1 Pathan Ki Chappal Kisi Ne Chura Le, Wo Sedha Qabristan Pohancha Aur Wahan Baith Kar Kehne Laga: Chor Ko Kaha Dhonda Jaye 1 Na 1 Din To Yahan Aye Ga Na.
Lady doctor: Tum rooz subah clinic ke bahar khare ho kar auratoon ko kyun ghoorte ho? Pathan:Ji aap hi ne bahar likha hai:AURATOON KO DEKHNAY KA WAQT 9am-11am
3 Pathan film *Sholay* daikhny gaye . Hero ne kaha *Basanti en kutton ke samny mat nachna* . Pathan khary hokar boly: 'Ticket lia hai, eska baap bhi nachega'
Pathan: Raat ko 1 admi ne Chaku dekha kar loot lia . Dost: Lekin tumhare pas tu hamaisha PISTOL hoti hai na . Pathan: Wo mai ne chupa di warna wo bhi le jata