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1901 Wishes in Collection
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Life Mein Chahe Kitna Bhi
Dukh Miley, Gham Miley
Apne Aansu Behh Jane Dena
Rokna Mat
Kyun K
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Ruke Huey Paani Mein
DENGUE K Machar Paida
Hote Hyn =P =D
So Here's
How MATH Class Works !!
What We Learn In Class:
'' 1 + 1 ''
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Homework:
'' -55x + 47x ''
Exam:
'' 39048240x^2(3454x + 84) + 8343x(x - 454)(354 - x) ''
What Hurts More Than
Losing A Loved 0ne ? ?
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Solving The Final Accounts
And
Then Finding That Your
Balance Sheet Doesn't Tally
Pick Up Line -
I Heard
You Are Good In
Algebra . . . !!!
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Can You Please
Replace My 'X'
Without Asking 'Y' ...
Branded Shayari
If I Was Nike ?
And You Were Mcdonalds
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(Wah Wah)
If I Was Nike ?
And You Were Mcdonalds
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Baby I'll Be Doing It
And You'll Be Loving It!!
I Read
"Harry Potter And The Deathly
Hallows"
Yesterday In 2 Hours,
...I know
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It's 0nly 6 Words
But
I Was Really Proud 0f
Myself . . .
A Guy Searching These
Keywords On Google
"How To Have A
Free Dinner At A 5 Star Hotel"
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Google Search Result
"Pakistani Lagty Ho .
Girl: "How Much Do You Love Me?"
Boy: "Look At The Sky And Count The Stars."
Girl: "But, It's Daytime..."
Boy: "Haha, Exactly."
I finaly realized
That
Cutting people from my life
doesn't mean
'I Hate Them'
...It simply means
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I Respect Me ... =P =D
A t T i T u D e
P e R s 0 n I f I e D
A Fact Of Life...
Male Criteria For Life Partner
They Expect Their Women To Look Like Miss Universe
&
Work Like
'Massi' (MAID):
Anay Wali Eid Ul Fiter Mubarak Ho...
Allah Kare Ye Apki Akhri Eid Ho.
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.Wife / Husband K Begair Yar ..
Aameen
Thought Going To PARIS Wid
WIFE Is Just Like
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Going To 5star Hotel Wid Ur
Own CHAPPATIS In Tiffin Box!
Q: Why Do We See
"Ye Sab Maa Ki Dua Hy"
Written On Truck n Buses .. ?
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Because
CIVICs n C0R0LLAs Are Usually
The Result 0F
"Baap Ka Paisa"
Dear Chocolate Bar,
Please Lose Some Calories
So I Can Enjoy You Without
Guilt. . . =P
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Sincerely,
My Fatties.
Ek Admi Ka Hont Jala Huwa Tha.
Kisi Ne Poocha Kese Jala?
Admi Bola.
Wife Ko Chorne Station Gaya Tha.
Khushi K Mare Train K Enjine Ko Choom Liya Tha...
Facebook
Is Now Like Home,
If You Don't Come Back In
24 Hrs
It Means
...You Are Either Lost, Dead,
Sick 0r Had An Accident ...
Plz, Help A Boy Who Urgently Needs..
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1-A Honda Accord
2-An I-Pod
3-A Laptop
4-A Trip 2 Singapore
5-US ?1000000
Plz, Help HIM..!
Suppose You Are Beautiful
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Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
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Kamal Krtay Ho Panday G :-)
A Health Tip:
Girlfriend Ke Hoto Pe
Honey Laga Ke Kis Kia Jaye Toh Gulab Jamun Ka Tast Aaega
Or
Khansi B Thik Ho Jayegi
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DR. IMRAN Hasmi,,,
!!~ Advice For Boy ~!!
Never Date A GIRL
Whose Father Calls Her
"PRINCESS"
...Chances Are...
She Believes It. . .
!!~ Advice For All Girls ~!!
If A Girl Ever Steals Your
MAN,
There Is No Better Revenge
...Than To Let Her Keep Him...
REAL MEN Can't Be
Stolen . . . ^_-
Kid To Mama In Washro0m!!
Kid: Mama Krlia Dhuladein
Mama: Ullu K Pathey Khud Dho
Kid: Jb Dhula Nahi Sakte To Khilate Q Hooooo..?
Apney Haq K Liye "Bol" :-)