Punjabi Wishes and Status Messages - Page 5

Police wala : oye tu PAPPITA bechan wali nu KISS kyo kitta ?
Santa : HAJOOR ohi bar bar chilla rahi c
PAPI ta le lo
PAPI ta le lo

Oh rusde rehe asi manode rhe.usdiya rhn chpalkan vichnderahe.Ohna nazarmod k v takeya nai,te asin akhen jhapan to v katrand rahe

Pyar tenu aina krde ha
kde ajma k dekh lyi,
teri har ada te mrde ha
ajma k dekh lyi,
tenu labna ni "SADE"wrga yar,
chahe pandtan nu hath dikha k vekh lai..!

"meri Chup" bra kujh huda jo bol k smjhayeaa nhi janda... bra kujh hunda jo chup smjha jandi a...bhuti war bol nire fjul humde hn..... te kdi kdi chup pure da pura SHABDKOSH...

(-_-)/ Kithe
<)( Ho Tussi?
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(-_-) Pata Kinna
<)(> Mis Kita
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,/ / inna sara

Duniya nal nai mildi pasand sadi, asi wakhra pasand kuch karde aa...oye rang roop sab RABB diyan daatan ne,asi ta mitha bolan wale te marde aa...

Koi nraj h satho ki asi kuj likhde nhi. Kitho lyava oh lafj jad oh milde hi nhi. Darda di juban hundi te das dende shayd par oh jakhm kive vkhayiye jo vikhde hi nhi

Jado kade ambar te tare timtimaya krnge, Udo sade mithe bol yaad aaya krnge, Aiven gussa na kreya kro , Sade kitte majak hi hasde-hasde rawaya krnge..

Phool khile kliyaan khili hun gulab di vari he. Asi ta msg pejta jnab hun twadi vari he.

sanu aaj pata laga hauke hunde ki

sade dil naal khed tera bhar gaya G

kahnu paya C pyar je nibauna nahi C aaunda

tere pyar ne sikhaya sanu Rona nahi C aaunda

Happy Holi
Happy Holi Happy Holi

Holi


Holi


Holi


Happy Holi




Thhha!



.,.Happy da motorcycle khambe vch ja wajeya!! Kinni wari kiha c k Happy Holi.

Jholi Adya Je tu milda Ta Khair V Pua Lende,Jaan Ditya je Milda Ta Jann V Gua Lende,Pata Nahi Kehriya Naseeba Nal Milna Tu,Nahi ta Nasib v RAB Kolon Likha Lende.

chithi likh de nu kalam puchan laggi,
tu kis nu dard sunaun lagga,
koi tainu v yaad karda hai,
k aive hi apna waqt guwaun lagga?

MERI ARDAAS HAI SACCHE RAB AGGEY,
SAB NU PYAR DA MUH DIKHAI RABBA,
HUN HOR VICCHORA NAHI SEH HUNDA,
KITE MERA V YAAR MILAI RABBA,
PREMI HUNDE NE ROOP RABB DA,
SEH SAKDE NA EH JUDAI RABBA!!!!

santa:Mainu disco dance wich 1st prize milea..
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Banta: Yaar tenu te dance nahi c Aanda..??
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Santa: Yaar mainu Stage te Mirgi da daura pai gaya c...

BHAVE AGLE DI NEET BADBEET HOVE,
OH SOHNIYA SAJNAYARRI TA LAYIYE,
JE KAR TORH(AT ANY COST) NIBAUN DI NEET HOVE..

Lao v mitro,kotiya te rajaiya nu karo maaf, cooler te A.C kar lo saaf, par subha vich rakhio narmi, hun bina nahae gal ni ban ni, mere valo saria nu happy garmi

Aankhiya jarokhe vich di,Dil De vehre aa sajna,Mohabaat hai anmol as jag utte, Puchda kato Pa sajna,
sare gama Nu Bhul Jawa Mein,Koi Asa Geet Suna Sajna,
Hasdiya Nu milde Ne Sare,Tu Rondiya nu gal La Sajna,
Mil Ke Asi Juda Ni hona, Aaj Asi Soh Tu Kha Sajna...

Ek waari ek baba bus wich ek kuri nu jappi pa lenda h..

Kuri kehendi h wat r u doing..?

Baba kehnda h "kismat de naal milda kamliye pyaar buzurga da..''

sohne shisya kismat buland teri,
Sohne dekh ke tainu ghamand karde,
Asi RAB nu keha sanu sohna bana de,
RABB kehnada hun sohne banane hi band kar te!

Punjabi's Teacher: Dekho bacho ek sundar ladki road par ja rahi hai, ise punjabi me convert karo.......

Student: Oye Kanjro O vekho
"Pataaka"

Bukan Wich Nahi Pani Rehnda

Jad Badal Meeh Varsaunde Ne

AKSAR Dhokha De Jande

Jehre Bahuta Pyar Jataunde Ne

Mere Rabba Uhna Nu v Kade Dard Da Ehsass Hove,
Chahe Na Aaun Kade, Par Kade ta Aaun Di Aas Hove,
Uhna Nu V Pata Lage Ki Judai Vich Kive jiya Janda Hai,
Ek Aisa Zakham Rabba Uhna De V Pass Hove.

Jatt asking his parrot-ganga ram,Churi khani ae? Parrot-teri maa ne salya Pehlan mirchan khwa khwa ke bvaseer karati hun churi kawa ke sugar karani e.

Ishq Jis Passe Apni Nigah Kar Gaya,
Mehal Hove Ya khulli Tabah Kar Gaya,
As Ishq ne Wadde Wadde THag Laye,
Is Ishq To Tohba Khuda Kar Gaya.

Milan nu jindgi vich log hajar milde ne,bau dushman te bau yaar milde ne,kde nafrat te kde pyar milde ne,par kismat valeyan nu hi TUHADE VARGE yaar milde ne.

Rabba Dita J Husn Sohneya Nu,
Ditiya Nal Magruriya Ne,
Pehla Patt K Begane Putta Nu,
Pher Langdiya Watt K Ghuriya Ne,
Yarri Laun To Badd yeh Den Dhokha,
DAGABAZZ Majjajna Puriya ne.

Hass hass ke kattni zindagi yaaran de naal,dil la ke rakna bahaara de nal, ki hoya je asi pooja path nhi karde sadi yari h rab varge DOST de naal.

Mother: main jithe v paise rkhdi ha, a munda sare chuk lainda a, Hun dso main paise kithe rkha? Father: knjr di kitab ch rkhde, jma ni hth launda.

TUSSI BARY GREAT OO
RASGULY DI PLATE O
COCK DA CREAT O
ANDY DA AMLATE O
PAWAIN JO WI O
TUSSI BARAY GREAT O
HAHAHA