PAGALPANTI Wishes Collection - Page 62

GOLU:Yaar, mai kuch bhi karta hu to meri biwi beech me
aa jati Hai

MOLU:Yaar,tu car chala kar dekh

RIN nhi h GHADI se KAPDA dhona padega

RIN nhi h GHADI se KAPDA dhona pdega

ACP SAYS ABIJIT DAYAA nhi h aaj tumhe hi darwaja todna padega

Mariz-Dr. sahab Mujhe bimari h,Mai baat ko kehne
K bad bhool jata hu
Or 1dum gali de deta hu
Doc.=Ye bimari kb se h
M=kon c bimari Kamrne, kutte

CHIPKALI ko ubaal k dhoop me sukha k
chips jesa crunchi hone k baad
Ketchup ooper dal k khaya jye to





ULTI aa jati h
Eeeww...yakh.

Wo Chaku Chalate Gae
Hm Ansu Bahate Gae
UnkoNa Thi Mre AnsuoKi Fikr
Akhir Hmko Bolna Pada




Ay pagaL AbTo piyaaz Kaatna Bandh kr.

Munni Itni Badnaam Hai K
Har Ghante Ek Bari Mumbai Ke
Hr Radio Station Me Jaa K Aati Hai
Bhaut Bigdeli Ladki Hai
Iski Shadi Ab Naa Honi Hai

Chor Ki Biwi Shohar Se: Ghar ka rashan khatam ho Gya hai jaldi se le k aaye
Chor: Le aaouga aisi b kya jaldi he zara dukane To band hone do

Techar: Ye Kiska Signature H
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Student: Mere Pitaji Ka.?

Tchr:Aisa Kaise?

Student:Ji,Wo "JALEBI" Bechte Hai..Hath Aise Hi Chalte Hai

Judge:Tumne Apne Malik Ko Zehar Q Diya

Mulzim:QK Unho Ne Kaha Tha K Aisa Thanda Pani Pilao
K Thanda Ho Jau Maine Zehar Daal Kar De Diya

1 gav me nadi pe bridge banaya Gya
People:bahut accha ho Gya
GOLU: ha ji pehle dhup me tair ke nadi paar krte the ab Chav me tair ke par krenge

Knjus-Ek Or Ice-cream Khaoge
Beta:Pr apne 1 icecream b nai dilai ab tk
Bap:Bhool Gye jab hum pichle sal yaha aye tha to 1 icecream nai khai thi

Ladies Ko Petrol Pump K Bahar Q Utar Diya Jata He.?




QKi



Petrol Pump Par Likha Hota He
Aag Lagane Wali Cheje Bahar Rakhe

Mere pyar ko bewfai ka inam de gayi
Mere dilko yado ka paigam de gayi
Maine kaha mere dilme dard he
To idiot jate-jate "JHANDU BAM"de gayi

CID ROCKS
Tanhaai me satati hai uski yaad aise
Tanhai me satati hai uski yaad aise
DAYA,pata lagao aakhir ye MUNNI BADNAAM hui tou hui kaise?

GOLU:Dehaat se aye ek admi ko english ke sirf do words aate the, phir b usne shehar ja ke lakho rupye kamaye. MOLU: Kaunse words
GOLU: HANDS UP

Teacher- Batao banjar kise kehte hai GOLU- sir jis par hariyali na ho
Teacher- bahut khub kisi banjar jagaha ka example do
GOLU- Ji aapka sir

Sir 2 me :Padai karo varna koi tumhe job nai dega



Me 2 sir :Padai wo log krte h jise job chahiye ham to job dene walo me se hai

Height Of Shakkk:
PATI:Mai Tumhare Sath 100 Saal Rahunga Or Pyar Krunga




Biwi: Uske Baaad Kahan Moo
Marne Ka Irada He?

1 Chuha sharab ke drum me gira.
Nikal ke mast ho kr soyi hui billi k muh pe laat maar k bola.
"Uth Munni
aaj ye chulbul tera mujra dekhne aaya he

Jo Hum Kisi Ke Humdard Na Hote
To Hamare Seene Me Bhi Itne Dard Na Hote
Hamare Ansuo se Hi to H Fizao Me Nami
Warna Ye Mosam Itne Sard Na Hote

Dushman ko B sine se lagana nhi bhule
hm apni mohbbat ka zmana nhi bhule
1umar hui me to hasi bhul chuka hu
tum ab B mere dil ko dukhana nhi bhule

BAR BAR DARD NA DO MUJHE;
dard ka to samaundar le ke baitha hu
GULAM HU aeDOSTO TUMHARI DOSTI KA;
baki to "MUMBAI" ka"SULTAN MIRZA"
Banke Betha Hu

taaro ko pyar tha jo usne kiya,
chand ke daago ko dur usne kiya,
chandni bhi thi jiski diwani hui,
usi shayar ke ghar ki nilaami hui..

Bewafi ka dar tha to pyar kyu kiya
Tanhai ka dar tha to iqrar Q kiya
Maut b puchegi aane se pehle
Ki jo Nhi aane wali uska intezar kyu kiya

Mere Ghar ki Tarah Tareek Rehta Hai
Apni Chahat K Samndr Me Utar Jane De
Teri Mujrim Hu Muje Dub K Mar Jane De
Zakhm Kitne Teri Chahet Se Mile H Muje

Naam Dil Se Mera Kaise Mitaya Hoga
Mushkil Se Mujhe Usne Bhulaya Hoga
Aag Lagayi Hogi Jab Meri Tasvir Ko
Usne Sath Me Dil Apna Bhi Jalaya Hoga

Chaha H UsKo Rooh Ki Gehrio K Sath
Zinda Hu Apni Zaat Ki Tanhaio K Sath
Roka Nai Tha Usko Bichdne K Waqt B
Apni Wafa Pe Naaz Tha Sachaio K Sath
-SK

Jal chuke khwab to wo aag bujhane aye
Ek nye dhang se wo hume satane aye
Mom ke pul se guzar kr jana tha hume
Or wo shama bankar saath nibhane aye

Aj wo apne ho k b begane lge
Mano hawa k thande jhoke hame jalane lge
Ek aah pe meri girte the jinke hazaro ansu
Aj wo mere zakhmo pe muskurane lge

Ab Ki Bar Khud Use Azad Kr K Dekhta Hu
Mujse Juda Ho Kr Wo Kaha Jata H
Mere Muqaddar Me Jane Aisa Kya H
Jis Shks Ko B Chahu Wo Sath Chor Jata H