PAGALPANTI Wishes Collection - Page 33

Arj kiya hai.
Delhi ki Garmi se hai Skin meri jali, wah wah
Gaur kijiyega
Delhi ki Garmi se hai Skin meri jali,

Chura ke Dil mera Goiya Chali..

Santa Banta hosptl me ek doctor Se lar rahe the.
doctor:Kya hua?
Santa Banta:Doctr ne operation me orignal Chize nikal kar china ka dal diya.

Santa:doctor ne kha tha k T.V cabel Se bache kharab hote hai aur parhai
B nhi krte,mene cabel katva diya
Batna: Good?
S: Ab humne dish TV laga liya

1 Lady Ki Aankh Kali Hui Thi
Padosan- Kya Hua?
Lady- Pati Ne Mara
Padosan- Tere Pati To Kaam Se Bahar Gaye Hue The
Lady- Mera Bhi Yahi Khayal tha

Santa: Library Ko Hotel Samajkr Andar Gya Or Chillaya
1 Lassi Lana
To Kisine Usse Kha
Ye Library Hai..
To santa Dhire $e Bola
1 Lassi lana

Killer shayari!!
Tumhari adaon pe main wari wari...

wah

Tumhari adaon pe main wari wari...

Dial 139 for Train enquiry

GOLU: Dr. Sahb 2 Sal Pehle Mujhe Bukhar hwa Tha


Dr: To Ab Kya Hua?

GOLU: yhan se gzar rha tha socha poch lon k ap ne Nahane ko Mana Kia Tha' ab Naha Lon.

TOTKA SMS
Agar Aap k Hont SaRdi ki wajase kharab hone lagn to

Un Per Zuban Pherne se Thek ho skty ha

lekin.?


"Zuban kisi aur ki ho"..;)

Log Kahte Hain K 1 Larki K Parhne Se
Sara Ghar Taleem Yafta Ho Jata Ha.
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Lekin Us Larki K College Jaane Se
40 Larke Fail Ho Jaate Hain Unka Kya.?

Girl: Main Fail Hona Chahti Hon

Frnd: Kyun?

Girl: Ammi Ne Kaha Ha K 1st I To Science Dilwaengi
2nd I To Arts
Or
Fail Hoi To Shadi Kara Dungi... ;->

Ho gai hai *'''NIGHT'''*
Band kar do *'''LIGHT'''*
Achay sapno ki pakro
*'''FLIGHT'''*
Have a sweet dreams. And
*"GÖÖD Night''

Our life is long Time..!
We meet for short Time..!
But..!
You will be in my heart at any Time..!
My Sweet friend..!
I'm missing U dis time

Santa was filling slam buk,He saw d quesn zodiac sign
He didn't knw it meant. So he turned bak n saw dat sm1 had written Cancer
So he wrote "AIDS"

KABHI KABHI MERE DIL ME KHAYAL AATA HAI:*
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jab bijli nahi
pani nahi
TO BILL KAHAAN SE AATA HAI.

A.C Ka muqabla cooler kar nai skta

A.C ka mukabla coolr kar nai skta

Ja Simrn Ja is ladke se Jayda payr tuje koi kar nai sakta.

Ek Machhar Ne Aapni Wife Ko Divorce De Diya..
Pata Hai Kyu.?
Kyu Ki..
Uske Bachho Ki Ragon Mein Kisi Aur Ka Khoon Tha..

Trick of Weak
Do you Want To Make A Call Without Reduce Balance From Ur Phone?

ya ?

Then Make That Call From Any Other Phone!

Touching Story
A little boy on his way 2 home saw a cute puppy.He went near & touched it Again touchd it,Again he touchd it
what a touching story.

CID pj..
Devdas ko pasand thi Paro..
Wah wah..
Devdas ko pasand thi Paro..
"Abhijeet aur Daya aaspaas ke saare ilaake chhaan maaro !!"

Killing C.I.D pj.
Thande thnde paani se nahna chahiye,

Thande thnde paani se nahna chahiye,
"Daya Hame us jagaah pe ek aur baar jaana chahiye"

U cnt imagin Dis pj:
khooni ne dikhaya daya ko chaku,{oh no!)
khoni ne dikhaya daya ko chaku....

'Are K hua AaNANDI k bapu'

Kya tum
Garib ho?
YES or NO?

Agr
Amir Hoto
50ka Bal Bhejo

aur

Garib Hoto Ye msg
Aage Bhejo

KHUL K MANGO Yar
Happy
Bikari day

CID Special:
Na bandook se maro, na bomb se maro..

Wah Wah

Na bandook se maro, na bomb se maro..
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Daya is ghar ka chappa chappa chaan Maro!

Der r 2 kinds of roads in US-
"National"
&
"International"

In INDIA also der r 2 kinds of Roads:

"Under Construction"
&
"Under Repair" :

Thanda Khaya H, Khaasi hi Hogi

Thanda Khaya H, Khaasi hi Hogi

ACP ne kaha, Khoon kiya H
to Faasi hi Hogi..!

CID SPL
Band karo apna Faltu ka Drama,

Band karo apna Faltu ka Drama,

Daya, Isne kya kiya H, zara ise yaad to dilana..

Mom of d Millenium: A girl tells her mom
"I wAnt fresh air,cAn i go 4 A wAlk?"
Mom: ok, but Ask ur fresh air to leAve u home by 9 PM.! :-)

Everything is Serious in CID Byuro

Everything is Serious in CID Byuro

suspend b ho skte ho Fredrik, jyada mat udo..!

Raja ko mili badi muskil se rani
Wah.. Wah..
Raja ko mili badi muskil se rani.
New maggi cup mania..
Just add garam pani and carry on jani..

Santa- Insaan Ko Zindagi Mein Koi Bhi Problem Hoto Kiske Pas Jana Chahiye...?
Banta- Farmer...!
Santa- kyu..?
Banta - Uske Paas "HAL" Hota Hai...