Sejan... Wishes Collection - Page 6

in the year 2012.....it will be RAJ-NI KA-ANT !!!

Rajinikanth once ordered a plate of idli in McDonald's, and got it.
i m loving it...
mind it..

rajnikanth's bath tub is bigger than a DAM...

Its a fact tat wen a baby is born, doctors slap its face 2 make it start breathing. Rare & xceptional cases lik urs, wen rajni was born doctor slaped himself...

rajnikanth bought a JCB machine
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roger federer : ask me anything about tennis
i know everything

Rajnikant: in that case
tell me how many holes arre there in the net
...Federer unconcious:
MIND IT

y do u think the britishers were able to rule over india for so many years??

coz rajnikant wasnt born in india til then

When Rajinikanth does push-ups, he isn’t lifting himself up. He is pushing the earth down.................:)

Micheal Jordan to Rajini: I can spin a ball on my finger for over two hours. Can you?
Rajnikanth:Hey Rascala; how do you think the earth spins! hunn?

a beggar was singing a song rajnikant liked it he gave him his gold chain ????????

tdy he is known as BAPPI LEHRI.

Once rajni broke a chair......he dont have money to buy a new one...so he try his spit on chair to join....now his spit is famous and we all call it "FEVIQUICK"

Why Alexander alias Sikandar defeat the world?
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...Rajnikant was not born on that time.

Next year u cn buy a pendrive of 1RB,

1 RB means

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1 Rajni byte. (unlimited Storage)

Charlie Chaplin died laughing at a Rajnikanth joke....

Tsunami occurs when
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Rajni flushes his toilet.

Ab 50 ke Recharge pe 9999 ka Talktime,
80 yrs ka ki Validitiy. All Calls 0.01p/Hr.
5 lac sms Free. No Roaming Charge. For more Detail go to.
www.ja-tu-apna-tower-khud-lagale.com

Rajnikanth is so fast that he can lock a drawer and actually throw the key inside before it locks!!!

All the fast bikes from yamaha company are named asR1, R15, R6, Rx100, Rx125, Rx135, Rx350, Rd, Rxz...Bt do u know what R stands for?.Its RAJNIKANTH.

Kalu found his internet connection very slow & download speed very low. He installed wallpaper of Rajnikant. Now He is enjoying 3G......!

rajinikanth can take a medicinal dose after going to sleep and can set an alarm before waking up..

RAJNI killed a person in australia

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via "BLUETOOTH"

Once rajni goes for CA (CPT) exams...
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Fail ho gaya.. CA he majak koi he..
Rajni ho ya ghajini
Sabki CA me bajni..
CA rocks

Once Rajni goes for CA Income tax xam...

The answer he give in xam is became next year Tax rules... wana rascalla mind it....

Santa & Banta playin chess... Santa:chal yaar...ab band karte hain...... Banta:haan thik he...vaise bhi mera ek haati aur tera ek ghoda hi to bacha he!

Santa hospital mein ek nurse se kehta hai i love u,tumne mera dil chura liya,Nurse Sharmakar:chal juthe dil ko to haath bhi nahi lagaya humne to kidney churayi hai..

Santa - Bachpan me maa ki baat suni hoti to aaj ye din na dekhna padta. JUDGE - Kya kehti thi maa? Santa - Jab baat hi nahi suni toh kaise bataun kya kehti thi.

Rajnikanth and Superman once had arm wrestled and the loser had to wear his Underwear over his pants... We all know who won..!!

Nokia is expected 2 launch "Rajni" series in 2011.
With 10 sims at a time.. 500 GB memory.
320 M.pixels camera.
TV, Fridge,AC & Car in one mobile.

THINK WHAT WOULD HAVE HAPPENED IF RAJANI WAS BORN 100 YEARS AGO??
THE BRITISH WOULD HAVE FOUGHT FOR THEIR INDEPENDENCE.

RAJANIKANTH WOKE UP ONE DAY AND DECIDED TO SHARE ONE PERCENT OF HIS KNOWLEDGE WITH THE WORLD. THUS...GOOGLE WAS BORN!!