Sejan... Wishes Collection - Page 9

Bank Robber Bank me Sher farmata hai...
Arz hai Takdir me jo hai vahi Milega,
wah Wah
Takdir me jo hai vahi Milega,
HandsUp, Koi apni Jagah se nahi Hilega.

Prakriti se Sundar Prakriti ki Bahar hai,
Payal se Sundar Payal ki Jhankar hai,
Log kahte hai aap Sunder hai,
Par aapse Sunder aapka Yaar hai.

Assi b Smart, Tussi b Smart,
Sadda Nature b Cool, Twadda b Cool,
Assi b Cute, Tussi b Cute,
bas 1 chota sa Fark hai,
Assi Dil se Saaf, Tussi Dimag se Saaf.

Beta - "Apki Love Marriage hui thi na."
Papa - "ha par tumhe kaise pata."
Beta - "Apki Shadi aur meri Date of Birth me sirf 4 mahine ka Farq hai

A apun ko tere sath SMS ka Dandha band karne ka hai,
Kya hai ki apun ki Kanjoos se banti nahi,
agar Compromise karna hai to 2-4 SMS kar,
warna Dandha Khallas.

Arz kiya hai Pet kharab hai to Golgappe kaise khaoge,
wah wah Gaur Farmaiye
Pet kharab hai to Golgappe kaise khaoge,
Tum to thehre Pardesi sath kya Nibhaoge.

Agar mere msg se aap Pareshan ho aur Gussa bhi ata ho to aap 1 Jhadu 1 Chappal aur 1 Danda lekar apne Sir pe mar lo qki hum nahi Sudhrenge.

Nikle jab ansu uski Ankho se,
Dil karta hai sari Duniya jala du,
Phir Sochta hu honge Duniya me uske bhi apne,
Kahin anjane me use aur na Rula du.

Unke Pyar se Gila nahi Mujhako,
Kya hua jo Kuch mila nahi Mujhako,
Fir Dua karenge unke liye hum,
Unko wo mil jaye jo mila nahi Mujhako.

Don't make life too Stressfull.
Always find Time & reason to Laugh,
coz it may not add years to Your life,
But surly adds more life to your years.

Jab aap kisi ko Khuda se Mango, aur woh aapko na mile toh Samaj jana ki aapko Khuda se koi aur mang raha hai.
Think Positive.

Har kadam pe aapka Ehsas Chahiye,
Mujhe aap ka Saath apne paas chahiye,
Khuda bhi Ro pade humari Judai par,
Aisi ye Dosti kuch khaas Chahiye.

Love is a Debit Card,
Life is a Credit Card,
Wife is a Visa Card,
Lover is a ATM Card,
bt Friendship is a Golden Card.
Keep it Safe.

Ulfat ke is Mod pe aisa waqt aya hai,
Zakham Dil ka Dard Ziban pe aya hai,
Nahi roye the jo kabhi Kanto ki chubhan se,
Unhe aaj Phulo ki Khusbu ne Rulaya hai.

Zindagi me 4 baate jo aapka sath nahi chodegi,
1. Dil ki Dharkan.
2. Parchai.
3. Knowledge &
4. Usse Rista jiska aap SMS pad rahe ho.

Hamesha apne Rab se wo mango jo aapki Kismat me hai, wo nahi jo aap Chahte ho.
Kuyn ki ho sakta hai aapki Khwahish kam ho or aapki Kismat me Zyada likha ho.

Bina jane kabhi Ikrar na Kijiye,
Muskura kar Dil ko Bekarar na Kijiye,
Kabhi - Kabhi Gulab bhi de jate hai Jakham Gahra,
Har Gulab pe Etbar na Kijiye.

Humare har Sabad me Arth hota hai,
Har Arth me Tark hota hai,
Sub kahte hai ki hum Haste bahut hai,
Magar Hasne walo ke Dil me bhi to Dard hota hai.

Chal SMS-SMS khelte hai....
Pehle tu SMS kar,
Phir tu kar,
Vapis tu kar,
Fir se tu kar,
Vapis 1 bar or tu kar,
Or 1 last bar tu kar,
Bas aaj itna hi. Kal call-call khelen

PJ4 Summer:
Garmi ka Mosam hai, ayegi ab Keri (Kacha aam)
Wah wah
Garmi ka Mosam hai, ayegi ab Keri (Kacha aam)
Main Barish kar du Paise ki jo tu ho jaye meri.
Wah wah

Killer Shayri :
Tumhari adaoo pe main Wari Wari
wah Wah
Tumhari adaoo pe main Wari Wari...
Dail 139 for Railway Enquiry.
Wah wah

Police to Santa : "Tumhara Dost kaise mara?"
Santa : "O ji Mai kuch nahi janta, Usne to yehi kaha tha-Mere Pat me Chuhe kud rahe hai. to Mene use Chuhe Mar

Santa ki Beti : "Papa kal Ghar me se 1 Member kam ho jayega."
Nxt Day Santa ki Beti bhag gayi.
Santa : "Ladki ne kaam to Galat kiya lekin thi wo Jyotishi.&

Wo kah gayi mera Intazar mat karna,
Me kahu to bhi mear aitbar mat karna,
Ye bhi kaha ki Mujhe Pyar nahi tumse,
aur ye bhi kah gayi ki Kisi aur se Pyar mat karna.

Kismat jo tuti Dil ke tar tut gaye,
Tum jo ruthe sare Sapne bhi tut gaye,
Baki rah gaye khazane me 2 Ansu,
Yaad teri ayi to wo bhi loot gaye.

Jiwan ke kanto bhare raste me kon aapka sath dega...?
Mummy/Papa..?
.No.
Husband/Wife..?
.No.
Friends..?
.No.
arre yaar ye koi nahi.
Kewal or kewal aapki "CHAPPALE"......!

Real Love Song :
Bazigar oo Bazigar, apni Mummy ko razi kar,
Ooo tune dil mera toda, Maine Fevicol se joda,
Mere Fevicol ke paise to vapis kar....!

Bol Dost tujhe aaj kya Uphaur du,
Dosti chahiye ya jaan vaar du,
Bike, Jeep, Ferrari ya Plane du,
Bas itne se hi kaam chal jayega ya 5-7 guppe or maar du.

Sharad Pawar,
Sonia Gandhi,
Raj Thakrey,
Lalu,
Amarsingh,
Paswan,
Mayawati,
Mulayam
1 Boat me ja rahe the...
or Boat doob gayi, Batao kaun bacha..?
.
ANS : Humara Desh...!

Doctor-"Kamjori hai, Fruite khaya karo chilke sahit."
after 1 hour,,,
Santa-"Mere Pet me Dard ho raha hai."
Doctor-"Kya khaya tha..?"
Santa-"Nariyal chilke sahit...."