Insult Wishes and Status Messages - Page 15

God thought the world was beautiful, then he saw YOU!!

do the world a favour, pull your lip over your head and SWALLOW!

WANTED..Guy.preferably hansome,nice car,nice ass,fantastic in bed,kind & caring...I no this doesnt apply 2 u but if ya no any 1 give them my number

im ur secret admirer u touch me in all the right places u always no how to turn me on ur lookin at me rite now smilin,who am i? im ur phone u fool

U found a genie in a bottle & he said 2 u ''Name me ur wish'' n you said ''make me gorgeous'' he replied ''I grant wishes, not miracles!''

We are pleased to tell you your results Your IQ test came back Its Negative!!

Don''t be sad, don''t be blue. Frankenstein was ugly too.

Please turn your mobile phone upside down now!!! Hurry 370HSSV 0773H

Don''t be sad... don''t feel blue... Frankenstein was ugly too...

The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.

Psst! Cutie yes YOU! Ur smiling again Its coz i told u dat ur CUTE hey Sometimes we need 2 lie Just to make some one SMILE!

Hi i''m an alien i''m checking for some chicks in your phonebook searching..... searching..... searching..... sorry no chicks found. conclusion, your are gay!

3 REASONS Y CATS R BETTER DAN MEN1)cats luv u wotever u look like2)u can stroke a cat wivout it thinkin about sex3)u dont mind wen ur cat chases after birds

This mgs can only b read by a male: Try again.. Nothing? i guess ur just not masculine enough....HEY don''t push it poofda

There is a saying that goes: You dont have to love in words, because even through the silences, love is always heard!

yes,god made u first,but there is always a rough draft before the final copy

A memory is golden, maybe that is true. I never wanted memories. I only wanted you sweet as a rose, cute as a kitten is what you are.

Forgive my eyes 4 admiring your beauty.U stole my heart the moment U looked at me,call me crazy call me insane every time my heart beats it mentions your name

REASONS Y DOGS R BETTER DAN WOMEn1)dogs obey wen u shout at dem2)dogs dont shop3)u can giv away ur dogs children4)any guy can get a good lookin dog

I know milk it does a body good, but DAMN how much have u been drinking?

Press Down Press Up Oh! ur phone is working then, U LIAR!

I''ve been thinking about u + me..if we were alone how it would be..I would kiss u all over till ur feeling hot..then give u a sensation when I hit the spot!

How Do U Keep An Idiot Entertained? Press Down Press Up......................

Message from your Operator:Your Vibrator disturbs our network.Please, get your climax as quickly as U can or go by hand.In anticipation of network failure

When u dumped me it hurt & i felt blue, but its ok now cos i got revenge on u, wen i drove over u it dented my wheels but at least u know how being hurt feels

Life is little kamini &v r little kamine, whn v find sum1 whose kaminiyat is compatible with ours, v fall in2 mutual kaminapan & call it friendship

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SORRY,
this doesn''t fit u...

All flowers dont represent love but rose did it. All animals cannot speak but parrot did it. all donkeys cannot read but u did it!

Do you like jewelry? Suck this, it''s a gem!

You''ve got 206 bones in your body, want one more?