Hindi Wishes and Status Messages - Page 22

Teri khusi k khatir hum BEWAFA ka iljam le lenge.Teri hanton ko jakhm na lage,
Isiliye hum aapni kafan v phoolon ka banayenge.

ab hum apke raste me kabhi nahi ayenge.



hme pta h ap
hme kaat khayenge



hm to h bahut hi garib admi



14 injection kaha se lagwaenge.

Har duaon mein dil se dua karte hain,hath faelaye Rab se ek hi ilteja krte hain,Unpar gum ka ek saaya b na aane paye,jo hume apne dosto me gina krte hain!

A Kid asked Swami vivekanand ."sab kuch khone se zyada bura kya hai..?
swamiji replied " wo umeed khona jiske bharose par hum sab kuch wapas paa sakte hai..

Khushiya hi khushiya mile tujhe hr taraf, kbi n paye tu gm ki ek jhalak, sari tmnna ho puri, yahi hai dil se dua meri...

Har qadam pe farishton ka lasker ho sath apke,Har qadam pe apki hufazat khuda kare,Ho apka nasib aisa duniya me K aasman b apki qismat pe NAAZ kare..

Hum MANTE Hai ki Humein Fursat Nahi Milti,,,

Magar Ye Bhi Zara Socho Tumhein Jab Yaad Karte Hai

to Zamaana Bhool Jate Hai.

Dear friends Malaria,Swine flue infection is increasing & the reason is infected water..so dont 4get 2 purify water by adding 90ML whisky/vodka or RUM..

United we stand , divided we fall
ka hindi version-


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'Sangathan mein shakti hai,

Akele mein fatt ti hai..

Apne mulk ki hifazat karain




Kyun k






Ap ko dulhan yahan se hi milni hai...

khabi bi kamyabi ko dimaag me dimagh me aur nakami ko dil me jagha na dena / kyo ki kamyabi dimag me GHAMAND AUR NAKAMI DIL ME MAYUSI PEDA KAR DETI HAI

Is dewar par likhnay wala gadha hai. @??Apna naam batanay ka shukriya

ZINDAGI KI KIMAT KAA ANDZA MOUT KE BAAD HI HOTA HI/******FOR EXAMPLE ZINDA CHICKAN RS.140 CHICKAN TANDOORUI RS.480

Machli jal ki rani hai

No.. No..
Something new...

Girlfrnd dil ki rani he,
jivan uska money he,
Haath lagao Chillayegi,
Money Nikalo pat jayegi

Muskan tere Hoton Se Kabhi Jaaye Na,
Aansun tere Palkon Pe Kabhi Aaye na,
Poora Ho tera Har Khwab,
Aur Jo Poora na Ho Woh Khwab Kabhi Aaye Na

kehte he log ki wo bewafa thi jo tuje chhod ke chali gayi, par me to wafa ki mallika kahunga jo hamesa ke liye mere dil me bas gayi...

Boy:apne gharwalo ko chhod diya tere liye, Sab se rishta tod diya tere liye
Tune aaj tak kiya hi kya hai mere liye
Ladki: MUNNI BADNAAM HUI DARLING TERE LIYE..

log bolenge kese fashane me likhata hu, me dil se kitna rota hu, par bat ye nahi he me to sirf apne yaro se apne dil ka fasana bolta hu ....

Description of majnu ki aulaad:
Laila majnu milna sake
beach main hi mar gaye,
App kaise kehte hoke
aulad paida kar gaye :)

Abay khajoor…
Zoo se bhaagay hue langoor….
Abay saray hue kele k chhilkay…
Chusay hue aam, circus k retired bandar…
(Aisa kisi ko na kehna feel hota hai).

Film dekhni hai?


Dekho












The End


Yeh thi SANJAY LILA BANSALI Ki Film
WHITE!

Param Pujya Mitra,
Prnam,Apke sndesh na milne se hm ati vichlit avastha me hain Krpya apne
"chalit durbhas yantr"se sndes bhejte rhen, man Prafullit rahta hai

CLOSE YOUR EYES THERE IS SURPRISE FOR U

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GHANTA SURPRISE AANKH BAND KI HI NHI TUMNE

Wonderful saying:Marriages may be made in "heaven".But..The maintainance charges have to be paid on "Earth"!

Arz Kiya He!
Ankho Main Nami
Thi
Or
Vitamin Ki Kami
Thi
Wah!Wah!

Jis Se Raat Bhar Chatting
Ki Woh...








GirLFriend Ki Mummy
Thi!

Tajurba Insaan ko Galat Faisle se Bachata hai.... Magar Tajurba 'Galat Faisle' se he hasil hota hai

Meine aap sabhi ko english ka ek word bheja hai, Jise aap aage se pado ya piche se, bus aapka he name dikhega - "U L L U"

Angrejo ne chand par pani aur barf ki khoj ki h

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DARU AUR BHUJIYA le k jana h....

Cheeers...

B INDIA THINK INDIAN.

Waah Re
GANDHI....
kya chali
Teri Aandhi....
Aaya tha
Langot mai....
Aur
ghus gaya...
5
10 2050
100..
500..
1000..
ke Note me...

Inbox k mojuda halat aur outbox k bayanat ko madde nazar rakhte hue ye adalat aapko dafa $DOSTI$ K tahat kanjus karar dete hue 10 sms karne ka hukm deti hai..