Insult Wishes and Status Messages - Page 7

Taste dis SMS
Did u feel da taste of ginger?
No?
Sure?
Well.....
BANDAR KYA JAANE ADRAK KA SWAAD!!

Hey friend remember dat without stupidity there can be no wisdom
& without ugliness there can be no beauty..
so the world needs YOU after all!

Hum chahain aap ko
Aap chahain kisi aur ko
Aap jise chahain khudha karay
Woh chahain kisi aur ko

U r Ultimate
U r Lovely
U r Likable
U r Unique
In short ......
U r ULLU !!!

aRz kiya haI aankhon mein noor hai chehre pe suroor hai
aankhon mein noor hai chehre pe suroor hai
apni kisi friend se baat he karva do
meri shaadi abhi bohat door hai
wah wah wah

U r sweet like
TOM
Cute like
JERRY
Naughty like
BUGGS BUNNY
Clever like
ALADIN,
Strong like
POPYE

INSHORT


ChaLtay phirTay CaRtoOn haIn aAp
Many Many Happy Resturns of the day 2 U

I can"t Believe u Did That!
Again?
For God Sake! LORD!!
Why u Still Doing it?
Truth is out now!
MENTAL CASE!!

Why does a stupid blond girl never swim on her belly? ...
When she feels something wet she turn on her back.

Tu hai harjaee,
tu apna b yeh toar sahi......
too nahi to oar sahi oar naheen to oar sahi

Jab Kabhi kanjusi ka award diya jayega
apka naam sab sey pehley liya jayega.
ghalti sey bhi ab sms na kerdena
varna award haath sey niqal jayega!!

i think tum zindgi main kafi aagay jao gay
aagay say aagay barthay chalay jao gay
itne k jahaan b jao gay gay
loag kahain chal chal agay ho.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You are going to yours, and I"m going to mine.
Man: I know how to please a Woman.
Woman: Well, please leave me alone.
Man: Please whisper those 3 little words that would make my day!
Woman: Go to hell

I"d love to ask how old you are,
but unfortunately I know you can"t count that high.

A - U r Attractive
B - U r the Best
C - U r Cute
D - U r Dear 2 Me
E - U r Excellent
F - U r Funny
G - U r Good-Looking
H - hehehe
I - I''m
J - JOKING

Wo Koun si Ghari Thi Jab aap Paida Hoey..

ROLEX

CITIZEN

QUARTZ

Ya Koi Aur..

JaLdi Jawab Bhejo, COmpany Band karwani hai...
Taa-K Aisa Haadsa Phir Dobara na ho...

Forest king Virappan died last week. In his memory let us all
switch off our mobiles for 2 mins. Plz forward this to all local
criminals, as I did.

You=lovely
You=perfect
You=beautiful
You=amazing
You=sweet
You=cute
You=genius
You=fantastic
You=fabulous
Me=liar

Taste dis SMS
Did u feel da taste of ginger?
No?
Sure?
Well.....
BANDAR KYA JAANE ADRAK KA SWAAD!!

Na Waqt Se
Na Aarzo Se
Na Udasion Se
Sirf Or Sirf
Mohabbat Se
Chahat Se
Khuloos Se
Pyaar Se
Baray Ehtraam Se
Poray DIL Se
"Lanat hai ap per"

Hanso
Khelo
NAACHO
Gao
Uchloo
Koodoo
Dunya ki parwa mat kero
Q
K
Duniya Janti Hay K
"PAGAL"
aisi harkatein karte rehte hai...

You=lovely
You=perfect
You=beautiful
You=amazing
You=sweet
You=cute
You=genius
You=fantastic
You=fabulous
Me=liar

Q.Nobody likes you because you are a:
A.Cunt
B.Wanker
C.Rsole
D.Twat
50/50
Phone a friend?
Ring me! I will tell you!
Press Down if u think u r MAD.

aj temprature 47 degree ho ga
ap apne dimagh wali jagah per baref rekh lain
kiyonki bhoosa juldi aag pakerta hey.

Aapke haath me mobile hai..
Chehere pe khubh c smile hai...
SMS ki aChchi khasi File hai...
Phir bhi SMS nahi karte...
yaar, yeh kaun sa stupid style hai??

Calling you an idiot would be an insult to all the stupid people.

kanjoos ki zindagi kya jeena...
kabhi humari tarah bhi jiya kero..
raat se mere sms parh ker sharm nai ati...
kabhi khud bhi sms kya kero....

Dekha tumne kya socha tha..?
tum nahi bataogay tu mjhe nahi pata lagayga k aaj..

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ANIMALS DAY HAI

3 tips to break a miror:
1. pathar mar ker tod do.
2. utha ke neechay phainko.
3. sheesha ke saamne khare ho ker muskurao.
Mujhay yaqeen hai ke 3 wala tumhare liye ziada theek hai.

Those beautiful eyes,
that incredible body,
such a brain,
a sexy mouth,
nice smile ....
but that is enough about me,
tell me how you are?

Karan Johar producing a new film and searching for new talent.
I gave him ur name bcoz the name of da movie is "SHAKAL HO NA HO"