JAYANT Wishes Collection - Page 5

Ek Ye Hi Aarzu Rahi Dil Me Muddaton Se
Koi Hume Bhi Chahe Dil Ki Shiddaton Se
Bahut Veeran c Hai Zindagi Apni
K Koi Nawaz De Hume AaKr Mohbbat Se..

Delhi Mai Kuch Dair Pehle Operation Shuru ho Chuka hai:

Aap Logon se Request Hai, Plz Dua Kijiye


Bhagwan Jaane Ab Kya Hoga?


Ladka ya Ladki..!!

Pakistani Cricket team ko Hollywood Movie ki offer Hui Hy.
Yousuf Hero hoga.. Movie ka Naam Hy..
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11 IDIOTS....

Kisi ki taraf dosti ka haath itni jaldi na berhao!


Ho sakta hai us nay...







Washroom se aa kr haath na dhoey hon!
-Commandar Safegaurd

Breaking News:



Pakistan cricket team has complained in ICC about Australia that:



Ye baray larkay le aye they hum jabi haar gay..:

BOY TO GIRL: Tum to 14v ka chand ho


Girl: Sach, kya main itni khoobsorat hoon?


Boy: Arey nahin !!

Main to yeh batana chah raha tha kay tum itni gool matool ho....

Teacher: Batao kay chooza anday say

kaisay nikalta hai???

Pathan: Miss yeh baat itna important nai..

Soochnay wala baat yeh hai kay chooza

Anday main ghusa kaisay????

Teacher: Translate into English

“Yaad-e-maazi azab hai ya Rab

Cheen lai mujh say hafiza mera”

Pathan: My mind is full of data base

O God! Please make me a mental case….

Newton's 4th law ki shandar kamyabi ke bad

"Newton's 5th law":

If you move around a tree with the double speed of light,

You Can Kick Your Own Hips!!

Do memon hotel mein aik dusre ko mile...

4 din baad dono mar gaye...!

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Wajah kya thi...?


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Woh 4 din aik dusre ko dekhte rahe..

Ke khana kon mangwaye ga...?

Chand se rohsni ziyada aur sitaron se kam nikli...

Wah Wah...

Chand se rohsni ziyada aur sitaron se kam nikli...

Aur jab bhi mein ne aap ko dekha..

Meri hansi ek dum nikli..

santaji, Agar aap ki wife ko Jin chimmat jayein...

To aap kya karo ge...?

santaji:Mein ne kya karna hai...

Ghalti Jin ki hai, Khud Bhugtey....

Apne doston ko me kesay samjaon Faraz..
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K Mohabbat msg bejhne se Nhe Balnce Bhejne se Barhti he ….

Paas aata bhi nahi door jata bhi nahi

Yaad karta bhi nahi Aur bhulata bhi nahi

Ajeeb shaks se hai wasta mera

Jo milta bhi nahi Aur bicharta bhi nahi.

Girl:
Lekin mein tumse Umer mein 1 saal barri hoon..!


Pathan:
Oye baaji fikar kyun karta hy,
Hum tumse aglay saal shaadi karlega..!

After car accident
American: Its fine man...

British: Im So Sorry

chines: are u oky?

Pakstani:O BhaRve, Andha hai Kya, Kutte ki tarha chala rha tha,Tere Baap ka Road hai ...

Hum Se Khailti Rahi Duniya Taash K Patton Ki Tarha...!
"DOSTO"

Jis Ne Jeeta Us Ne Bhi phainka'
Jis Ne Haara Us Ne Bhi phainka.

Mujhse Ab Ye "Judai" ka "Gham" Piya Nahi Jata Farazz...



Mujhey 2 Glass "SPRITE" K He Pila Do "Baraf" Daal K. :-)

Haqiqat ho tum kese tuje sapna kehun,

Tere hr dard ko ab me apna kahun.

Sb kch Qurban he mere "DOST" tujh pr,

kon he tere siwa jise me apna kahun.

Teacher santa sey Koi aisa jumla bnao jis mai

'MAGAR' 2 dafa istamaal hua ho,,,

santa:-

"Wo Mery aagy chal rahi thi or main us k"!!
'MAGAR'
'MAGAR'

Tanha thay is Dunia ki Bheer me,

Socha koi nahi meri Taqdeer me,

ek Din aisa hua k Tum say Dosti ho gai,

Tu laga kuch khaas tha is Hath ki Lakeer mein.

"Police Afsar PATHAN se:

Tumhari maadri zuban kon si hai?

PATHAN: Koi nahi..

Police Afsar: Kyun?

PATHAN: Meri ammi goongi thi...:

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Mujhe tumse itni shiddat se muhabet ho gai hai.
K ab tum bin reha nehi jata tumhare bin neend nhe ati

I love u

I mis u

Ab a jao na

My dear

Light !

Us Ki Soch Nay Usay Mehdood Rakha Hai
"FARAZ"
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Warna "HUM" Us Ki Soch Say Bhi Ziyada Chaahtay Hain usaY.,,,,

Us k Jesi Aankhon waaley Aatey Hain Jab Sahil Per.,!¡

Lahrein B Shor Machati Hain Lo Aaj Samundar Doobey Gå.,!

Dekho Andhera
Kitna Suhana Hai,

Load Shading
Ka Zamana Hai,

Kar Do Ek
Aacha SmS

Balance Bacha Ker
Kya "UPS" lagwana hai.

What is Your Name?

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Aray Pagal Tujhay Apna Naam Bhi Nahi Aata

Jo Neechay Dekh Raha Hai.

bewakoof ...;->

Usne jo shair mara to wah wah hogai

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WAH WAH WAH

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USne jo shair mara to wah wah hogai .

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mene jo shair mara to shairni beva hogai.

Humain to kab se pata tha k tu bewafa hai"FARAZ"

Tujhe chaha is liye k shaayad teri fitrat badal jaye,

Aap ky Bina Ham Jeena Bhool Jaty Hain

Zakhmon Ko Seena Bhool Jaty Hain

Aap Zindagi Main Sab sy Ziada Aziz Hay

Aap Se Har Baar Ye Kehna Bhool Jaty Hain.