How many of you believe in telekinesis? Raise MY hand!
Bureaucrats cut red tape, lengthwise.
Cole''s Law: Thinly sliced cabbage.
Did ya hear? They took the word gullible out of the dictionary!
Clairvoyants meeting canceled due to unforeseen events.
Clones are people two.
I want to die peacefully, in my sleep, like my grandfather, not screaming, terrified, like his passengers.
If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?
Karaoke is Japanese for "Tone Deaf"
A day without sunshine is like night.
Alzheimer''s advantage: New friends every day.
An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys
I couldn''t care less about apathy.
Energizer Bunny Arrested! Charged with battery.
Bombs don''t kill people, explosions kill people.
I like kids, but I don''t think I could eat a whole one.
Help Wanted: Telepath. You know where to apply.
On the other hand, you have different fingers.
Hypochondria is the only disease I haven''t got.
A day without radiation is a day without sunshine.
Doesn''t expecting the unexpected make the unexpected become the expected?
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
He who places head in sand, will get kicked in the end!
A seminar on Time Travel will be held two weeks ago.
I bet you I could stop gambling.
As I said before, I never repeat myself. As long as I can remember, I''ve had amnesia.
Bigamy: one wife too many.Monogamy: same thing
It''s sad how whole families are torn apart by simple things, like wild dogs.
Friction can be a drag sometimes.
Do not put statements in the negative form.
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