Most Shared Riddles Wishes and Status Messages

Sawal hai Jawab jarur dena, Wo kya Cheez hai Jo Saal me Ek baar,
Mahine me 2 baar,
Hafte me 4 baar,
aur Din me 6 baar aati hai.

Wo kon si cheez hai? jis ko
agar zameen pe painko to nahi tootti,
Lekin agar pani mein painko to toot jati hai.

Andhay ki Bewi ko bahra Bhaga kai lai gaya.
Aur Goongay nai dekh liya
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Ab goonga andhay ko kaisay bataye
ki bahra us ki bewi bhaga kE lai gaya ?

Its Challenge for u Ans it ?

Agar dimag h to ans do,Ek ladka ek Ladki ke Pas se Gujrte samay bola.1191919,135?Ladki boli, 1415.Un dono me kya baat hui.It is Challeng for you .Reply now

X is important than LOVE. X is imposible 4 GOD. X is above GOD. If u eat X u'll die. X is 7 letter word. If u r genius tell me what is X...?

EK SWAL JO karde apki neand kharab, SADI ke pehle ladki ka baap dulhe ko kya deta hai jo sadi ke baad wapas le leta hai. DIMAG HO BTAO give me answer.

X is imposible for God, X is above God, If u eat X u will die, rich needs X, poor has X , X is a 7 letter word Reply if u r genius. What is X?

Hai
Smart
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raha
padh
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Confused??.Ab msg Niche se upar padho.

1 sawal jo apki nind uda de,dimag he to javab do: wo kya chiz hai jo saal me1bar mahine me2 bar hafte me4 bar or din me 6bar ati hai? Its A challenge..

Dimag Hai To Jawab do,Konsa kam Hai Jo 1 GENTS Apni Puri Zindgi Me 1Bar karta hE,Par Wahi kaam 1 LADIES Roz karti Hai?.{soch k answr de dena) ITS challenge.

100 ke chutte karo jisme 10 ka note na ho. aur note sirf das ho. agar smart ho to rpy karna. no rpl means no smartness

This is a secret msg send only for you, try to solve what it means:

LISTEN - TL + MAD - SEN + ICE - CEAD + SUCCESS + YES - CUE + OUT - TESCS.

GIVE ME THE ANSWER IF YOU KNOW

Answer= I MISS YOU

dimag ho to jawab do…….
ek langde admi ne andhe ki biwi ko kidnap kar lia
usko gunge ne dekh lia
ab batao ki gunga andhe ko kaise bataega….

Choose any soap..
i'l tel ur nature..
1.lux
2.hamam
3.pears
4.lifeboy
5.margo
6.dettol
7.liril
8.dove
9.medimix
10.vivel

rply mst..m waiting!

A ki Biwi B,
B ki Bhabhi C,
C ki beti V,
V ka dada G
G ki biwi K,
K ki beti T,
To batao 'A' or 'T'
ka kya rista hai? Bolo bolo???think 4 it.socho n rply.

Dimag hay To Jawab do:-
Tumhare Bhai Ki Bhabhi Ki
Saas Ke Bhai Ki Biwi Ki Saas
Ke Pati Ke Jamai Ke Pote Ki
Maa Ki Nanand Ka Bhai Apka kaun???
Answer=Tumare Daddy…(Papa

Wo Kon C Sabzi Hai jiska pahla Lafz Kat De To 1 kimti Cheeze Ka Naam OR Last kat De TO Sweet DISH OR dono kat dai to 1 Ladki ka naam ban jata hai?

Ques: Kisi LADKI ka naam batao jisme A, E, I, O, U, na ho ! Give me ans. I am waiting.

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Ab edit mein jaake 7&9 ko delete karo ek sach dikhega.

This is a smart test, try 2 solve it

R+CAT+SHOW-RAT+SUN-CHOSE+MOON+I-NOON+GOAL+T-GOAT-U+E

Send answer if u r a genius.
It's only 1 word.
Solve and reply


Answer = SMILE :)

If you remove the second letter,
It is everywhere!

Guess what ???!


HAIR

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Answer : CHAIR

What happens when the earth turn 30 times faster?...You get your salary every day and all women bleed dead!!!

Twxumxhzaxzrzxzzaxtiwxxzmwxwwezz kzhwxzawxrzwaxxbkzawrnxwzaztwzxhza kwxzawrxdiwxzyxwa Is sms main se W X or Z cut karo aik V.I.P SmS milega

Hi Had Ur Dinner?
Den Go 2 Bed Fast
Because Something Is Waiting 4 U
Do U Know What Is That..?

R u Fed Up With 4Ward Msgs..Read This One 'erac ekat' 'etin dug' 'zmrd teews' 'llew peels' Dis Is Not a Fwd Msg..This Is a Bckwd Msg..

boy and girl going in bus larki bus sa utri aur apna number diya
''2472742''.larka na name poucha to larki bole number ma he name hai guess her name

Angrez Darwaza kholne ko Hindi me kaise kahega...
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U dnt kw......?
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Mai btati hu......

Wo kahega "THERE WAS A COLD DAY."

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Say ten times khud smjh aa jyega.

Select any pair of Alphabets
Then ill tell you ke aap kis tarha ki mohabat karte hai....,.
MM ??
FF ??
CC ??
AA ??
ZZ ??
SS ??
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Answer

MM...Time pas.
FF...Romantic.
CC...Just Friendship.
AA..Sachi Mohobbat karte ho.
ZZ...Dhoka Dete ho.
SS...Itni Ziyada k Shadi karny ki Planing hai.

When swimming is good for the development of our arms and legs, why do fish not have arms and legs........

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CONFUSED????
Turn ur phone upside down & read again.. :-)