Hindi Wishes and Status Messages - Page 49

2 twin boys apne kamre me beithe the.


Ek haans ke lot pot ho raha tha....aur 2nd bahot hi udaas tha...!!!


Father: Tum itna Q haans rahe ho...???

Son: Mummy ne dono bar isi ko peet diya...!!!

Santa ke paas ek kawwa (Crow) tha..
Wo bauhot Mulayam (soft) tha..
To usne apne kawve ka naam kya rakha hoga?
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Microsoft
My-Crow-soft...

Zindagi me 2 logo ak bahut khayal rakhna

1= wo jis ne tumhari jeet ke liye sab kuch haara ho

2= wo jis ne khud ko haar kar tumhe jeeta ho......

Ques: Aisi-ki-Taisi kab hoti hai? Kab lagta hai ki ab to Bhagwan bhi nahi BACHA sakta?
Ans: Jab jbrdast Loose Motion Lage ho or Pajame ka 'NAADA' na Khule.;-)

Why did Ram Gopal Varma made 'Phoonk'?
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ANS:
Uski Picchli 'AAG' ko bujhaane ke liye....

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Logo ko yad dilwane k liye new msg aya h MISD MSG. Dekha aa gyi na meri yad...

Agar Bengali ka phone kat jaaye, to woh kya kahega?
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Socho....
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Kol-Kata.....

Wo pyar k riste ab "kaise kaise" ho gaye
Kabhi hum apke dost the ab "aise vaise" ho gaye
Agar ab bhi apne SMS na kiya to samjenge
"HUM"se py

Zindagi Mai 6 Cheezon Ka Koi Time Nahi Hai.

1-PYAR

2-DOSTI

3-DAULAT

4-BEEMARI

5-MOUT

6-SU SU

“Is Liye Kar k Sona”

*Good Night*

Aaj bahut dino ke baad kitab kholi toh pata chala

Ek RAAZ

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Ye bhi nahi aata,
Ye bhi nahi aata,
Ye bhi nahi aata,
Ye bhi nahi aata.
book closed !

Today is “Recharging day” so recharge my balance

Rs20=OnlyFrnd

Rs30=NiceFrnd

Rs50=SweetFnd

Rs150=CuteFnd

Rs250=Gud Frnd

Rs500=Bst Frnd

Ab nibhao dosti;)

Hai koi Frnd…

Kamine

Kamine Kamine Kamine Kamine


Kamine Kamine Kamine Aap ki ''KAMI-Ne'' itna pareshan kar diya ki humko msg karna hi pada.

Wo janti b ha meri ammi mujhe zyada dor nai janay detee’

SOHAIL

Phir b wo kehti ha ‘falak tak chal 7 meray falak tak chal 7 chal.

Munabai-Are,Yar ye barish k wqt bijali Q chmakti h?

Circit-Bhai,Bole to uprwala torch mar k dekhta hoyga ki,Sala koi NANGA to nhi naha raha..

*” MAA “*

Maa kon hoti hai?

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Abbu ki wife…

Pls dnt cry aftr dis pj

Matti ko angreji me kehte hai clay.
Wah. wah.

Matti ko angreji me kehte hai clay.



UUUHH... AAAHH....
LET D MUZIK PLAY....:

* DUKH *

Bicharne Ka Nahi Hota

Balkay

Un Rishton K Tootne Ka Hota Hai,
Jo Barson Ki Rafaqat K Bad,
Pal Men Toot Jaty Hain.

Ek swal ager mein aapko 1 pen gift du or kahu ke is pen se mere hatho pr kuch likho jo muje jindagi bher yad rhe...To kya likhoge? Reply must...

apni khoobsoorti pe tujhe hai abhimaan,
lekin tum kya jaano naadan,
ke tujhe chahane wale sab hai baimaan.

boy touched the hand of his gf and said-u r so hot baby
girl slapped and say-salle 103 fever pe bhi tujhe ashique sujh rahi hai

Chal SMS-SMS khelte hai....
Pehle tu SMS kar,
Phir tu kar,
Vapis tu kar,
Fir se tu kar,
Vapis 1 bar or tu kar,
Or 1 last bar tu kar,
Bas aaj itna hi. Kal call-call khelen

jab kabi toot k bikhro to
mujay bi btana faraz





main thora bohat weldin
ka kam bi janta hun…
“faraz welder”

I was cooking 'CHICKEN'in the morning and added 'hara dhania' suddenly the 'CHICKEN' jumped and started singing "HUMPE YE KISNE HARA RANG DALA, MAR DALA-MAR DALA"

Jab Se Double Sawari Pe Pabandi Lagi Hy Faraz…..



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Andhere Mein Khara Gadah B Police Wala Lagta H

Narm Ghaas Ka Sukoon Zindagi Mein Ras Gholta Rahaa.
Kuchh Din Kya Saath Rahe Sookh Kar Tinke Chubhne Lage.

Ap jeet chuke hen 50Laakh Ab 1crore 1jawab ki duri pe?
Or 1crore ka Sawal ab ap ki Screen pe
‘KIYA AP NY MASJID SE NEW SHOES CHORI KARNA CHOR DIYE?

A=yes
B=No

Sharad Pawar,
Sonia Gandhi,
Raj Thakrey,
Lalu,
Amarsingh,
Paswan,
Mayawati,
Mulayam
1 Boat me ja rahe the...
or Boat doob gayi, Batao kaun bacha..?
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ANS : Humara Desh...!

Wafa ka nam na lo Faraz….

Wafa sy dil dukhta hy

Wafa ka nam lety he

Nasreen
Perveen
Shameen
Rameen
Farzana
Shabana
Rizwana


Sab ki yad ati hy…………

Jiwan ke kanto bhare raste me kon aapka sath dega...?
Mummy/Papa..?
.No.
Husband/Wife..?
.No.
Friends..?
.No.
arre yaar ye koi nahi.
Kewal or kewal aapki "CHAPPALE"......!

Aapki 1 bat hame bahut pasand hai.
Aap jab bhi koi kam karte Ho, Dil
Lagake Karte Ho..
Kyun ki,
Dimaag To APKE Paas hay hi nahi