rahi hai Lekin DON ka aana Muskil hi nhi Namumkin b hai,
QKI DON


INTER me Fail Ho Gaya Hai.

Ghor Kalyug

A boy disturb a girl at bus stop
girl:u bastard dnt u hav mom/sister@home?
Boy:no
girl:to chalna tere ghar jate he yaha time pass kyu kar rahe ho?

Teri meharbaniya Teri kedardaniya Teri meharbaniya Teri kedardaniya Teri meharbaniya Teri kedardaniya agar macharo se bachana ho to lgaeye machardaniya.

Latest P.J...

Dua kiya karo sham
Savere mere liye...

wah..wah..

Dua kiya karo sham
Savere mere liye...

MUNNI badnam Hui Darling tere liye.. :-

Arz hai-

Chahte hain hum aapse Aisi dosti ka wada,
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.... Jaise ....
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5 rupye ka Vim Baar,
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Gale kam aur chale zyada..:-)

Jab se tmhe dekha he,


mera


din ko


raat ko


subah ko


shaam ko


dopeher ko




Has-Has ke bura haal ho gaya h.
Oh my GOD!
insaan aise bhi hote hai.

tum ho to gaata hai dil, tum nahi to kya hai yaha.
tum ho to hai sab haasil, tum nahi to geet kaha..
tum hoto hai sapno ke jaisa haseen ek samaan..

CID-
Aaj khane me Roti, Sabji or Daal hai.. Wah wah.. Aaj Khane me Roti, Sabji or Daal hai.. Oh My God Daya, Is Khooni Ki Biwi To Maal hai.

Challange 4 All: Ye Kam Koi B Nhi Kar Skta Agar Kr Ly To I Promise Me Usky Number Par 500 Ka Load Krwaon Ga. Wo Kam Hy Mery Number Pay 1000 Ka Load.

GOD ne Din Banaya Naam diya
AFTERNOON,
Raat ki Roshni Banayi Naam diya
MOON,
Soch Samjhkar Tumhe Banaya
or
Naam Diya
"CARTOON" B-)

Tum Na Sms Karte Ho Na Call.

I Think U hve Zero Balance.

Ye Lo Card No. Recarge Kar Lo.

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Scratch Khud Karo.

I m Busy.

Kal Raat Mere dost K Dada Uske Khwab Me Aye Or Kaha-Baccho Dil Khol Kr Paap Kro
Qki Nrak Me Bilkul Jagah Nhi H
Hm Khud Diwaro Pr Bethe He.

QUESTION DAY aj ap aisa question pucho jis se mere chehre per smile a jay frwd karo or dekho apke dost ap se kya question karte hai.

Intresting Indian cricketr's names..


Ravi shas3

Mahendra Singh 2ni


100Rav Ganguly


Sachin 10Dulkar


Mun1/2 patel

Its Amazing

ARKiMiDIS THEORM
Jab Koi Ldki kisiL adke K Pyar ME Puri Ya Ansik Roop Se Dubti HAI.TO Uski Padhai Me Ayi Kami us Ladke K Pyar Me Hui Badhotri Ke Barabar Hoti HAI

Jungle Badhao
Desh Bachao!

Pasina Bahao
Paisa Kamao!

Msg Bhejo
Friendship Badao!

Nhi To,

Switch Off Karo Mobile,
Battery Bachao.

Main bilkul shareef ho gaya hoon. 1 ladki k kareeb ho gaya hoon. Uske paas mere DIL ki chaabi hain. Woh meri aakhri DILRUBA aur tumhari 25v BHABHI hai..