PAGALPANTI Wishes Collection - Page 23

Be waqt dastak dete ha hum
Shikayat karne ka pura hak dete h hum
Nafrat b unki khushi se kabul karte ha hum
Jinhe dil se apna dost kahte ha hum

Rab Se Saccha Koi Ho Nhi Sakta.
Apse Accha Koi Ho Nhi Sakta.
Apka Sath Hmare Nasib Me He To
Hmare Nasib Se Accha Kisi or Ka Nasib Ho Nhi Sakta.

Woh Humse Baat Nahi Karte To N Kare,
Haal Sara Unke Dil Ka Suna Deti He Ankhe,
Gum Sada Rehta Nahi Aadmi Ke Saath,
Ashk Bana Ke
Chalka Deti He Aankhe

Mohbat Jinhe Ho Gyi Ho KisiSe
Wo Kisi Or Ka Nam Kb Sochte H
Jo Chalte H Talwar Ki Dhar Pe
Wo Mohbat Ka Anjam Kb Sochte H

Santa: Hamare Desh Ki Aausat Mrityu Dar Kya H?
Banta: 100%.
Santa: Kaise?
Banta: Jo Paida Hota H, Wo Mar Hi Jata H.

Doli Unki Saji Hai Fulon Se

Zanaza Mera Bhi Sanvar Ne Laga Hai

Jaldi Hata Do Unhe Maiyat Se Meri

Dil Unka Bhi Ab To Dhadakne Laga Hai

Zindagi Faili Hai Charo Aur
Par Kyon Mujhe Nazar Nahi Aati
Log Kehte Hai Hum Tere Dost Hai
Par Q Mujhe Dosti Nazar Nahi Aati

Dard Hasi Me Bhi Hota He,
Koi Rokar Samjhaye Ye Jaruri To Nhi,
Samaj Lena Chahiye Lafzo Ka Takaza,
Koi Dil Chir K Dikhlaye Ye Jaruri To Nhi

Larkiyon Se Kya Dosti Krna,
Jo Pal Bhar Me Chor Jati Hai,

Dosti Krni Hai To Larko Se Karo,
Jo Marne K Baad Bhi
Kandhey Pe Le Jate Hain.

I Love U Yaron

Memon Ka 1 Rupia Chhat Se Gir Gaya,
Memon Neeche Pohncha To Rupia Nahe Mila

Kion??

Memon Rupiay Se Pehley Pohnch Gaya Tha!

Lafzo ki Justju me sab kuch Ganwa dia

Wo chal dia main Tarz-e-Ada dhundta raha

Usko kisi ne Rab se maang lia or main

Sajde me gir ke Harf-e-Dua dhundta raha.

WORLD Ka Sabse LAMBA Aur PYARA English Word Hai

"S M I L E S"

Bcoz Pehle "S" Se Lekar Dusre "S" Tak Pahuchne me "MILE" Lag jata Hai..
So Keep Smiling

Raasta Tut Gaya Magar Safar Baki He,
Aaina Tut Gaya Par Nazar Baki He,

Tum Humse Kitne Bhi Dur Raho,

Par Teri Yaad Dil Me Hamesha Baki Hai

Q-Wo kya Cheeze hai jo wife apne husband ko Saari Umar nahi lene Deti?
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Ans - Chain k 2 pal

TANTRIK"Apne
Ek Bhakt Se;
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Beta"Tum Par Ek
Bhootni Ka Saya
Hai,

BHAKT;
Baba"Mai
Thappad Maar
Dunga

Agar
Meri PATNI"Ke
Baare
Me Kuch Kaha
To

Most Fabulous Lines by " SOHAIL '' :

"Ae Zindagi tu hi bata kaise Tujhe pyar karu..

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Jabki Teri Har Subah Meri Umar ka 1 Din Kam Kar Deti Hai

True Lines By SOHAIL:
Jab Kisi Ko Chaho to Ye Ummid mat Karo

K Wo b Tumhe Hi Chahe...

KOSIS Karo
Tumhari Chahat AISI Ho

K use Tumhare SIWA KISI Or ki Chahat PASAND Na Aaye...

GOD ASKED "Wht is Forgiveness?"
A little girl gave lovely rply:
"It is d wonderful fruit,dat a tree gives wen it is being hurt by a stone"

2 ALL SINGLES (Apna Dil Behla Lo is thought se)
Staying Single is not abt having no one.. Rather, It is an Opportunity to b wid everyone.!

Boy Apni Girlfriend Se:-
Yu Mat Kheench Tu Mujhe Apni Taraf Sanam..
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Branded T-Shirt hai..
Phat Gayi to Bahut Pitegi, Maa kasam..!!

Dilse aawaz aai gud nite

sanso ne kaha sweet dreams

dhadkan ne kaha tak care

mann ne kaha have a nice sleep
Good Night

Zindgi 1 Railway Station H
Pyaar 1 Train H
Jo Aati Hai Aur Chali Jati He

Par Dosti Enquiry Counter Hai

Jo Hamesha Kehti Hai...
"MAY I HELP U?"

Aaj Aankho Ke Niche 1 Bund Payi,

Puchha To Boli Yuhi Nikal Aayi,

Humne Puchha Kyun Kuch To Karan Hoga,

To Boli Aakhir Kab Tak Chhupa Pati Aapki Tanhai.

Is di se dur wo jate Bhi nahi,
hakikat me wo hume chahte bhi nahi,
auron ke liye to wo ro lete hain raat bhar,
hamare liye to wo muskurate bhi nahi

Be More Sure With Ur Character,
rather then Ur Reputation.

B'coz Ur Character is What U Really R
&
Ur Reputation is What Others Think You are...

Qarib se tumhe dekha to apna paya
jab tumhe dosti mein azmaya to apna paya
tumhe kya naam doon samajh me na aaya
Dosti,pyaar,zindagi,ya apna saya.

Hamari yad apko jab bhi ayegi
Ankho ko chupke s Geela kr jayegi
Na girana ek bhi boond Ansu kbhi
Varna ankho s hmari tasveer mit jaygi.
MISS U

Kya khoobsurat aap ka andaz hai,
haqeeqat hai ya khawab hai
khush naseebon ke paas aap rehte ho
mere paas to bas aapki meethi si yaad hai
MISS U

SONU;
Tum"Aaine Me Ankhen Band Karke
Kya Dekh Rahe Ho_?

MONU;
Mai Ye"Dekhna Chahta Hu Ki
> Mai
Sote Hue"KaiSa Lagata_Hu_?"

Koi kisi k dard me shamil nhi he,
Har ada husn k kabil nhi he,
sab ku6 luta kar samaj me aaya he dost,
Ye duniya pyar k kabil nhi he...