SHIVRAJ parmar Wishes Collection - Page 2

Teachr:Water ka formula batao.. Studnt:H2 MgCl NaCl HNO3 HCl etc.. T:Whats this? S:Sir,this is polluted water of river Ganga! -Think abt it

A sardar passing through a jungle A churail stops him & says-HOO HOO HA HA,Ma chrl hu. Sardar-Janta hu teri ek behan mere ghar Bhi hai.

Girl Proudly Says: Meri 2Har Sans Pe1 Insan MartaH Boy: Yaar Phir Tum Koi Achha Tooth Paste Istemal Kyon Nhi Karti???

meet my wife.
Ajay:oh! I know her
Raj:how?
Ajay: v had ben sleping 2getr
Raj:wat d hel
Ajay:10y ago in history cls
Moral:think +ve.

Last 9t I had a
dream
I was walking
with GOD
He Askd me
Whz Ur Bst frnd?
I told Him ur Name

He Smiled & Said

'sab Pichle Janm k pap ha

A sleeping lion is stronger than a
barking dog
.
.
.
.
So a sleeping student is better
than a barking teacher!
Back Benchers
Assoctiation :)

Dil ki he ek CONDITION,
Jisme nahi kisi ko PERMISSION,
Sirf ap jaise dost ko hai ADMISSION,
Vo bhi bina DONATION Just maintain good RELATION

Santa : Oye Yaar! Agar
Electricity Nahi Hoti To
Kya Hota?
Banta : Kuch Nahi Yaar,
Hume Candle Light Me T.V
Dekhna Padta :)

Police see a
villages sat on a bufalo
P: where is ur helmet?
Pay 50/- fine
gess
wat wise villages told this is not 2 wheeler it's 4 wheeler

1Gadhe Ne Pandit Ko Lat Mari
Pndit Uske Piche Bhaga
Raste Me Zebra Mila Pndt N Use Lat Mari Or
Bola Sale Night Dres Phen K Ullu Bnata hai

Wife: Look a thief has entered our kitchen
and he is eating d cake prepared by me!
Husband:whom should I call now?

Police or Ambulance?

Pappu-Teri Wife Ki Mout Ka Bahot Dukh Hai..
Use Kya Huwa Tha

Dipu-Uske Sir Me Goli Lagi
Pappu-Ohh Teri.!!
Shukar Hai Aankh To Bach Gyi

Chor pakadne ki
machine bni
USA me -1din me 9pkde gye
CHINA me-30
UK me-50
INDIA me-

1gante m mchine chori ho gayi
Est or wst India isD bst

1 Ladka exam hall me pareshan tha.
Sir: kya hua?
Question paper muskil he?
Boy:nai sir soch raha hu is question ka ans kis jeb me hai

1 aurat ne ishara krke tej a rhi bus ko roka
Driver:kaha jana h?
Aurat:Jana to khi nhi,
Bacha ro raha hai Zara bus ka horn poo_poo baja Do

SANTA standing on platform suddenly jumps on track.
Man:SANTAji mar jaoge
SANTA:Marega to tu sale Suna nahi train platform par aa rahi hai

Dil ke arman ansuon mn behge
Is Bhare jaha mn hm tnha rehge
soch to kuch or he rahe the hm khne ko
Jldi main Hum apni G.F ko he behan keh ge

Biwi:Wo Samne Shrabi Dekh Rahe Ho?
5Sal Pehle Mene Use Shadi K Lie Inkar Kia tha or Wo AajTak P Raha H
Pati:Baap Re Itni Lambi Celebration

TUM

Achhe

Sachhe

Sundar

Shushil

Sabhya

B uddhiMaan

Logon se dur Hi Rehna

Warna
wo b BHIGAD Jayenge:)

Love: Police wala:
Tumne PAPPITA bechne wali ko KISS kyun kiya
Hajoor wo hi bar bar chilla rahi thi
PAPPI ta le lo
PAPPI ta le lo..!

Nari k chakkar me mat bhulo yari,nari ne lat mari to yad ayegi yari. Bat mano hamari,ban jao bramhachari, ye jankari janhit me jari

Washing Pwder Nirma
Washin pwdr Nirma
Dudh c Safedi Nirma s Aye
Rangin Kapda
B Khil-2 Jae

AAP Ko Kuch b Bhejo Pdte zrur H
wo b TONE k satH

AB: 1=2
how!

Let x=y.
= 2x-x=2y-y
= 2x-2y=x-y
= 2(x-y)=x-y
= 2=1

Saala maths ka itihas hila kar rakh dala

Pappu ko Kisi Ne Sapne Me Mar Dala..to Usne Apna Bank A/C Band KarDiya

Kyoki

Bank Me Likha Tha k Hum Apke Sapno Ko Hakikat me Badlenge

Stdnt: sir kya ye sach he ki har insan ko marna hai.
Sir:haan

Student:sir main soch raha hu k jo anth me marega usko shamshan kon lejayega.

Wife writes msg 2 Pappu" ghar kab aa rahe ho ? Msg karke batao." Pappu writes msg 2 her and sends "nahi bata sakta balance kam hai."

Tu kutta

Tu kutta

Main fir keh raha hu,Tu kutta

Tu kutta

Tu kutta

Tu kutta paal le,ajkal CHORIYAN bahut ho rhi h

Jab kisi ka bura waqt aata he,
To uske sare Dost aur Pariwar uske Sath
khade hote he..
Yakeen na ho to kisi ki shaadi k photo dekh lo ;-)

kisiko PHUL to kisiko PHULHAR mile
kisiko DIL to kisiko DILDAR mile
aur jo mujhe abhi SMS na kare
use apni boyfriend se Bhai jesa PYAR mile

There were two frnds Jo and Wo
One day Jo got scared and suddenly Wo died
Y did Wo die?
Because Jo dar gya,
Wo mar gya