Most Popular Mix Wishes and Status Messages

Hazaro Larkiyan Aati Hai.
Hazaro Jati Hai.
Hazaro Hasati Hai..
Hazaro Rulati Hai..
Lekin Mere Dost Sath Vohi Nibhati Hai..
Jo Nikah Mein Aati Hai..
Aur Galey Parh Jati Hai... =P

Isi Karz Ko Ada Krne K Wasty Hum Saari Raat Nahi Sote
K Shayad Koi Jaag Raha Ho Is Duniya Main Mere Liye..

Wafa ka samandar hai mere dil main LAIKIN....?

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Afsoöos. . . . !
Usay SWIMING nahi aati...!

Sacha Dost Agar Rooth Bhi Jaye Tu Usey Baar Baar Manao..
Kyun K Heeron Ki Mala Toot Kar Bhi Heeron Ki Hi Rehti Hai...

Girl:
Na Dekh Hasino Ko Azab Hoga
Tu Bhi Ek Din Kisi Hasina Ka Bap Hoga
Boy:
Khuda Kare Teri Zuban Sachi Ho
Muje Papa Kehne Wali Teri Hi Bachi Ho ..

Highly Disappointing Situations ..
* Ur Best frnd weds ur lover
* A close frnd avoiding without reason
* 10 mark question asked for 2mark
* Principal sitting near u on tour
* Extremely good looking guy / girl crossing u wen u r wid ur mom/dad
* Teachers distributing ur test papers in front of ur juniors
* Friend calling on b'day n not wishing :@
* Dear one suddenly stopped messaging.

I'm at home. Please call
I'm at work. Please call
I'm in a meeting, call me later at
Meeting is cancelled.
I am late. I will be there at
See you in
See you at
Pershan mat ho templates send ki hain...=P;->

Rasmo Riwajo Ki Jo Parwah Karte Hai
Pyar Me Wo Log Gunah Karte Hai
Ishq Wo Junun Hai Jisme Diwane
Apni Khushi Se Khud Ko Tabah Karte Hai

Sardar Visits Chinese Friend Dying in Hospital.
The Chinese Friend Just Says:
CHIN YU YAN and Dies.
Sardarji Goes to China to Find
The Meaning of His Friend's Last Words.
And Finds It Means
You're Standing on The OXYGEN TUBE!

Barish ki ek ek
Bond jab gharti hai
to asa lagta hai
.
.Asa lagta hai
.

Asa lagta hai k
Barish ho rahi hai.

We pronounce
21 as twenty one
31 as thirty one
41 as forty one
51 as fifty one
Y not 11 as onety one...?
Doubt by back bencher association..!

Always Remember
Never go at the first call
of:
Come, Dinner's Ready!
It's a trap for you to prepare
the table. .

DEFINITION OF LAZINESS-
It is the art of taking rest before getting tired.

THE GOSSIP GAME! Send me the fourth message in ur inbox no matter wat it says. NO CHEATING! Then forward this to ppl & see how many weird messages you get.

Sardar : Sitting on The Top of the Mountain and Studying….
When a person asked what he was doing….
He replied… Oye!! Higher Studies Yaar…!!!

Desperate Thought;
If Anybody Hurts Me Once ...
Shame On Him ...
If He Hurts Me Twice ...
Shame On Me ...

G i G g L i N g
B i T e S
Old People Drive Like
They Have All The Time
In The World,
But
Young People Drive Like
Their Days Are Limited...

Teacher: Which is the best month to study?
Student: octembruary.
Teacher: Don't be silly, there is NO such month.
Student: Exactly..!

Angry Moment
-
-
when U are sleeping & someone
enters Ur Room,
turns on the Lite & then leaves Without turning it OFF.

That awkward moment
.
when a small kid hits you
without any reason in front of his mom and you can't do anything but smile:

Hasi Ke Raste Pe Chala Karo,
Khushiyo Ki Mahak Liya Karo,
Pyar Se Dilon Ko Chuha Karo,
Jahan Tumhe Ghum Nazar Aaye,
Is Nacheez Ko Yaad Kiya Karo!

That beautiful moment when you see your food coming at a restaurant...
And it ends up going to the next table.

jb me fry hta hun to tmhen cover kr ke garam oil se bacha leta hun. Bcoz i luv u.
Aaloo said:
jb log tmhen fry hne ke foran bad khatay han to me bhi unki zban aur munh jala deta hun. I luv u2
Moral of the story:- -
in dono ki prem kahani pe na jayen. Samosa thora thanda kr ke khayen:D