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1901 Wishes in Collection
Interviewer: What is the Recession?
Candidate:
When 'Wine & Women' get replaced by 'Water & Wife', that Critical Phase of Life is called Recession
Nurse to patient with bleeding head: Your Name?
Patient: Snta
Nurse: Birthdate?
Patient: 01-Feb -85
Nurse: Married?
Patient: No, Car Accident..
Teacher- TAJ MAHAL kisne banaya tha?
santa- Ji, KARIGAR ne
Santa- Mera matlab hai
Banvaya kisne tha?
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Santa- Ji, THEKEDAAR ne
Rona to unki adat thi
hm yu hi dil se laga baithe
wo naak pochh kr chale gye
Or hm naya rumaal gawa baithe
Mohabbat karli tumse bahut sochne k bad, Ab kisiko dekna nhi tumhe dekhne k bad,Dunia ch0d denge tmhe pane k bad,Khuda maff kre itna jhoot bolne bhad
Most promising lines U can tell ur SweetHeart-
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Until INDIA wins d football world Cup, I'm gonna keep on LuVing U..
Chemist: Is Dawai Se Thik Na Ho 2 Ye Parchi Lekar Fir Aana.
Grahak: Kyo?
Chmst: Mai Ek Baar Fir Doctor Ki Likhai Padhne Ki Koshish Karunga.
Hamesha hasne walo ko b gum ho skta ha
wah wah
Hamesha hasne walo ko b gum ho skta h
wah wah
koi b lawaris vastu na chhuye usme bum ho skta hai..
1 Bar Class Me 1 Ladki Gana Gane Lagi
* Jara-Jara Touch Me *
Tabhi 1 Ladka Utha Aur
Use Touch Kiya Fir Bola
Le Ab Himmat H To Aage Ga K Dikha..
Santa: Kal Ek Admi Aurat Ko Peet Raha Tha. Maine Kaha Mard Se Lado.
Banta: Fir?
Santa: Jab Mujhe Hosh Aaya 2 Main Hospital Me Tha
A small boy, his father and father's friend went to a Restaurant. Father: waiter, 2 beer & 1 icecream.
Boy: y daddy ur friend don't like beer ah?
Breaking News..
Octopus Paul in Coma.
Dr says Mental trauma...wen
Santa asked him a question..
"Baba Ji Wen will India reach FIFA finals?"
Roz Subha Hum Kehte Hai Unhe Good Morning
Roz Subah Hum Kehte Hai Unhe Good Morning
Wo Aise Ghoor K Dekhti Hai
Jaise 1 Error Aur 5 Warning
SANTA Ki Beti "LAADO"
Bachhpan Se Japan Mei Thi, Wo Plane se India Aai Pr raaste Se Return Ho Gyi
Q ki Board Lga Tha
''Na Aana Is Desh Meri Laado"
Zindagi mai Kamyab Hone ke 2 uoosul.
1- Kabhi Kisi ko Poori baat mat bathao
2)......?
Kya dhondh rahe ho.?
Mujhko bhi tho KAMYAB hona hai
Kaisa lagta hai jab
Barasti pani me
hawa k jhokon k sang
Khamosi se chlte hue
Koi apka hath tham k haule se keh de
Niche"GOBAR" hai zara dhaye se
Log Kehte Firte Hai Jise Hum Pyaar Karte Hai Wo Ek Chand Ka Tukda Hai,
Par Unhe Kyaa Pata Jise Mai Pyaar Karta Houn Chand Uska Ek Tukda Hai.
I Love You And Happy Valentines...
GirlFrnd ne kiya Kiss aur jal gye mere Lips.
GrlFrnd ne kiya Kiss or jal gye mere Lips.
Kyuki Vo kha kar ayi thi BINGO RED CHILLY CHIPS.
Peak of Optimism
Intrviwr:If Earth starts rotating 30 times faster, then wat'll happen?
Candidte:V'll get Salary everyday!
Express Urself Smartly
PAPPU:Madras ka naam Chennai kyon pada?
NIKKU:Madrasi kya pahante hain?
PAPPU:Lungi.
NIKKU:lungi me chain nahi hoti isliye Chen nai....!
After d great success of i-pod, i-phone,i-pad..
Apple invented a Lie Detecter!
Wat did they name it?
Any Guess?
No?
i-shappath! :-)
School me ladke line me khade the
Pehle ladke ka naam jeet hai to uske pichewale ka naam kya h?
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Darr !
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Kyunki Darr ke aage Jeet ha
Wife angry as hubby stands tOO clOse 2 a beautiful gal in a bus!
Gal slaps her hubby 4pinching-
Hubby-i swear i didnt dO it.
W-i knw i did it :)
Santa propose a girl..
Girl replied-
Thapad marungi...
Santa replied-
Thapad maregi toh mukka bhi khayagi.....
Tinku: Mera Kutta Tommy Kho Gaya Hai.
Mintu: To Tum Kisi Akhbar Me Vigyapan Kyo Nahi Dete.
Tinku: Usase Kya Hoga?
Tmmy Ko 2 Padhna Nahi Aata.
Pati- Aaj Khana Tumhari Maa Ne Banaya Hai Kya
Patni- Haa, Par Tumhe Kaise Pata Chala
Pati- Roz Khane Me Kale Baal Milte Hai, Aaj Safed Mile Hai
Banta was driving his car on d road. Traffic inspector stopped him
B: I'm learning car driving
Insp: Without d nstructor?
B: Correspondence Course