Punjabi Wishes and Status Messages - Page 26

Pati: film vich raat ek chudel kade mere, te kade mere pichhe!
Patni: kehdi film si?
Pati: Apne vyah di movie si!

Main Bahut Batameez, Mainu Nahion Tameez!
Naam mere do (2), Kamm char so bees (420)
Osmana mainu yaar kehnde
Jitthe jawan mere piche piche police hole
Rehen do, jehra jo kehnda oh kehen do
Lain do, mainu sah saukha lain do
Kuriyan jehriyan aje v mere piche piche
Ohna waste mainu eh paigam likh lain do
Main Bahut Batameez, Mainu Nahion Tameez!

Sun sohniye.. Husn diye pariye ni..... tu sohni e koi vazir te nahi...
Jina naal kare tu hass - hass gallan, j o badshah ne te assin koi faqir te nahi...
Manya k tu boht sohni e par tu syalan di heer te nahi

Bhul Ja, Bhul ja
Ya te meri zindgi ch aa ke rul ja
te tera mera nahion hona guzara
te loki mainu aakhde aawara
Bhul Ja, Bhul Ja

Swere Twadi Yaad aayite Miss kitta,
Dinne Twadi Yaad aayi te hor miss kitta,
ratti twadi yaad aayi te fir miss kitta,
Jad jan pe ban aayi te SMS kitta

par tu sohni ban ke na dikha saki,
sohni ta kache ghadde te v tarr ke aa gi C
Te tu Three Wheeler te vi na aa saki!!!

Sardarni = Kyun g tusi gaddi di speed kyon vadha ditti?
Sardar = Oye gaddi di break fail ho gayi hai,
accident ho to pehle nal ghar pahoonch jayiye!

Tu kahe te SURAJ nu tod daan.
Tu kahe te chann nu Mod daan.
Ek wari haan keh de taan
Pehle wali nu chhod daan.

Ranjhe ton jayada kise Majnu ton ghatt na,
keeti honi kise ne vi Eho jihi hadd na,
Chann tare Tethon Asin var diyan ge,
Ehna sohniye Asin Tainu pyar diyan ge.

Santa: Bhagwane suit bada sohna paya hai.
Jeeto: Thank u G
Santa: Lipstick badi sohni laayi aa.
Jeeto: Thank u G.
Santa: Shingaar v sohna kitaa aa.
Jeeto: Thank u G
Santa: Par sohni pher v nahi lagdi.

VATTE OS HI BERI NU PENDE NE,
JIS BERI DE MITHE BER HUNDE NE.
MUSIBATTAN OS HI KAUM TE PENDIA NE,
JIS KAUM DE MARD DILER HUNDE NE.
KAUN PUCHHDA KAVAAN TE GIDRAAN NU,
KAID PINJRE CHE BAAJ TE SHER HUNDE NE.
I M PROUD TO B A PUNJABI

Padna-likhna chad pare,
Nakal te rakh aas,
chak Rajai te So jaa bhagta,
Rabb karuga paas!!!

Shayad yaadan da dard Tu vi te Hadondi hovain gi,
Jada nahi do pal he sahi.........
athru Tu vi te bahondi hovain gi.

TUSI bade hi gr8 ho,
RASGULLE ki pl8 ho,
PEPSI ka cr8 ho,
ANDE ka oml8 ho,
SMS KARANE ME bade le8 ho,
JALEBI ki tarah stra8 ho,
KHER jo bhi ho mere fevr8 ho…!

Kagaz de fulan vich sughand nahi hundi
Lehraan to bina samundar vich tarang nahi hundi
Bina akhian de kise da didaar nahi hunda
La ke shartaan kise naal pyaar nahi hunda !

Asin kadi tuhade ton khafa ho nahi sakde, Dosti de Rishte bewafa ho nahi sakde, Tusin chahe sannu bhul ke so jao, Per asin kadi tuhanu yaad kitte bina so nahi sakde.

E Zindagi di chahat da silsila hai koi mil gaya te koi Vichhar gaya,

Dear SIR,BENTI HAI Ke AAJ KAL SCHOOL VICH DIL NAHI LAGDA, TE RAAT NU NeinD NAHI ANDI, KYOKe SCHOOL VICH KUrIYAN GHAT NE TE SADDI CLASS vitch ik VI NAHI HAI JO HAI OH SAB ENIYAN AJEEB NE K DEKHAN NU JI NI KARDA TE MADMAAN V KOI KHAAS PATAKA NAHI HAN. HOR NI TA KUCHH KAMAVALIYAN HI SOHNIYAN RAKH LAVO.AAP JI DA BAHUT DHANWADI HOWANGA

LIKHAN WALEYA TU HO KE DYAL LIKH DE
MERE KARMAAN CHE YAAR DA PYAR LIKH DE
IK NA LIKHIN TE MERE YAAR DA VICHHODA
BHAVEN DUKHRRE HOR HAZAAR LIKH DE

Jina Chahunde haan per Zindagi raas nahi aundi,
Marna chahunde haan per Maut sadde pass nahi aundi,
Bahut Udaas haan asin is Zindagi ton.......
Teri Yaad vi te Tadpaon ton baaz nahi aundi

Ishq ishq ta har koi karde,
par koi Channa( A River) wich koodan nu tyaar nahi,
ki kahiye ajj-kal de jhuthe aashiqa nu,
Dil de sakde ne par jaan nahi!!!

Sache RAB nal ishq kare koi, nal sohrat de ishq har koi karda ae.
Rang savla koi nahi pasand karda,gore rang te har koi marda ae,
Duniya nal nahi pasand sadi,asi vakhri pasand kuch rakde ha,
Rang Roop sab RAB diyan datan ne,tere mithre bola te asi marde ha.

Petrol ke rate badhne par Santa bola: "Menu koi farak nahin penda. Pehle bhi 100 ka bharwata tha ab bhi 100 ka bharwata hoon."

jinni Jaldi E Mulakaat Gujar Jandi ae,
Pyaas bujhdi nahi ke Barsaat gujar jaandi ae,
Apniyaan yaadaan nu keh de ki na aoun,
Kyonki Hun Neend aundi nahi ke raat gujar jandi ae

Luddi atte Dhamaal Inna di Jaggo Nyari aa...
Hakki, Balibaal, Kabaddi Khed Nyari aa..
Ral Mil Ke Mele te Tyohaar Manaunde Ne...
Sara Jag Gawah PUNJABI Sher Kahaunde Ne

Aaj dil di kehen nu jee karda hai
Tere dil vich rehen nu jee karda hai
Khushiyaan deke tere gham sehen nu jee karda hai
Rabb jaane saada ki rishta
Tainu bas apna kehen nu jee karda hai.

Mitha intizar te intizar nalo yar Mitha. Mitha yar te yar nalo pyar Mitha. Mitha pyar te pyar nalo Mithi sadi Yari. Es to Mitha kuj na milna lub le duniya Sari

aa sajna kite ral-mil bahiye
sun meri te kuj apni suna
nahi pata kado chal vasna ae
aive rus ke na waqt langaah

Rabb da rutba apni tha te
yaar da rutba vakh,
rabb nu tarse atma,
te yaar nu tarse akh,
duniya vich vadmule dova de didar,
sab to mehanga sab to aukha
ik khuda te ik yaar.

Jatt di Ladayi:
Jatt: Mein tere 64 de 64 Dand Todd dene hai.
Ik hor aadmi ne Keha Sardar 64 nahi 32 Dand hunde ne.
Jatt: Meinu patta se Tu V bolega is laye Tere V Gin Laye ne..