When a store is open 24 hours a day and 365 days a year, why is there a lock on the door ?
Why did the statue of liberty have to be a woman?The head had to be hollow to make a restaurant in it!
What whish would stars make when they saw falling people.
Why is a false eye made of glass?.....To look through.
Who invented milking cows and what did he think when he started doing it ?
Why does beer contain female hormones ? ... When you drink too much of it, you cannot say anything sensible any more, you start to nag and you are no longer able to drive a car.
It has 50 teeth and it holds back or stops a terrible monster? ................... My fly!
When do you know you are overweight? .... When you are sunbathing on the beach and a Greenpeace-activist tries to roll you back into the sea.
Why did God create the man first and only afterwards the woman? .... To give him the chance to enjoy heaven on earth for just a few moments.
Why are men like sperm cells? ...... Only one out of a million is useful.
Why are men happy when they finish a puzzle in two months time..... Because the box says : 3 till 5 years.
What happens when you got scared twice half-dead ?
Why are men like snails? ..... They have horns, they slobber and they trudge along, and above all, they think the house is theirs.
When a schizophrenic threatens to commit suicide are we talking of hostageship?
What happens when a man is in the water up till his navel ? ...... That is beyond his comprehension.
What is the velocity of the darkness ?
Why do have so many men a beer gut? ..... Than at least an unemployed dwarf has a roof over his head.
Why do fortune-tellers first ask your name?
The ressemblance of a man and a cup of coffee? ..... They both get on the nerve.
How do you know when you run out of invisible ink ?
When you strangle a smurf, what colour does he get ?
What do the military do in a civil war ?
Why are there so many Smiths in the phone book? They all have a phone!
What is more easy for a man to make, a boy or a girl ? ...........a girl.....there is an example in front of him
What happens when the earth turn 30 times faster?...You get your salary every day and all women bleed dead!!!
What do sheep count when they want to sleep ?
when is a man worth some money??................When he pushes a trolley
What does a butterfly feel when he is in love?
Why does a nun never wears a bra ? ............ God supports everything...
If a pen is mightier than a sword and a photo more powerful than a thousand words, how dangerous –can a fax be ?
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