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64 Wishes in Collection
Santa ek mobile bechane wale se larai kar raha tha
Logon ne puchha kya huva
Santa: Mene mobile kharida to bola tha mobile me lock bhi h, Ab ye tala, chhabi kuch nahi de raha
Yovan ki chhalkata Jaam ho tum
Barish me bhigi shaam ho tum
Sangeet me dube sangeetkar ki surili taan ho tum
Mere hoton ki muskan ho tum
Ho na ho mere punya karmo ka presad ho tum
Santa: Mere panv me khujali aa rahi hai
Jyotishi: videsh yatra ka yog h
S: Hath me
J: Paise aane ka yog h
S: Pet me
J: Swadisht bhojan ka yog h
S: Mathe pe
J: Abe khujale doctor ke pass ja mere pass kyon aaya h
Jab do Dilo ki mulakat hoti hai
To Pyar ki Shuruat hoti hai
Lekin jab shaadi hoti hai
To Sachhe pyar ki pahchan hoti hai
Santa: Biscuit ka packet kharid kar do barabar- barabar tor raha tha
puchha kyon
Santa: Pretto ne bola tha 50- 50 Biscuit lane hai
Santa: Kal maine Hinjaro ke Raja ko dekha tha
Banta: Kahan, kya naam hai
Santa:Yuvraj Singh, Sab usko angreji me bol rahe the, SIXER KING
Hum Tum
Jaise Idli Sambhar
Jaise Ras Malai
Jaise Pav Bhaji
Jaise Diya Batti
Dono ek duje ke liye bane hai
Dono ek dusare ke bina adhure hai
Dono hamesh ek sath hi achhe lagate hai
Banta: Ek Uncle Chips ka pura packet kha leta hai
Khane ke baad sochata hai
Ad me to Bol rahe the ki lips bolenge lekin
Mere to Hips bol rahen hai
Banta: Tum Cricket dekhate ho
Santa: Han
Banta: Kisi Mahila Cricket Player ka naam batao
Santa: Simple, Mahila Jayewardane
Santa joins as accountant
Wo Pen ke sath scissors bhi le jata hai
pucha kyon
Santa: Mujhe Cheque bhi to Katane hai
Jab pray ne li Angarai
To dil me baji Hhehanai
Lekin jab aayi Judaai
To khalne lagi Tanhai
Tab samajh me aayi pyar ki Gaharai
Jyoitishi: Tere upper shani ki dash hai 1100/ do, dasha hata dunga
Banta: Mere pass nahi hai
Jyotishi: To 101/ de do
Banta: Nahi hai
Jyotishi: 11/ de do
Banta: Abhi to nahi hai
Jyotishi: phir chinta mat karo Rahu Ketu Shani tino milkar bhi tumhara kya bigaar lenge
Preeto: me bahar ja rahi hun aapke liyer coocker me khichari set kar di hai, 2 2 siti laga kar kha lena.
Santa: Muhn se 2 siti laga kar coocker kholta hai aur bolta hai lagata aaj usne mujhe oollu bana diya
Santa goes for railway reservation
Santa: Mera AC chair car ka reservation kar dena
Railwayman: Seat nahi hai
Santa: Aap reservation kare seat ki chinta na kare, ek kursi me ghar se le lunga.
Banta to Santa: Tumhaare income ka source kya hai
Santa: Maine apne upper ka portion kisi ko rahane kiraye par diya hai
Banta:kamaal hai wo pure din tumaher upper kaise rahata hai
Mana ki wo humse naaraj h
Lekin ye raaj hum bataye kaise
Dil ka hall sunaye kaise
Hume to pyar hai unki naarajagi se
hum unko manaye kaise
Santa: Kahan se bol rahe ho?
Banta: Mobile se.
Santa: Main puchh raha hun konsi jaga se bol rahe ho.
Banta: Muhn se bol raha hun.
Santa Delhi se Meerut ja raha hota hai
Suddenly Santa bolta hai: Jaldi chalao, fast nahi to hame kachhe raste se jana parega
Driver: Kyon
Santa: are bewkoof padha nahi, Ye sarak to Haridwar jaane wali hai, pata nahi kabh chali jaye
Banta Bank Manager se
Mera Loan pass kar do
Manager: Is file per wajan nahi hai
Banta: Apna joota rakh deta hai, aur poochhata hai mera loan pass ho jayega
Pappu: Papa Iron kyon kar rahe ho
Santa: Iron karne se salwat nikal jaate hain
Pappu: Phir to bahoo achha Papa main Dadaji ke Gaal ke salwat nikaal dunga
Banta: yaar me kal Bitch per ghoomane gaya tha.
Santa: Ajib baat hai, tu kutti per baith kar ghoomane gaya phir bhi usne katta nahi
Palakon main bithaya
Sonso main samaya
Dil main basaya
Gulab se sajaya
Phir bhi sirf saat janmo ke liya paya
Santa: kal mera sher se saamna ho gaya
Banta: Phir kay hua
Santa: maine TV band kar di
Banta: Kyon vo to TV Main tha na
Santa: Ye to main samajhata hun, us jaanvar ko kya pata TV h isase bahar nahi nikalte
Dhoop ho ya chaanv ho bas teri hi pyas hai
Din ho ya raat ho bas teri hi yaad hai
Allah ho ya Ram ho bas teri hi fariyaad hai
Subah ho shaam ho bas tujh se hi dua salaam hai
Santa: Office Chal rahe ho kya?
Banta: tu chal main naha dho kar aaya
Santa: Kamaal hai, tu ab dhone jayega, main to potty jata hun tabhi dho leta hun
Santa: Dudh ke saath do roti kha raha tha
guess why?
kyonki Doctor ne kaha tha halka khana lena hai jaise Dudh, Double Roti
Banta Joins Ad Company
Santa: Mere Father ka dehant ho gaya akhbaar me Shok Sandesh dena hai
Banta: Aap Hindustan Kesari me de. isme abhi 1 +1 scheme hai. Aap ke father ke sath aapka free chhap denge
Banta: Aao Chess Khelen
Santa: Mujhe Chess Nahi Aati
Banta: Main Sikha dunga isme Hathi, Ghore Oont khane hai
Santa: Phir to main bilkul nahi khelunga kyonki main shaakahari hun.