Punjabi Wishes and Status Messages - Page 20

Sardars Friend: Yar Kal Meine Kitni Baar Call Kiya, Uthaya Q Nahi?
Sardar: Q Uthau, 30 Rs.De K Jo Gana Lagwaya Hai Woh Kya Tera Bap Sune

Sardar got a job in AIRTel
custmr: Hello my AIRTEL sim loked what 2Do?
Srd: y don take tention remove airtel sim put BSNL,thank u 4caling

Ek sardar jo bhi kam karata tha usme puri tarah doob jata tha......

Aurr... ak din... usne ak gadda khod liya.....

A sardar and a poet diner together. the poet asks sardar "pass the wine u divine". Sardar thnks "how poetic" and in turn tells " pass the custard u basturd"!!!

Kirpa kar ke
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muh vich ungal na deo, iss message vich kuj nahi haiga

2 sardar sending sms their GF
1st sardar:Mai tere mobile se teri G.F ko sms bheju?
2nd:no
1st:Why?
2nd:usne handwriting pehchan li to......?

Sardar saying to his friend- yaar meina compeny ke computer ko jor jor se chalaya button dabaya to computer bolta he "what r u doing". Meine computer ko na main switch se band ker diya or bhag gaya.

Dusra Dost- kyon?

Sardar yaar computer has a good mind wo Malik ko bata dega to.

Sardar Roz Subha 50 ladkiya mera intezar karti hain
man- are waha Vo kaise?

sardar- Maine Girls collage Bus ka Drive Hu na.

Dear friend, jane anjane ch je main kade tera dil dukhaya hove, tng kita hove ja fir kuj hor jo v kita us lyi…
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Tere to j v hunda kar lai
”Main ni sudhrna”

Kirpa kar ke
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muh vich ungal na deo, iss message vich kuj nahi haiga.

prince nu shaunk sardari da, sports gaddi wich hazeena dai nal sawari da jo kahida
oh karke vehkaayi da sirf galan nal hi nahi waqt guzaari da ishq kita tai fer sikhar
charayi da hun door rehkai vi hazeena ton ishq nibhayi da

Rabb da rutba apni tha te
yaar da rutba vakh,
rabb nu tarse atma,
te yaar nu tarse akh,
duniya vich vadmule dova de didar,
sab to mehanga sab to aukha
ik khuda te ik yaar.

Manya ki ajj Sadde naal koi Dildaar nahi, Manya ki ajj Sadde naal koi Dildaar nahi,
Per E na samjhana ki sannu kisi naal PYAAR nahi, Kismat ne sab kuchh ditta
mainu...... Par ditta mera O yaar nahi

Zehar vekh k pita ta ki pita, Ishz soch k kita ta ki kita, Dil de k j dil len di aas rakhi,
Eho jeha pyar kita te ki kita…..

Sohna Dil te husan jawan hove… pakki sadak te ucha makaan hove… aa ghut ke
jhaphi pa laie jera pehla chade oh baimaan hove

Bachpan De Gali Te Gwand Na Oh Bhulde Khed de C Kali Jotta Oh Tha Na Bhulde
Asi Apniya Khushiya Nu Tere Utto Varde Rahe Hath Wich Si Jotta, Kali Keh Ke
Harde Rahe..

JACH MAINU AA GAYI GUM KHAN DI, HOLI HOLI RO KE JI PARCHAUN DI,
CHANGA HOYA TU PARAYA HO GAYA, MUK GAYI CHINTA TAINU APNAUN DI

Tusi bare hi chungey, nice, sohney
Tusi bare hi chungey, nice, sohney, ashey, cute , lovely,payare, smart, decent, hubsurat, naik, perhaizgar te boht hi great and sharif insan da sms per rahe ho.

AVAIN ISHQ ISHQ KARNA VAY
AVAIN ISHQ ISHQ KARNA VAY
KADI ISHQ NU TOOL TAY SAI
TERI HASS DI AAKH VE PEG JAY
KADI ISHQ NU ANDRON PHOOL TAY SAI

Sohniye tu Sohni vaang sohni ta badi ae,
par kade us vaang kache garre(matke) te vi tarri ae,
oh ta dariya wich dub marri yaar khatir,
saade layi das tu kade kande te vi khadi ae!!

Fer ki hoyeya je tu hatha te mehndi la layi
Hun assi vi Sehra sajavange,
saanu pata si ki tu saadi kismat ch nahi,
hun teri choti bhen fasavange!!!

Assi maut rok rakhi te tera intzaar kita,
Sajna tere jhuthe laareya da aitbaar kita,
Assi jaan den lageya ek pal vi na layeya,
te tussi jaan len lageya vi nakhra hajaar kita!!

Padna-likhna chad pare,
Nakal te rakh aas,
chak Rajai te So jaa bhagta,
Rabb karuga paas!!!

Raat Chup Chap hai par chand khamosh nahi Kive keh davan ki ajj Rab faramosh
nahi Edan duba teriyan akhan vich main Hath vich jaam hai par peen da hosh nahi
asi tenu pyaar kita eh sade pyaar di had si asi tenu chaheya eh tere deedaar di
had si Mar gaye tavi khuliyan rahiyan akhan eh kuch hoor nahi tere intzaar di had
si!!

Sutte Jaal Shikari panchiyan te... ud mor jave bara dukh lagda... guddi jad asmane
chadi hove... tut dor jave bara dukh lagda... kiti kamayi mehnat de naal hove.. lai
koi chor jave te bara dukh lagda... labeya mushkil naal ik yaar hove.. te nibayi
kisey hoor nal jave te bara dukh lagda... !

GallaaN gulaabi te Rab Ne laal raNg keeta
Asai taaN sochdE si ki surkh bullaaN da lishkara hai
je kar gusse naal vi takde ne
taa vii yaar da roop lagda bada pyara hai.

Apne Dil da dard chhupaande aaye haan, Fer vi RAJNI tainu hasaande aaye haan,
Tere Chehre utte disse udaasi kyon, RAJNI tere layi ta Rabb nu vi rusaande aaye
han!

rabb maran te puchhe khawish meri, meri akhri khawish tu hovein, bol na hove
methon jubaa, bass tere ghar wal mera mooh hove, hath laa ke vekhi dil di dhadkan
nu, eh tan sirf tera hi naam bole, mangaa es kadar rabb kolo main har janam vich
sirf tenu, ke main jism te tu meri rooh hovien !!!.

heeerai di pehchan jahwaari nu hundi ai, paaki kanak di khushi ik kishan nu hi
hundi a, sohni cheej nu jehra sohni na kahve, ohnu aandro aandri jallaan vi jaroor
hundi ai, hun ehdi khubsurti bare main dass kee kahan, menu tan ehdan jaape
jidhan Hazeena ambran di eh koi pari hundi ai...