Vinod Wishes Collection

Father: Exam me kitne no. aaye
Santa: 1 nahi aaya, baaki pure aaye hai
Father: Saabas, 99 no laya hai mera beta
Santa: Nahi maine kaha 100 me se 1 nahi aaya, 00 aaye hai

Santa: Sote waqt scale lekar soya
Banta:Tum scale kyon lekar soye
Santa: me dekhna chaahat hu ki mein kitna lamba sota hun

Santa bank gaya, wanha likha tha sone par loan milata hai.

Santa wanhi so gaya aur pucha 1 raat sone par kitna loan milega

Prito: Mere hont bahut phat gaye hai, kuch lagane ke liye la dena

Santa: lo tumhare phate hoton ko jorane ke liye Fevicoal laya hun

Santa (Security Incharge) Pran ko jane diya lekin amitabh ko rok liya
Amitabh ne puchha kyon?
Santa: Raghukool reet sada chali aayi Pran jaye par Bachan na jaye

Santa: Mujhe aaj tumhari aanguliyan katani paregi
Wife: Kyon?
Santa: Pappu kah raha tha Lady Finger ki sabji khani hai.

Mother: Santa Tum 18 Years ki larki dekhar Shadi karlo
Santa: 2 bahu lekar ghar aata hai
Mother: Kya hua?
Santa: 18 ki mili nahi to 9 - 9 ki 2 se shadi karli

Santa: Tarbooj kaise diye
Fruitwala: 20 per Kg
Santa: Mahnge hai
Fruitwala: Lekin guarantee se mithe hai
Santa: 1 Tarnook kharid kar bolta hai ab iska guarantee card de do

Santa: Sabse bari durghatna kya ho sakti hai
Banta: Agar koi potty dhone ke dibbe me Tejab dal de

Santa: Very Tasty, Aaj to tumhare ghar kheer kha kar majja aa gaya

Banta: Agar Billi muhn nahi marti to Kheer aur bhi achhi banti

Rom Rom me tum saji ho
Dil me mere tum basi ho
Tere bina har khushi aduri
Kyonki tum ho mere jivan ke dhuri

Sann sann bahati Hawa se pucha kahan hai mera yaar
Kal kal karte Paani se pucha kahin dekha hai mera pyar
Tabhi Dil se ayee awaaj me to yahan hun meri Jaan

Santa: Mujhe kamjori mehsoos ho rahi hai
Banta: Tum bharpoor desi ghee khao
1- 2 din baad
Banta: ab kaise ho
Santa: Waise hi hoon, Bharpoor Brand ka koi ghee aata hi nahi

Santa: Office jate waqt Rumal, Chasma & Mobile bhool gaya
Niche se wife ko bala de do
Wife ne Chasma phenka toot gaya, Mobile phenka toot gaya

Santa: Tum rahne do me rumaal lene upper hi aa raha hun

Santa: RIM ka connection lene gaya
Call rate bataye
1 pase per sec.
50 paise per min.
1 rupee per 3 min.
Santa: 1 rupee wala hi sahi hai roj khulle kahan se launga

Santa galati se Sansad me chala gaya wanha upper kursi pe baithe huye se pucha

Tum kaun ho ho?
usne jawab diya : ME Speaker hun
Santa: jor se bola, to phir me Loud Speaker hun

Santa: Bakri se door bhag raha tha
Banta: Bhag kyon rahe ho
Santa: Mere Papa ne kaha tha mere dimag me bhoosa bhara hai, soch raha hun kahin ye kha na jaye

Banta: Me naya FM Radio laya hun ye chalata bahut achha hai
Santa: Abe ghonchu, mujhe bewakoof mat bana, ye chalega kaise iske to panv hi nahi hai

Santa tapasya karta hai

Bhagwan: var mango vats
Santa: Ye kya kiya aapne, me to vadhu ke liye tapsya kar raha tha

Phool aap ke liye Kante Hamare liye
Sarak aap ke liye Gadde hamare liye
Shahad aap ke liye Karela hamre liye
Hum aap ke liye Aap humare liye

Santa: Agar Bhagwan tumhe 1 wish de or Paise or akl me 1 leno ho to tu kya le.
Banta: Isme puchhna kya hai me Akl lunga
Santa: Achha jiske pass jo cheej nahi ho wohi lena chahiye

Banta: Ek sar dard ki goli dena

Santa Chemist: Thora sochane ke baad, Sar dard hone ki to koi goli nahi aati

Santa: Upperwale ki daya se teen larkiyon ke baad mere larka hua hai
Banta: Yaar tumhare upper kaun rahata hai

Santa Mobile Shop me : 1 Memory card Daal dena
Shopkeeper Man: Mobile Dena
Santa: Mobile me nahi meri hi yaadast kamjor hai mere dimaag me daal do

Dekhi hame kai Sitare
Tum sa na dekha
Dekhe humne kai Najare
Tum sa na dekha
Bhool gai hum apne Hasti
JAb se dekhi teri Masti

Phool ho to Gulab jaisa
Jivan ho to Sher jaisa
Maut ho to Shahid jaisi
Nasib ho to Hamre jaisa
kyonki hamare sath hai
Bibi ho to tumhare jaisi

Santa: 1 Kg Pakora dena
Halwai ne jaise hi tel me garm karke nikala
Santa: Abe kanjoos, Pani me dho ke de raha hai, kuch surf saboon to dal deta

Doctor: Kamjori hai fruit khaya karo chhilke sahit
After one hour
Santa: Mera pet dard ho raha hai
Doctor: kya khaya tha
Santa: Nariyal chhilka sahi

Ek adami santa se 1 Kg laddu lene aata hai
Adam: Isme to chinti hai
Santa: Aap naaraj na ho, aapko laddo pure 1 Kg dunga, chinti jitana weight extra de dunga

Santa Bus me ja raha tha ek laraki se takragaya
Larki boli: Thappar khana hai
Santa: MEra to pet bhara hua hai, Aap kisi aur se puchh le