Insult Wishes and Status Messages - Page 4

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apko kya pata kitne jatan kar hamne,
INTERNATIONAL ZOO se churaya tha aapko.

JAB BHI TUJHE DEKHTA HU BAS




2 HI LINES YAAD AATI HAIN




BHOOT PISAACH NIKAT NAHI AAYE,
MAHAVEER JAB NAAM SUNAYE

Take a bowl…
fill it with grapes
Put ur hand in it..
Go in front of the mirror…
U know what ull find???
Langur ke haath mein angoor

tarif k kabiil hum kaha, charcha to aapki chalti h, bhagvan ka diya sab kuch h apke paas bas ek sing or punch ki kami khlti h.

Gadha ghaans kio kahata hey ??

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challoo choroo It’s ur personal metter…..

Tumhari marzi kuch bhi khaooo……………

Today i saw a person
looking exacly like you.
I accidently called ur name.
But that person therw away the banana and jumped on another tree.

R U Twins ????

hello imran tumhara kya hall hai mujay jeldi jeldi batao meray pass itna fazool waqat nahi hai kay main tum say baat kerta rahoon

Socha tumhe chaand kahu…
Par usame bhi daag hai,
Socha tumhe sooraj kahu…
Par usame bhi aag hai,
Phir socha tumhe bandar kahu…
Par… usame bhi dimaag hai.

Dheeru Bhai Ambani
Ka Aakhri Sapna Tha..
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Ki Har Bhikari K Hath Me Mobile Ho
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Aur Aaj Tumne Vo Sapna Pura Kar diya

Do you want to go to USA
Here’s a chance for you
Mr Obama is waiting for you
To be in white house
Get ready
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He’s in search of a dog
For his daughter!

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Time: 2 Mins 35 Seconds

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Mobile ki auqaat dekhi hai? Video dekhay ga

Ill ask a que U should answer only by saying yes or no.Here is the que... Do ur parents know that u r a mental patient???

Close ur eyes n think about yourself,

ur face

ur style

ur nature

ur smile

ur looks

Now open your eyes

Free main HORROR film

A magic-om gilli gilli chu mantar kali kalantar abra ka dabra.. Noticed any change in u? No! tantrik theek kehta tha.Bandar par ye jadu nahin hota...?

Scientific Question For U.. How Does Blood Reach Ur Brain,,.. Simple.. Direction Of Liquid Is Always Towards The EMPTY SPACE.. HaHaHa

Diff b/w ignoranace n patience?
when u see the mirror u dont laugh at urself that is IGNORANACE
when i look at u i also dont laugh that called PATIENCE:-)

touch ur heart, u will feel the rhythm of ur heartbeat.
touch ur head u will feel the rhythm of empty pot.tin...tin..

Cheel Uri..

Kaw_wa Ura..

Maina Uri..

Gadha Ura..

Ooopppps

Sorry Yar Jalde Mein Main Ne Aap Ko Bhi Ura Diya . . . . :->

I have lots of jokes in my inbox,
But I can’t send you all of them,
It will take a lot of time,
So I’m sending you just 1 joke
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“You are so beautiful”

21st Century Is Truly LIFELESS:
Communication: WIRELESS
Cooking:FIRELESS
Youth:JOBLESS
This Msg: MEANINGLESS
Sender:PRICELESS
Reader:USELESS

Vodafone walo ka kutta aaj subah hi chal basa.
Ab vo monkey se add karvana chahte hai.
Tumhe meri dosti ki kasam wada karo tum nahi
Jaoge.

Agar Tum Pakistani Cricket Team K Coach Ban Jao To Phir Kya Ho Gha?

Saarey Player Darakhton Pe Chard Kar Khelein Ghey

Bandar Coach Ho Gha To Yehi Ho Gha Na

paani main kashti
kashti main car
wah wah

pani main kashti
kashti mian car

sms parhnay wala..



monkeys ka sardar

A MAN IS WAITING FOR WOMEN
MOTHER FOR CHILDREN.
BUSINESS MAN FOR CUSTOMER
FARMERS FOR CROPS.
ONE MONKEY IS WAITING TO READ MY SMS... eHE eHEE HEE

Love+ship=Titanic
Dinosar+Forest=Jurasic park
Arnold+Gun=Terminator
U+ur smile=The mummy returns

aap aise DON ho jiske paas har taale ki CHABI hai...
boleto??? DON+KEY= DONKEY

do u remembr ur childhod? wen u went to a toy shop nd asked shopkeper-Ancle hw much cost of dat monkey?...nd shop keper rply-that is a mirror my child..

Agar Apki Shakal Gadhay Se Milti Hai
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Agar Apki Shakal Gadhay Se Milti Hai
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To Is Ma?n Gadhay Ki Kya Ghalti Hai

I Like Grapes

Bcoz Its Boneless.

And I Like u

Bcoz…

u r Brainless

Ha..Ha..Ha..

Felt bad?

Cum‘on yar,

Its just A

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Fact.

I read a news that due 2 thunder a monkey is injured. If u r safe SMS me.