Hindi Wishes and Status Messages - Page 23

Somebody wants
2 kiss U.
close ur eyes
umm.umm
ok. satisfied
now
open ur eyes
;****;
x(@..@)x
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BANDAR PAPPI LE GAYA OYE....

LIFE changes frm
Clasroom 2office
Books 2files
Jeans 2formal
Pocketmoney 2salary
Grlfrnd 2wife,
Lekin saale dost kbhi nahi badalte
Kamine ke kamine rhte ha.

IQ test:'Chaar zero ek saat likho'




Likha?



Kaise?
0000 aise likha kya?







Wah beta
fail!








4017
aise likhna tha

Apna khayal Rakhna

Koi Bhari Cheez Mat Uthana

Khana Time Par khana

Bade Samhalkar Chalna

kyunki 8wa Mahina chal raha Hai na





isme Bahut barish hoti hai.

Sachi bahaduri ka matlb

der rat ko ghar lotna

late-night club se
nashe me bilkul tun

Papaji hath m hockey lekr gate khole

Or tum kaho"Chak De India".

Suna Hai Khuda Je Darbar Se Kuch Farishtey Faraar Ho Gaye..
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Kuch to Vaapas Chale Gaye..
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Aur Kuch Humare Yaar Ho Gaye..

REPLY IS MUST...Agr life me kabhi hum contact me na rahe ya alag ho jaye to wo kaun si pehli chiz h jo meri yaad dilaegi apko.? rply zaruri hai.

Aasooyon ko na dosh do... Kambaqt yahi to wafaa karte hai... Akelepan me yeh dil behlaane ko humara.. bin pooche... chale aate hai

Hum apke account me kuch jama kar rahe hai...
Dosti, Pyar, Wishes,Khushiya, Hansi....
Jis ka pin code hai apki "SMILE"...
so always keep smiling.

Best friend wo nahi jo kabhi kabhiek sms kare.
Best frnd wo hai jo sms ka poora truck bheje..

cid pj's mein ab na raha dum. . .
wah wah..
cid pj's mein ab na raha dum . .
wah wah . .
ACP to DAYA : kya hum hai kisi khooni se kam...

ReaL_StaR
2type ki girls k
piche Na bhago
1-Jiske piche mai hu
Qki wo tumko kabi nai milegi
2-jiske piche mai nai hu
Qki jo mujse n pati
wo tumse kya pategi

Shaam hui,suraj dhala...
wah wah.
shaam hui,suraj dhala..

ACP praduman kehta hai, "Salunke, Enn PJ likhne wale bacchon ka kuch pata chala !"

garmi me bus stop pe log bus ka intejaar kar rahe the
1 bikhari aaya

sabse paise liyr

aur taxi me baith ke chala gaya

Premika ki bewafaai ko premi kya janega,
Wah Wah..
Premika ki bewafaai ko premi kya janega,
Acp bole, "abhijit mujhe lagta hai ye aise nahi manega"

Hum To mar mite the sanam ki tirchhi nazron pe,



Hame pata nahi tha sanam tirchha dekhte hain

Aaj barish hone Ki sambhavna he,
Plz apne dimag wali jagah ko PLASTIC se dhak lo,
bcoz Khali jaghon me pani jaldi Bharta h.

"Garmi aur Insult" jitni zyada mehsoos karoge, utni hi zyada lagegi... So be careless & be besharam!! ENJOY LIFE, THINK HATKE.

Kisi ki khushi main shareek na ho balkay us ki khushi ki vajah bano, aur her kisi k dukh main shareek ho na k kisi k dukh ki vajah bano, then life will be more beautiful .

Khushi ne vada kiya- I will come after 5 days!
Zindgi ke calender me dekha to kambakht "Jeene ke din hi char the"
so enjoy every moment
JIO DIL SE..

Apne Aasuo Ko Itna Mehnga Karo Ki Koi Unhe Lene Ki Koshish Na Kare
Or
Apni Muskan Ko Itna Sasta Kar Do Ki Har Koi UsKo Pane Ki Chah Kare.!!!

Sitaron ne puncha mehfil main-
Dharti main Swarg kahan hai?????
Aakashvani hui zorro se-
Swarg hai toh Bharat main hai...
Jai Hind!

An exercise for you:

kripaya apne sar pe haat daale
Aaram se tatole
Khoob Tatole
Ab bataye aapke sar pe kitne seeng hai?
.
.
.
EK BHI NAHI?

Kahan se Aayenge
gadhe ke sar pe seeng nahi hote.

Jab ghee shidhi ungli se na nikle to





Chamach ka istemal kiya karo
har baat me ungli karna achi baat nahi

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> ) > ) > )LL LL LL

Shanti Banaye Rakhe
Dhakka Mukki Na Kare.
"Mera" SmS SabKo Milega Line Me Khade Rahe.

Azadi ki kabhi sham na hone denge, Shahido ki kurbani badnam na hone denge.Bachi h jo 1 boond lahu ki tb tk BHARAT MA ka aanchal neelam na hone denge.

Life me jo hm chahte ha. Wo Asani se nai milta, Lekin Zindagi ka sach ye he ki, Hum wohi chahte he. jo Aasan nhi hota.

Apnay Watan Se Door Jo Kuch Bhi Mil Jaye
Sabar Shukar Se Kha Pi Lo.

Chahay Woh

Jootay He Kyon Na Hon.

Who is BANIYA -
B - BRILLIANT
A - ACTIVE
N - NOBLE
I - INTELLIGENT
Y - YASHSHVI
A - ATTRACTIVE
b are proud to be "BANIYA"

Sory kuch dino tak sms nhi kar paunga

Police ne pakad liya h

Murder case me

Maine 1 ladki ko smile pass kardi?

khushi se hi mar gyi pagli..