JAYANT Wishes Collection - Page 7

1 Bohat hi Cute Larki ko Maine Kaha
"I Love u"

Usne Muje Kiss Ki or Galay Lga k Apna Mob No. Dedia Or Dinner Par Le Gai..

Moral:
JALO SAALON JALO

aik admi dosre se: bhia ye larki kia hoti hai?






dosra:" pata nahi yar main to khud peshawar main rahta haon".

1 Aurat ne ishara krke taiz a rhi bus ko roka.

Driver: Kaha jana hai?

Aurat: Jana to kahin nhi hai..

Bacha ro raha hai.

Zara bus ka horn poo-poo baja do..

Aik he kambal main ghuss gaye Mohsin aur Riaz...


Kyu ke pankha full speed se chala ke bhaag gaya Faraz...

Hum ne tanhai may bhi tum ko chaha hai "faraz"...



warna log to tanhai mein nargis ki cd dekhtay hai...

Hum to jazz k office call kar ke

tarha tarha ki gaaliyan suna rahey thay "faraz" , , .

Lekin..

Un ke is jawab ne sharminda kar dia

"Aur Sunao"..??

Kuch Dost Meri Zindagi Main PAAD Ki Tarah Hain.


FARAZ


Mehsoos To Hotay Hain, Par Dikhai Nahi Detay.

Tum Se Acha To Kutta Hay

Faraz..!


Kam Se Kam Larki Palat Palat Ke Dekhti to Hai...

ke,

Kahin Aa To Nahi Raha...

Baithe Tere Khayalo Me


Baithe Tere Khayalo Me
Kore Kagaz Pe Likha Tera Naam
Tasvir Bhi Bana Dali Aur Likha! Ye Paigam
Zinda Ya Murda Pakadne Vale Ko 5000 Nakad Inam

Dil Ki Awaz Ka Asar


Kaash Dil Ki Awaz Ka Itna Asar Ho Jaaye
Hum Unhe Yaad Karen
Aur Unhe Khabar Ho Jaaye

Employee:

Boss aap shadi shuda mardon ko hi noukri q daitay hain????????

Boss:

Q kay unhain pehlay hi say Gaalian khanay ki aadat hoti hai………….

2 choohay darakht pe bethy thy nechy se ek haathi guzra
ek chooha hathi py ja gira...!!!

dosra chooha bola,
daba k rakh saalay ko, mein bhi aata hoon..

Zindgi me apki "EHMIYAT" Bata nhi sakty.

Dil me apki "JAGA" dikha nhi sakty.

Kuch RISHTAY bohat "ANMOL" hoty he.

Is se ziada HuM AAPko samjha nhi sakty!

Teri Chahat Teri Ulfat Ki Adda Kafi HE

Zinda Rehne K Lie Teri Wafa Kafi He

Be-Wajah Hath Uthane Ki Zrorat Kia He

Dil Se Mango to Fqat 1 Dua Kafi He.

Hr dharkan k sath dil apka naam leta ha

ap ka khayal meri toti sanson ko tham leta ha,

Jab b tanhaiya satati ha mujhey,

ap ka tasawar mera hath tham leta ha.

Brasne k bad bdal gira nhi krte

Murjhane k bad phool khila nhi krte

Doston ki ahmiat smjhni parti hy

Q k bichrne k bad Dost mila nhi krty

800 Kamro Ka Mehal Ho

Motiyo Se Sja Ho Drbar

Incom Ho Arbo Me

Or 200 Marcedes Car

Sb Mil Skta hy Sapno Me
Is lye Jagna Hy Bekar
So jao Mry Yaar
"Good Ñight"

Na jany wo Neend K Nashay men itna kesy Doob jaaty hen,,,,


Ham to Karwat Bi BadaLty hen to manji cho0n cho0n krti hy...

Giley shikwey na dil se laga lena

Kabhi maan jana to kabhi mana lena

Kal ka kya pata hum hon ya na hon

Jub bhi moqa mile thora hans lena thora hansa dena...

Wafadaar hain wafa karain gay,
Jaan mango fida karain gay,
Sirf 1 larki ka number send kar do,
Namazi log hain dua karain gay

Itni badtameez larki mainey zindagi main nahi dekhi FARAZ

Sab k samne jo mere kan main kehti hai..




"Ap k account ki raqam is call k liay na kafi hai".

*Elahi Aaj ye farman likh dy,

Hr khushi SmS parhne wale k naam likh dy,

Agr uski khushi k liye kisi ki jaan chahiye

To us pe "ASIF Z@RDARI" ka naam likhde*

Ishq K Sahare Jia Nhe Kerty,

Ghum K Pialon Ko Pia Nahi Kerty,

Kuch NAAWAAB K Bachy Frnds hain Humary,

Jin Ko SmS Na Karo To Wo B SmS Kia Nahe Kerte.

Kehne Ko Mere pass
Lafz Nh Hy

Bhejne Ko Acha Sa sMs
Nh Hy

Par DIL Se 1 Awaz Aati
Hy Har Bar

Apna Khayal
Rakha Kro

QK
Mere Pass Ap
Jesa oR Koi
Dost Nh hai..

Aasman apse NARAAZ hai...

*T*A*R*O*O*N*
ka gussa bhi
BE-HISAAB hai...

Apse Jalte hain ye SUB


KYON K
CHAAND
Jesa DOST jo aap k PAAS hai......:

Ap ko MISS karna meri
HÖBBY

Ap ka KHYAL rakhna meri
JÖB

Ap ko KHUSH rakhna mera
DREAM

Ap k liye DUA karna meri
DUTY

&

Ap ko TANG karna MERA PYAR..!!!

Dost B Ho Wafadar B Ho,
Didar Na Ho To Kia Faida?

Piyar B Ho Beshumar B Ho,
Izhar Na Ho To Kia Faida?

SMS B Ho Mazedar B Ho,
"REPLY" Na Ho To Kia Faida,

Usay keh do k wo kisi or se ''pang'ga'' ka na sochy Gaalib

Ek me hi kaafi hoon umar bhar uski "be iizati" k liye.

Bina Pukare Humen Apne Sath Pao gay,

Kro Wada k Dosti Tm B Nibhao Gay,

Mtlab Ye Nhi k Roz Yad krna,

Bs Yad Rakhna Us Waqt
Jb kbi
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"Bryani" Khao gy

Cheel urri ...

Kaw'wa urra.!,'

Maina urri,.,'

Chir'ria urri....,'

gadha urra.,.,'


Oo...sorry

jaldi main aap ko b urra dia...