Two eggs boiling in a pan, one male and one female. The female egg says "Look, I''ve got a crack" "No good telling me" replies the male egg "I''m not hard yet"
On a cold, cold night two bulls are standing in a field. One says "Boy it''s mighty cold out here!", the other says "Yes, I think I might slip into a nice Jersey".
A man is driving happily along when he is pulled over by the police. The copper approaches him and politely asks, "Have you been drinking, sir?" "Why?" snorts the man. "Is there a fat bird in my car?"
Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.
A New Zealander walking along the road with a sheep under each arm. He meets another New Zealander who says "you sheerin'' mate?" and the first guy replies "naw, they''re all mine"