PAGALPANTI Wishes Collection - Page 25

Choose A Hand..

Left...

Right...

Then I Will Tell U K Aap. .

Mere Kon Se Hath Se Chamaat Khaenge..

GOLU:
Khudkushi pr Bol rha tha
Khudkushi
Hram hy
Zulm hy
Gunah hy
Buzdili hy
Pagalpun hy
Aisi haram mot marne se behtr he insan apne ap ko Goli mar dy.

KON DETA HAI UMAR BHAR KA SAHARA



LOG TO JANAZY MAIN BHI KANDHY BADALTY REHTY HAIN.:-(

ROZ ROZ KEHTI MUJH SE YE ZINDAGI



EK SHAQS KI KHATIR MUJHY BARBAAD NA KER.

khuda Ki Qasam Bari Mushkil Sey Milta Hey..!

Wo Aik Dil Jo Muhabbat Nibhaney Wala Hu..!!

Har shaam tujh sy melny ki Aadat C ho Gai.
Phir Rafta Rafta tujh se Mohabat C ho Gai

...Shayad ye Taza Taza judai ka tha Asar.
Har Shakal Yak-Ba-Yak teri soorat C ho gai.

:Advertise On A Sweet Shop::
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"Aik Adad Mulazim Ki Zaroorat Hay,
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Jo Shugar Ka
Mareez Ho!")

Maana K Teri Nazar Me Kuch Bhi Nhi H0 Mein,,,
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Meri Qadar Un Se Poch Jin K Maine Paise Dene Hain.. ;->)

I Wish K Apko Is Saal Mile..





Khushyan,






Kamyabi,






Dolat,






Rehmat,






Or..

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Meri Shadi Ka Card.. ;->)

Shadi me Santa bahot der tak kha Rha ta
Bnta-kab tak khaoge
Snta-Mai Khud kha- kha k dukhi hu
per kya karu card me likha tha Dinner 7 to 10 PM

Har Safar me Apka sath Hum denge
Apne Pyar ki saugat
Hum Denge
Girne lage to hath hum denge

Aur

Na bhi gire to?

Ek laat hum denge..

Pati:Ab Jhagda Band Bhi Karo
Mai Shanti Ke Sath Rehna Chahta Hu

Patni: Ha, Jaao
Mai Bhi Shyam Ke Sath Rehna Chahti hu..

Tuje pane k liye kuch b kar sakta hu
Tere pyar me ji aur mar sakta hu
Fir b tu na mili to gam nai..
Ye FORMULA me DUSRI pe b try kar sakta hu..

My New Year Resolution:
Mei aaj kasam khaata hu..
Ki Aajse har Ladki ko Maa Samjhunga












Apne Hone Wale Bachho Ki..

Car me baithi 1 Lady ne, 1 bhikhari ko 1 rupya dekar,
Aasirvaad dene ko kaha!

Bhikhari: Car me to baithi ho, ab kya aasmaan me baithogi?

Snta Mehmaan Se- Thnda Loge Ya Garam.?
Mehmaan-Dono Le Aao..
Snta-Preeto.. Ek GLass Freezer Se, Aur Ek GLass Geezer Se Pani Le Aao..

1 Hasina Par Nigahe Thehri Thi
Uski Ankhe Jheel Se Bhi Gehri Thi,
Thak Gaya Me Apne Pyar Ka Izhar Karte-Karte
Tho Pata Chala Yaar Wo To Behri Thi..

ankhon se barsat hoti he jab apki yaad saath hoti he,
jab bhi busy rahe mera cell to samajh lena..
aapki hone wali bhabhi se meri baat hoti hai..

Eggs
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Paranthe
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Bread
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Tea
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Aaj Ka Breakfast
Meri Taraf Se
khao Re Garibo..
Good Morning

dad-exam kaisa hua?
son-Q. no 1 chhut gaya. 3 ata nahi tha. 4 karna bhul gaya. 5 nazar nahi aaya.
dad-Q. no 2 ? son-bas wahi galat ho gaya.. (-;

Ek Andha Police Me Bharti Hone Ke Liye Gaya.
Officer Ne Pucha "Tumhe Hum Kis Liye Rakhe.?"
Andhe Ne Fauran Jawaab Diya "Andha-Dhund Firing Ke Liye."

Santa:Y do u prefer prepaid connection over postpaid?
Banta:Prepaid me bahut fayda hai,
isme call k baad bill badhne ki bajaye kam hota hai... ;-)

Ramu-Inn aalu k parantho mein aalu nazar nahin aa rahe hai
Shyamu-Yaar naam par mat ja
Kashmiri pulav mei kabhi kashmir nazar aata hai kya.?

” AAJ KI DUA”. AAP K LIYE
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Ay ALLAH
Mere Wo Tamam
Gunah Muaaf Farma Day..
Jiski Wajha Se Meri
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Shaadi Ruki hui hy.

Aameen..x

Dosti ka saath kahan tak hai maloom nahi..


Han mager jab bhi hath uthen gey dua k lie tu saath hogi mery......

Maloom hai masroof ho bohat dosto k sang

magar ik baat hamri bhi sun loAb k bar gaye tou hum nahin tum hame yaad karty reh jao gey..

Mujhe

Tum
Se
P…
Pi…
Piy…
Piya…
Piyaa.
Piyaaz Or Aalu
Mangwane They

Kia Tum Farigh Ho.:)

Hanso Khelo
Naacho Gao
Duniya Ki Parwa Mat Karo
Q K…

Duniya Janti Hai
K…

Pagal Aisi Harkatein
Karte Rehte Hain

Nahii Maloom Dosti Kitni Haii Tumse Kitni Mohabbat

Han Magar Jab Aankhon Main Tarii Namii Dekhtii H0on Apnii Har Khushi Bhul Jaya Kartii Ho0n.....!!

Pyar kya hai maloom nahin humko..



Hum bas itna janty hain k tujhai dekhny se duniya bhul jaya kartey hain...