Look who''s talking - I bet when you go to the zoo you have to buy two tickets: one to get in and another to get out.
Why don''t you freeze your teeth and give your tongue a sleigh ride?
He campaigned to have the only Bar in his town closed. When it did, he moved away.
His idea of a practical joke is to go into the Home for the Blind and flatten out all the Braille.
Haven''t I seen your face before - on a police poster?
You''re about as challenging as stealing candy from a bi-polar baby in a bell-jar.
Gravity doesn''t exist. Earth sucks.
We have strange and wonderful relationship. You''re strange and I''m wonderful.
aRz kiya haI aankhon mein noor hai chehre pe suroor hai aankhon mein noor hai chehre pe suroor hai apni kisi friend se baat he karva do meri shaadi abhi bohat door hai wah wah wah
Suicide is the most sincere form of self-criticism.
A rose by any other name still has thorns.
This isn''t an office. It''s Hell with fluorescent lighting
As you go through life you are going to have many opportunities to keep your mouth shut. Take advantage of all of them.
He would throw a drowning man both ends of the rope just to see the look on his face.
You get plenty of exercise jumping to conclusions, pushing you luck, beating around the bush, and dodging the issue.
I see you''ve set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
He dips Sparrows in Peroxide and sells them as Canaries.
My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife, Marrying you really messed up my life...
Get a glass belly button, so when your head is real far up your butt, you can look out and see what the rest of the world is up to.
Kind, intelligent, loving and hot. This describes everything you are not...
Peanut prizes inspire monkey contestants.
People like him don''t just grow on trees - they swing from them
A prime candidate for natural de-selection.
He''s so full of shit, his eyes are brown.
For every action there is an equal and opposite criticism.
Tu hai harjaee, tu apna b yeh toar sahi...... too nahi to oar sahi oar naheen to oar sahi
Jab Kabhi kanjusi ka award diya jayega apka naam sab sey pehley liya jayega. ghalti sey bhi ab sms na kerdena varna award haath sey niqal jayega!!
Teenagers are people who express a burning desire to be different by dressing exactly alike.
Don''t piss me off! I''m running out of places to hide the bodies.
Scientists all over the world r wondering, how long a human being can live without brain. Please tell them ur age.
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